Darren
@duckieisevil.bsky.social
I'm just a humble country lawyer trying to do the best I can against the big-time city folk so I can enjoy movies, horrors & my obsession with physical media.
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I got an expert to talk about what I've been coughing up.
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I got an expert to talk about what I've been coughing up.
West Side Story taught me to be more scared of gangs that dance because their movements are unpredictable.
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
West Side Story taught me to be more scared of gangs that dance because their movements are unpredictable.
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Contemplating my life & existential dread.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Contemplating my life & existential dread.
All this talk about Fentanyl & nothing about stopping the Death Stick problem on Coruscant.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
All this talk about Fentanyl & nothing about stopping the Death Stick problem on Coruscant.
'Television of the Dead' from Creepshow season 2 is still a favourite, it's just Bob Ross VS Evil Dead.
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
'Television of the Dead' from Creepshow season 2 is still a favourite, it's just Bob Ross VS Evil Dead.
Avatar: Fire & Ash Williams.
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Avatar: Fire & Ash Williams.
Americans are celebrating Thanksgiving & here's me wishing I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Americans are celebrating Thanksgiving & here's me wishing I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.
Bigger & bloodier, "Sisu: Road to Revenge" keeps the spirit of its predecessor with its genre mash up of gritty war films & Spaghetti Westerns while ramping up the Looney Tunes mass murder. It's a successful sequel from Jalmari Helander & maybe Aatami Korpi can finally rest now.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Bigger & bloodier, "Sisu: Road to Revenge" keeps the spirit of its predecessor with its genre mash up of gritty war films & Spaghetti Westerns while ramping up the Looney Tunes mass murder. It's a successful sequel from Jalmari Helander & maybe Aatami Korpi can finally rest now.
"My name is Jan, but you must call me Jan Hammer because my music hits hard."
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"My name is Jan, but you must call me Jan Hammer because my music hits hard."
Contemplating my life & existential dread.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Contemplating my life & existential dread.
Convicted paedophile & horror director Victor Salva is probably hoping to get the new Brett Ratner comeback treatment.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Convicted paedophile & horror director Victor Salva is probably hoping to get the new Brett Ratner comeback treatment.
The whole cultural footprint criticism of the Avatar films is lazy because I want legit criticism & not "Bob the plumber doesn't talk about it."
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The whole cultural footprint criticism of the Avatar films is lazy because I want legit criticism & not "Bob the plumber doesn't talk about it."
A part of the deal to end the Russia-Ukraine war is that they must have a 90 day cinema run for Rush Hour 4.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A part of the deal to end the Russia-Ukraine war is that they must have a 90 day cinema run for Rush Hour 4.
If this SCRUBS revival series doesn't have a doctor or nurse killing off the patients, then what the fuck are we even doing as a society?
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If this SCRUBS revival series doesn't have a doctor or nurse killing off the patients, then what the fuck are we even doing as a society?
I like a lot of Mike Flanagan's work, but he won't be able to save the The Exorcist name as it's been dragged through the dirt & "The Exorcist: Believer" should've been the final nail in the coffin, especially with that line about the patriarchy.
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I like a lot of Mike Flanagan's work, but he won't be able to save the The Exorcist name as it's been dragged through the dirt & "The Exorcist: Believer" should've been the final nail in the coffin, especially with that line about the patriarchy.
A big reason why the original "The Running Man" movie is miles better than the 2025 version, is that the original had Mick Fleetwood.
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A big reason why the original "The Running Man" movie is miles better than the 2025 version, is that the original had Mick Fleetwood.
I do enjoy how every main political party in the UK come across as utterly useless wanks.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I do enjoy how every main political party in the UK come across as utterly useless wanks.
An update on my health: I have been able to freely rise for the first time in a week.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
An update on my health: I have been able to freely rise for the first time in a week.
Society lost its way when it stopped focusing on the black guy & white guy teaming up to fight evil.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Society lost its way when it stopped focusing on the black guy & white guy teaming up to fight evil.
"They pull a knife, you run away & hide"
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"They pull a knife, you run away & hide"
I'm going to be a YouTube film critic & make a horror film with loads of elements that I criticised other films for doing just to watch other YouTubers do their best to tiptoe around criticising my work.
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'm going to be a YouTube film critic & make a horror film with loads of elements that I criticised other films for doing just to watch other YouTubers do their best to tiptoe around criticising my work.
If "The Running Man" is more of a faithful adaptation of the novel, then I'd rather not read it as I never expected to see something so soulless from Edgar Wright. No fault of Glen Powell, but he's nearly surpassed by Katy O'Brian, Colman Domingo & Josh Brolin.
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If "The Running Man" is more of a faithful adaptation of the novel, then I'd rather not read it as I never expected to see something so soulless from Edgar Wright. No fault of Glen Powell, but he's nearly surpassed by Katy O'Brian, Colman Domingo & Josh Brolin.
I'm back watching cyst removal videos.
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm back watching cyst removal videos.