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dudekazoo.bsky.social
@dudekazoo.bsky.social
Harmless leftie weirdo. ADHD, possibly (probably) autistic. Love games, history, and music.
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New subgenre of erotica about Jewish lesbians called Sapphardic literature.
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GIVEAWAY!

I have officially launched my token shop on Etsy! To celebrate, I'm giving away a "greatest hits" pack of Belle Époque proxies!

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I'll pick a winner on Dec 15, and ship worldwide!

Which is your favorite of this batch?!
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I just want to point out to all the non-US homies: When you make derogatory generalizations about Americans that also includes Jerma.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Fog is really rare in this climate so this is making me very happy. ☺️
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
At this point I start from a null hypothesis that all famous and influential men are abusive creeps. So I need to see a convincing body of evidence that they aren't. It's so much more efficient this way.
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If you've never been eating and suddenly crunched down on a stray fragment of your own broken tooth then frankly you need to check your privilege.

😭
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
New subgenre of erotica about Jewish lesbians called Sapphardic literature.
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Too real.
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm going to start making a playlist of all my most beloved weird internet videos and establish that my last wish is for any mourners to watch it. I can rest easier knowing my family will feel guilted into watching all that weird shit. 😄
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Múm makes such great train music. A match made in heaven.
Summer Make Good - Album by Múm
Summer Make Good is the third studio album by Icelandic band Múm. It was released on 12 April 2004 by FatCat Records. The CD edition of Summer Make Good was released in a cardboard sleeve. 28 June 200...
music.youtube.com
October 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Getting woken up by a phone call ten minutes before your alarm is set to go off somehow feels like you lost 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 of sleep.
October 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I just realized that I'm nearing 40 and this is my first trip where I've ever flown solo. Kind of crazy I've always had someone to go with before now. Just shouting this into the ether to feel a bit less alone, and to get the thoughts on paper so to speak, instead of in my head.
October 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Tired, hungry, and wet, but I've made it to the city at least. Tomorrow: Purity Ring at the Warfield!!!!!
October 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Got some bread that's been in the cupboard so long that the concerning part is that it's 𝘯𝘰𝘵 moldy.
October 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
New Purity Ring album drops tomorrow. This always makes me incredibly anxious because I'm so emotionally invested in their existing music that I will be crushed if it's anything but a 10/10 to me. It's a really obnoxious way for my brain to work. 😓
September 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Getting a toaster oven was one of the best decisions I've ever made. And only 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘺 because of my poor track record of making decisions.
September 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
*pfft* More like Percy 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 Shelley.
August 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
In which the brilliant Victor Crankenstein creates new life from cadaverous remains but is appalled that the danged thing won't stop beating off like a bored monkey.
July 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In the summer 9:30pm is such a sick as hell time of day.
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
My 66 year old mother just used "pogging" in a sentence. I'm so proud to have helped the osmotic transfer of this vocabulary. 😅
July 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Woke up with this thought emblazoned on my mind: Someone writing in their journal "Went up to visit the avenue of the giants monument. Supposedly there used to be a redwood forest there."
July 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I think one of the biggest lies people are told on a regular basis is "The doctor will be right in".
May 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
January 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM