Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.

I dreamed of a Catholic Eucharist where the hosts were replaced by Tupperware containers filled with big juicy cheeseburgers. Rather than the typical “the body of Christ,” the priest instructed the Eucharistic ministers to say “the sweet cheesy goodness of Christ” when presenting them to congregants

you know what's funny is that as it becomes more normal to not instantly answer every text, if it takes a day or two for someone to answer, that's just like, how fast letters are. we have cycled back to paper mail cadence

right now a 25 year old berkeley grad is slapping chat gpt cobol code into the treasury’s electronic payment system. im sure this will be fine.