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— IO.
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silence— add a little violence.
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#ocrp / #mvrp
// good evening to all my mutuals rping characters from different media
October 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
( gripping the edge of the table )

normal. i’m so normal.
October 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
( he’s not sure if he’s scared or if he’s into this. maybe both. he swallows it all down. )

aha… r-right.
oh, you're just sooo silly!
i really can’t tell if you’re joking or not.
October 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i really can’t tell if you’re joking or not.
greetings and salutations, dearest. :)
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
?
can i watch
( not realizing how it sounds ) I’ll clap YOU.
October 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it’s fat tiefling friday. clap now.
October 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
// i still need to make io’s carrd. fuuuuuck
October 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
but ain’t i impressive? come onnnn, you’ve seen me fight before. just admit it.
You’re not cool with an axe. We just went over this.
never. now, say more about how cool i am with an axe.
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
never. now, say more about how cool i am with an axe.
I need you to stop talking.
… but you ARE impressed?
October 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
… but you ARE impressed?
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
oh? could’ve fooled me. i think you actually *like* it when i wield the axe— not that you’d ever admit that.
THIS ISN’T FLIRTING.
hey now, captain. keep flirting with me in public like that and people will start talking.
October 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
hey now, captain. keep flirting with me in public like that and people will start talking.
What message, that you’re careless and gross?
that’s the POINT it sends a MESSAGE.
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i se that the she/they’s enjoyed this one.
October 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
what’s a bit of killing each other between friends, eh?
October 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
that’s the POINT it sends a MESSAGE.
Chopping firewood is about the only thing axes are good for. Fighting with them gets so messy. It’s actually gross.
please. you hardly need precision for a shortsword. and don’t act like you’re above the axe, i’ve seen how you get with chopping firewood.
October 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by — IO.
temp pinned. penned by richie
October 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
yeah. that’s the funny part.
oh, but he'll get all pouty about it..
you should do it in front of him.
October 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
please. you hardly need precision for a shortsword. and don’t act like you’re above the axe, i’ve seen how you get with chopping firewood.
Axes are POINTLESS and boorish. YOU lack the precision needed to wield a shortsword.
because you lack the spirit to wield an axe.
October 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
because you lack the spirit to wield an axe.
Why. Would I be wielding. A CURSED SWORD.
sounds like something a cursed sword wielder would say…
October 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
sounds like something a cursed sword wielder would say…
Which speaks to the versatility of the shortsword.
okay. how many times do you hear about a cursed axe over a cursed sword. people love a cursed sword.
October 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
okay. how many times do you hear about a cursed axe over a cursed sword. people love a cursed sword.
That has nothing to do with the weapon and everything to do with the hands it falls into. You can curse an axe, too.
if they’re so great then why do people keep putting spells and curses on them.
October 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
if they’re so great then why do people keep putting spells and curses on them.
They are CLASSIC and don’t require CHANGING.
yeah. that’s why it’s derivative. dumbass.
October 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
yeah, ‘cuz i don’t try to be. YOU, on the other hand, are just bad at it.
YOU’RE not subtle, you mean.
… i think rosie already knows. we’re not exactly subtle.
October 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
yeah. that’s why it’s derivative. dumbass.
October 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
the beautiful and hardworking axe VS the derivative and indolent shortsword.
October 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM