CORRAVAN. 🗡️
@dualwielder.bsky.social
i’m not angry anymore (well, sometimes i am)
i don’t think badly of you (well, sometimes i do)
i don’t think badly of you (well, sometimes i do)
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CORRAVAN. 🗡️
@dualwielder.bsky.social
· Sep 18
// they don’t even know the crazy lore between corravan and mallory .
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
// they don’t even know the crazy lore between corravan and mallory .
I stayed here and got older, while you went off and stayed the same.
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’M SORRY?
can i watch
( not realizing how it sounds ) I’ll clap YOU.
October 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’M SORRY?
Backshots…? No, I could never strike my enemy while he isn’t looking. It would be dishonourable.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Backshots…? No, I could never strike my enemy while he isn’t looking. It would be dishonourable.
… 💢
I’m not going to feed into this.
I’m not going to feed into this.
but ain’t i impressive? come onnnn, you’ve seen me fight before. just admit it.
You’re not cool with an axe. We just went over this.
October 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
… 💢
I’m not going to feed into this.
I’m not going to feed into this.
You’re not cool with an axe. We just went over this.
never. now, say more about how cool i am with an axe.
I need you to stop talking.
October 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You’re not cool with an axe. We just went over this.
I need you to stop talking.
… but you ARE impressed?
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I need you to stop talking.
I’d be much more impressed to see you wield something with care and precision, something you’ve yet to prove that you’re able to do.
oh? could’ve fooled me. i think you actually *like* it when i wield the axe— not that you’d ever admit that.
THIS ISN’T FLIRTING.
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’d be much more impressed to see you wield something with care and precision, something you’ve yet to prove that you’re able to do.
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// my bisexual knight #MyBisexualKnight
October 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
// my bisexual knight #MyBisexualKnight
People keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP there’s literally evil afoot.
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
People keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP there’s literally evil afoot.
THIS ISN’T FLIRTING.
hey now, captain. keep flirting with me in public like that and people will start talking.
What message, that you’re careless and gross?
October 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
THIS ISN’T FLIRTING.
You’re NOT. All you do is threaten people or sulk.
you are infuriating. why do you always act like i'm never clear about what i say?
I never know what you mean.
October 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You’re NOT. All you do is threaten people or sulk.
What message, that you’re careless and gross?
that’s the POINT it sends a MESSAGE.
Chopping firewood is about the only thing axes are good for. Fighting with them gets so messy. It’s actually gross.
October 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
What message, that you’re careless and gross?
I never know what you mean.
💢
you obviously knew what i meant. idiot.
you obviously knew what i meant. idiot.
Could’ve fooled me.
October 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I never know what you mean.
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temp pinned. penned by richie
October 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
temp pinned. penned by richie
Could’ve fooled me.
i'm not stupid.
I only have one eye. Stupid.
October 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Could’ve fooled me.
He wants me so bad because I keep telling him I shan’t.
October 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
He wants me so bad because I keep telling him I shan’t.
I only have one eye. Stupid.
closing your eyes and covering your ears certainly makes my job easier.
… I’m sure that’s fine.
October 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I only have one eye. Stupid.
… I’m sure that’s fine.
October 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
… I’m sure that’s fine.
Chopping firewood is about the only thing axes are good for. Fighting with them gets so messy. It’s actually gross.
please. you hardly need precision for a shortsword. and don’t act like you’re above the axe, i’ve seen how you get with chopping firewood.
Axes are POINTLESS and boorish. YOU lack the precision needed to wield a shortsword.
October 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Chopping firewood is about the only thing axes are good for. Fighting with them gets so messy. It’s actually gross.
Axes are POINTLESS and boorish. YOU lack the precision needed to wield a shortsword.
because you lack the spirit to wield an axe.
Why. Would I be wielding. A CURSED SWORD.
October 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Axes are POINTLESS and boorish. YOU lack the precision needed to wield a shortsword.
Why. Would I be wielding. A CURSED SWORD.
sounds like something a cursed sword wielder would say…
Which speaks to the versatility of the shortsword.
October 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Why. Would I be wielding. A CURSED SWORD.
Which speaks to the versatility of the shortsword.
okay. how many times do you hear about a cursed axe over a cursed sword. people love a cursed sword.
That has nothing to do with the weapon and everything to do with the hands it falls into. You can curse an axe, too.
October 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Which speaks to the versatility of the shortsword.
That has nothing to do with the weapon and everything to do with the hands it falls into. You can curse an axe, too.
if they’re so great then why do people keep putting spells and curses on them.
They are CLASSIC and don’t require CHANGING.
October 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That has nothing to do with the weapon and everything to do with the hands it falls into. You can curse an axe, too.