Ducking Wilder
@duckingwilder.bsky.social
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Ducking Wilder
@duckingwilder.bsky.social
· Apr 28
The people who believe Trump is playing 3D chess don’t know the difference between a chute and a ladder.
The most disgusting humans on earth.
The Trumps.
The Trumps.
The Mar-a-Lago lifestyle is not completely stress-free. Lots of hazards to negotiate.
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The most disgusting humans on earth.
The Trumps.
The Trumps.
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What you should know about Trump freezing all federal funding for childcare nationwide:
1. He tried to do this once before in March of 2025.
2. The reason he keeps trying is because this is outlined in project 2025.
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
1. He tried to do this once before in March of 2025.
2. The reason he keeps trying is because this is outlined in project 2025.
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
What to know about Trump administration freezing federal child care funds
States will have to provide more verification for the child care centers that receive funds from the Child Care and Development Fund, according to a Department of Health and Human Services spokesperso...
www.pbs.org
January 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
What you should know about Trump freezing all federal funding for childcare nationwide:
1. He tried to do this once before in March of 2025.
2. The reason he keeps trying is because this is outlined in project 2025.
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
1. He tried to do this once before in March of 2025.
2. The reason he keeps trying is because this is outlined in project 2025.
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
Trump is a rapist and a pedophile, and anyone still supporting him is also a rapist and a pedophile, neighbor next door.
January 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Trump is a rapist and a pedophile, and anyone still supporting him is also a rapist and a pedophile, neighbor next door.
College football is disgusting on so many levels.
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
College football is disgusting on so many levels.
Racist Alabama gets what it deserves.
January 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Racist Alabama gets what it deserves.
This is the Bitterroot Valley.
45,000 population. More smog than L.A. with a population of 9 million.
45,000 population. More smog than L.A. with a population of 9 million.
January 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
This is the Bitterroot Valley.
45,000 population. More smog than L.A. with a population of 9 million.
45,000 population. More smog than L.A. with a population of 9 million.
Me to MAGA neighbor: So, how long until you retire?
MAGA: About 10 years.
Me: Looking forward to the Social Security and Medicare you paid for your entire life?
MAGA: That’s socialism.
Me: Then you won’t mind if I take a shit in your mouth.
MAGA: About 10 years.
Me: Looking forward to the Social Security and Medicare you paid for your entire life?
MAGA: That’s socialism.
Me: Then you won’t mind if I take a shit in your mouth.
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Me to MAGA neighbor: So, how long until you retire?
MAGA: About 10 years.
Me: Looking forward to the Social Security and Medicare you paid for your entire life?
MAGA: That’s socialism.
Me: Then you won’t mind if I take a shit in your mouth.
MAGA: About 10 years.
Me: Looking forward to the Social Security and Medicare you paid for your entire life?
MAGA: That’s socialism.
Me: Then you won’t mind if I take a shit in your mouth.
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I do not blindly resent Trump.
It’s basically a PhD level commitment to disliking someone: it comes with footnotes, citations, and a bibliography.
It’s basically a PhD level commitment to disliking someone: it comes with footnotes, citations, and a bibliography.
December 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I do not blindly resent Trump.
It’s basically a PhD level commitment to disliking someone: it comes with footnotes, citations, and a bibliography.
It’s basically a PhD level commitment to disliking someone: it comes with footnotes, citations, and a bibliography.
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Is this what happens when you’re scared of intimacy & can’t get laid?
FLASHBACK — per REUTERS Nick Shirley, the guy behind the Minnesota day care *fraud* video, once paid Hispanic day laborers he recruited at Home Depot $20 to hold pro-Biden signs in front of the White House to gin up fears of an “invasion”
www.winnmediaskn.com/pro-trump-in...
www.winnmediaskn.com/pro-trump-in...
December 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Is this what happens when you’re scared of intimacy & can’t get laid?
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Jack Smith testified that Trump's co-conspirators didn't need Ted Cruz's and Lindsey Graham's phone numbers—BECAUSE THEY ALREADY HAD THEM. 🤔
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Jack Smith testified that Trump's co-conspirators didn't need Ted Cruz's and Lindsey Graham's phone numbers—BECAUSE THEY ALREADY HAD THEM. 🤔
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Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we cannot satisfy the Rich‼️
January 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we cannot satisfy the Rich‼️
It’s yesterday in America.
It is already 2026 for billions around the globe.
First Photos Of 2026: Global New Year’s Celebrations In Full Swing
It is already 2026 for billions around the globe.
www.forbes.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
It’s yesterday in America.
We always root for General Friedrich Olbricht.
only in america could you have people applauding a fascist for saying “fuck you fascist pedophile” to her equally fascist boss and somehow see that as a win for democracy
January 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
We always root for General Friedrich Olbricht.
Oh, yeah.
I’m the “ditto” sign next door to this.
I’m the “ditto” sign next door to this.
January 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Oh, yeah.
I’m the “ditto” sign next door to this.
I’m the “ditto” sign next door to this.
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Not sure you can describe a walled-off dystopian militarized surveillance state as a place of peace, though it will certainly be unnaturally quiet.
Total US population is around 350m.
Total foreign born population is just under 50m.
If ALL of those recent immigrants are removed, still leaves another 50m+ citizens they want to get rid of…
Total foreign born population is just under 50m.
If ALL of those recent immigrants are removed, still leaves another 50m+ citizens they want to get rid of…
December 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Not sure you can describe a walled-off dystopian militarized surveillance state as a place of peace, though it will certainly be unnaturally quiet.
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It was one person leading the fraud and one organization Trump's response punish everyone.
December 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It was one person leading the fraud and one organization Trump's response punish everyone.
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That is indeed what they did.
December 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
That is indeed what they did.
Building a Nazi army.
ICE is reportedly planning a $100m, one-year media blitz for what it’s calling “wartime recruitment”, targeting conservative radio show listeners, gun rights aficionados, military affairs followers & men’s interests enthusiasts—among others in the MAGAverse.
No pay wall.
No pay wall.
ICE plans $100m yearlong ‘wartime recruitment’ media blitz to attract new agents
Campaign will target rightwing ideologues to fill ranks to meet Trump deportation goals in 2026
www.theguardian.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Building a Nazi army.
Pence wasn’t getting into that car, and it had nothing to do with duty or patriotism.
He was certain that car was a ride to Miller’s Crossing.
He was certain that car was a ride to Miller’s Crossing.
Smith: I think who should be accountable for this is Donald Trump. These records exist because, in the case of the senators, Donald Trump directed his co-conspirators to call these people to further delay the proceedings. He chose to do that.
January 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Pence wasn’t getting into that car, and it had nothing to do with duty or patriotism.
He was certain that car was a ride to Miller’s Crossing.
He was certain that car was a ride to Miller’s Crossing.
I’m sure there are Somali immigrants who are criminals.
There were Italian and Irish criminals, Polish and Norwegian criminals. There are Russian criminals operating in the U.S. rn.
And Trump is a criminal fraudster who bilked 40 mil from people with his university scam.
Tell me it’s not racism.
There were Italian and Irish criminals, Polish and Norwegian criminals. There are Russian criminals operating in the U.S. rn.
And Trump is a criminal fraudster who bilked 40 mil from people with his university scam.
Tell me it’s not racism.
U.S.now
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I’m sure there are Somali immigrants who are criminals.
There were Italian and Irish criminals, Polish and Norwegian criminals. There are Russian criminals operating in the U.S. rn.
And Trump is a criminal fraudster who bilked 40 mil from people with his university scam.
Tell me it’s not racism.
There were Italian and Irish criminals, Polish and Norwegian criminals. There are Russian criminals operating in the U.S. rn.
And Trump is a criminal fraudster who bilked 40 mil from people with his university scam.
Tell me it’s not racism.
He’s a traitor.
And anyone who works for him or supports him in any way is a traitor.
And anyone who works for him or supports him in any way is a traitor.
January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
He’s a traitor.
And anyone who works for him or supports him in any way is a traitor.
And anyone who works for him or supports him in any way is a traitor.
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Good morning and happy New Year's Eve to everyone. Time zones are so weird. Australia is already in 2026. Europe is still in 2025. And the United States is in 1933.
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Good morning and happy New Year's Eve to everyone. Time zones are so weird. Australia is already in 2026. Europe is still in 2025. And the United States is in 1933.
If you’re not trying to kill the invader of your country…
🤔
🤔
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you’re not trying to kill the invader of your country…
🤔
🤔
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unvarnished gutter racism and Nazism from the president. a disgrace to our country.
December 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
unvarnished gutter racism and Nazism from the president. a disgrace to our country.
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The United States of America has agreed to send 75 migrants with no criminal charges to the tiny island nation of Palau to work as indentured servants.
The Thirteenth Amendment outlaws slavery and servitude without criminal convictions.
Trump is selling slaves.
www.rnz.co.nz/internationa...
The Thirteenth Amendment outlaws slavery and servitude without criminal convictions.
Trump is selling slaves.
www.rnz.co.nz/internationa...
Unease in Palau over US deportees deal
There's unease and confusion in Palau over a deal made with the US to accept deportees.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The United States of America has agreed to send 75 migrants with no criminal charges to the tiny island nation of Palau to work as indentured servants.
The Thirteenth Amendment outlaws slavery and servitude without criminal convictions.
Trump is selling slaves.
www.rnz.co.nz/internationa...
The Thirteenth Amendment outlaws slavery and servitude without criminal convictions.
Trump is selling slaves.
www.rnz.co.nz/internationa...