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This google translation looks a bit weird, but you get the idea. I don't know how much of that is true or truly widespread, but god I hope it is.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This google translation looks a bit weird, but you get the idea. I don't know how much of that is true or truly widespread, but god I hope it is.
Starting AC3 remastered on PC after playing Ezio collection on PS5 is like suddenly turning on turbo mode. As soon as I started moving I was startled by how fast everything was. Not that I'm complaining.
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November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Starting AC3 remastered on PC after playing Ezio collection on PS5 is like suddenly turning on turbo mode. As soon as I started moving I was startled by how fast everything was. Not that I'm complaining.
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Finished Revelations! It actually revealed more than I remembered. It was cool going through the trilogy, Ezio is a legend, and after this memory refresh the overall narrative is making a lot more sense in my head, I'd probably forgotten more than I remembered.
I'd love if they developed
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I'd love if they developed
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November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Finished Revelations! It actually revealed more than I remembered. It was cool going through the trilogy, Ezio is a legend, and after this memory refresh the overall narrative is making a lot more sense in my head, I'd probably forgotten more than I remembered.
I'd love if they developed
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I'd love if they developed
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Looking good!
Given the long intervals I often go between AssCreed games, I'd never truly appreciated just how much the controls and gameplay improved since the Ezio days. They always had acceptable controls for the time (starting with Ezio), but playing them after Mirage is night and day.
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Given the long intervals I often go between AssCreed games, I'd never truly appreciated just how much the controls and gameplay improved since the Ezio days. They always had acceptable controls for the time (starting with Ezio), but playing them after Mirage is night and day.
#blutoid
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Looking good!
Given the long intervals I often go between AssCreed games, I'd never truly appreciated just how much the controls and gameplay improved since the Ezio days. They always had acceptable controls for the time (starting with Ezio), but playing them after Mirage is night and day.
#blutoid
Given the long intervals I often go between AssCreed games, I'd never truly appreciated just how much the controls and gameplay improved since the Ezio days. They always had acceptable controls for the time (starting with Ezio), but playing them after Mirage is night and day.
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Assassins: we work in the dark to save the light.
Random peasants: hey, you're the one fighting the Borgia!
Yusuf in Constantinople: hey, you're Ezio! Look, The whole city stirs to welcome you!
Seriously, we really suck at working in the dark.
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Random peasants: hey, you're the one fighting the Borgia!
Yusuf in Constantinople: hey, you're Ezio! Look, The whole city stirs to welcome you!
Seriously, we really suck at working in the dark.
#blutoid
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Assassins: we work in the dark to save the light.
Random peasants: hey, you're the one fighting the Borgia!
Yusuf in Constantinople: hey, you're Ezio! Look, The whole city stirs to welcome you!
Seriously, we really suck at working in the dark.
#blutoid
Random peasants: hey, you're the one fighting the Borgia!
Yusuf in Constantinople: hey, you're Ezio! Look, The whole city stirs to welcome you!
Seriously, we really suck at working in the dark.
#blutoid
Vittoria agli assassini!
Finished Brotherhood, now on to Revelations! It's been so long since I played this trilogy, I've forgotten enough to enjoy the narrative again, which is great! That Brotherhood ending, man! Completely forgot about it. What a cliffhanger.
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Finished Brotherhood, now on to Revelations! It's been so long since I played this trilogy, I've forgotten enough to enjoy the narrative again, which is great! That Brotherhood ending, man! Completely forgot about it. What a cliffhanger.
#blutoid
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Vittoria agli assassini!
Finished Brotherhood, now on to Revelations! It's been so long since I played this trilogy, I've forgotten enough to enjoy the narrative again, which is great! That Brotherhood ending, man! Completely forgot about it. What a cliffhanger.
#blutoid
Finished Brotherhood, now on to Revelations! It's been so long since I played this trilogy, I've forgotten enough to enjoy the narrative again, which is great! That Brotherhood ending, man! Completely forgot about it. What a cliffhanger.
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Yes Ezio, I know the delightfully convenient crumbled pillar/rock/painting(!!?) lets you climb back up if you fall. I heard you the first 200 times.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Yes Ezio, I know the delightfully convenient crumbled pillar/rock/painting(!!?) lets you climb back up if you fall. I heard you the first 200 times.
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You disappoint me, Ezio. Your sister is only trying (and succeeding) to help you, and you're more than happy to use it, but you keep being rude and mean to her because you don't like the way she's helping you. Bad Ezio! Bad Ezio!
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November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You disappoint me, Ezio. Your sister is only trying (and succeeding) to help you, and you're more than happy to use it, but you keep being rude and mean to her because you don't like the way she's helping you. Bad Ezio! Bad Ezio!
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Finally revisiting the AssCreed Ezio trilogy through the remastered collection. It's a testament to its greatness that the remastered environments look so good they could pass for a lower budget modern-ish game, if not for the dated character models. 2 is done, now playing Brotherhood.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Finally revisiting the AssCreed Ezio trilogy through the remastered collection. It's a testament to its greatness that the remastered environments look so good they could pass for a lower budget modern-ish game, if not for the dated character models. 2 is done, now playing Brotherhood.
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I was thinking, I've been gaming for 3 decades and I've never seen how a cave looks in real life. Now I want to visit a cave.
I should probably stop thinking.
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I should probably stop thinking.
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November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I was thinking, I've been gaming for 3 decades and I've never seen how a cave looks in real life. Now I want to visit a cave.
I should probably stop thinking.
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I should probably stop thinking.
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The older I get, the more annoyed I become when a game's hero suddenly becomes a braindead moron to force a plot twist or fall from grace. There are so many believable ways to make it happen, it's lazy to the point of busting the suspension of disbelief. Stop!
#petpeeve
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#petpeeve
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November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My Assassin's Creed review: I exterminated every templar in the major power centers throughout the ages, but somehow we're virtually extinct and they're on the verge of controlling the world in the present day.
0/10, narrative makes no sense.
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0/10, narrative makes no sense.
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November 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My Assassin's Creed review: I exterminated every templar in the major power centers throughout the ages, but somehow we're virtually extinct and they're on the verge of controlling the world in the present day.
0/10, narrative makes no sense.
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0/10, narrative makes no sense.
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For the record, I recognize several of these covers from memory and verified most of the ones I didn't. It's incredible how easily even very recent history can be erased and rewritten with the vast majority of the public none the wiser.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
For the record, I recognize several of these covers from memory and verified most of the ones I didn't. It's incredible how easily even very recent history can be erased and rewritten with the vast majority of the public none the wiser.
Marco Rubio: entering America isn't a right, it's a divine privilege.
World: The statue of liberty is cool and all, but maybe we'd rather go elsewhere than risk jail, abuse and humiliation for that "privilege".
World: The statue of liberty is cool and all, but maybe we'd rather go elsewhere than risk jail, abuse and humiliation for that "privilege".
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Marco Rubio: entering America isn't a right, it's a divine privilege.
World: The statue of liberty is cool and all, but maybe we'd rather go elsewhere than risk jail, abuse and humiliation for that "privilege".
World: The statue of liberty is cool and all, but maybe we'd rather go elsewhere than risk jail, abuse and humiliation for that "privilege".
Isn't the whole point of a wanted poster to alert people about said person? So surely you'd want them, you know, where people actually can see it, nor hidden high up on rooftops?
Hard to believe there was a time in history law enforcement was even dumber than it is today. Crazy!
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Hard to believe there was a time in history law enforcement was even dumber than it is today. Crazy!
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October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Isn't the whole point of a wanted poster to alert people about said person? So surely you'd want them, you know, where people actually can see it, nor hidden high up on rooftops?
Hard to believe there was a time in history law enforcement was even dumber than it is today. Crazy!
#blutoid
Hard to believe there was a time in history law enforcement was even dumber than it is today. Crazy!
#blutoid
Assassins Creed 2 takes its narrative very seriously (not a complaint, quite the opposite), but some dev just couldn't resist having uncle Mario greet Ezio with "It's a-me, Maario"! I love it.
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October 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Assassins Creed 2 takes its narrative very seriously (not a complaint, quite the opposite), but some dev just couldn't resist having uncle Mario greet Ezio with "It's a-me, Maario"! I love it.
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I finished AssCreed Mirage, it was lovely, and learned the truth about Basim and Nehal. And by that I mean I read the Wiki. How the hell are we supposed to know all that just from in-game knowledge?
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October 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I finished AssCreed Mirage, it was lovely, and learned the truth about Basim and Nehal. And by that I mean I read the Wiki. How the hell are we supposed to know all that just from in-game knowledge?
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The way things are going, this might eventually be replaced with "designed, developed and produced by a white straight male team of manly christian men"
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October 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The way things are going, this might eventually be replaced with "designed, developed and produced by a white straight male team of manly christian men"
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I redeemed Valhalla's gear in AssCreed Mirage and was momentarily annoyed that the game would put a "major spoiler" right in the item descriptions. Turns out I'd completely forgotten Basim's role in Valhalla, and I loved that game. Oops.
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October 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I redeemed Valhalla's gear in AssCreed Mirage and was momentarily annoyed that the game would put a "major spoiler" right in the item descriptions. Turns out I'd completely forgotten Basim's role in Valhalla, and I loved that game. Oops.
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It's crazy to think that games became so ridiculously bloated that a massive time sink like AssCreed mirage is billed as a "smaller scale experience".
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October 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It's crazy to think that games became so ridiculously bloated that a massive time sink like AssCreed mirage is billed as a "smaller scale experience".
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Holy shit, this explains so much. All that mind-boggling insanity from Xbox nobody understands? Turns out they're just scrambling to meet the whims of a CFO that clearly has no clue about the game business and set a target that's TWICE the industry average, because why not lol. Rip.
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October 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Holy shit, this explains so much. All that mind-boggling insanity from Xbox nobody understands? Turns out they're just scrambling to meet the whims of a CFO that clearly has no clue about the game business and set a target that's TWICE the industry average, because why not lol. Rip.
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Remember when Nintendo made consoles with Nintendium?
Simpler times.
youtu.be/ioWnoOjP9IA?...
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Simpler times.
youtu.be/ioWnoOjP9IA?...
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Durability Test (Nintendo GameCube Vs. PlayStation 2 Vs. Xbox)
YouTube video by TheGameCube64Guy
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Remember when Nintendo made consoles with Nintendium?
Simpler times.
youtu.be/ioWnoOjP9IA?...
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Simpler times.
youtu.be/ioWnoOjP9IA?...
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