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What's stopping you?
Are we SURE I can’t put the baby in the snowball fight..?
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What's stopping you?
Thank God. It always feels like Bruce is grumpier after having to spend that much money.
Fortunately, it wasn't. One of them fell before the last round.
Until it's a financial nightmare.
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Thank God. It always feels like Bruce is grumpier after having to spend that much money.
Until it's a financial nightmare.
I think speedsters would love Christmas Crunchdown.
December 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Until it's a financial nightmare.
How many Supes ARE there?
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
How many Supes ARE there?
Oh thank God.
No, it's not— no. Not at you.
I didn't even do anything this time.
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh thank God.
Why'd he say my name? Is Bruce mad? Oh my god was I right please tell me it's not the tiny Superman
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Why'd he say my name? Is Bruce mad? Oh my god was I right please tell me it's not the tiny Superman
I didn't even do anything this time.
𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯.
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I didn't even do anything this time.
{ holding in a laugh so much right now. }
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
{ holding in a laugh so much right now. }
Is it the tiny Superman he made from his hand once?
December 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Is it the tiny Superman he made from his hand once?
Hi misery, I'm Jason.
December 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hi misery, I'm Jason.
"It's not alive"...
{ really trying not to say "bruce's parents". }
{ really trying not to say "bruce's parents". }
December 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"It's not alive"...
{ really trying not to say "bruce's parents". }
{ really trying not to say "bruce's parents". }
I'll change the trajectory of everyone's lives right now instead. Yeah. Yeah, so why is HE still alive? I'll blow his brains out right here.
December 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I'll change the trajectory of everyone's lives right now instead. Yeah. Yeah, so why is HE still alive? I'll blow his brains out right here.
You think?
I have a feeling Red Hood doesn’t like Batman all too much.
December 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You think?
Batman isn't even that scary.
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Batman isn't even that scary.
I like dogs. Think I tried to get one once, but that went poorly.
December 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I like dogs. Think I tried to get one once, but that went poorly.
This is great to watch.
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is great to watch.
{{ WHY AM I BEING DROWNED IN BOTS AND IRL ACCS HEEELP 😭
December 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
{{ WHY AM I BEING DROWNED IN BOTS AND IRL ACCS HEEELP 😭
:/
[ VERY clearly shaking his head ]
I'll do it.
December 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
:/
I hate you.
[ hands him a slice of pineapple pizza. ]
{ Getting closer. }
December 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I hate you.
I'll do it.
[ Exasperated STARE ]
Take the can out.
December 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'll do it.
{{ i'm being jumped by irl accs.
December 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
{{ i'm being jumped by irl accs.
Take the can out.
[ A hand against his chest, in RELIEF ]
OK FINE!!
{ Holstering the gun. }
{ Holstering the gun. }
December 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Take the can out.