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Momma D
@dscip.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, master of none, still much better than a master of one.
If someone comes to you very emotionally complaining about someone else (but they were clearly in the wrong) and then asks your advice do you validate in the moment and revisit later, or answer honestly?
March 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I HATE Neegan's redemption arc. Some things are just not redeemable. Everytime I stopped watching that show, it was because of Neegan in one way or another.
February 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My neighbor asked me if I could braid her daughter hair, and I was like...a little microagressive of you to assume I can braid because I'm black. But then she clarified cornrows, not plaits, and I was like yeah girl I'm black???😭😭
February 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I have this one nigga who actually challenges me??? And like??? That's soooooooo attractive??? Just be confident to stand ten toes down, and you win.
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Here I was deleting emails to create space and what I needed to delete was the 15 HUNDRED+ pictures my son took...of his feet, the tv, the dogs ass, the corner of the carpet...there was a NINE MINUTE video where he pressed record and then...walked away... I have back like 40% of my storage.
January 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My son is so dramatic, I'll say "Hezekiah time to clean up your toys" and he'll respond "so I'll never be able to play ever again?" 🙄🙄
January 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I don't think it ever stops, especially if you become a grandmother. Idk how old my sister(37) and I(30) get, anything goes wrong with our kids and we calling our mom for advice.
The real question is: Do mothers have the responsibility of being a mom for life, or is there a stage when that responsibility diminishes as the child grows older?
January 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Today Hezekiah asked me if I trusted him (because he wanted to put two color playdoughs in the same container and promised they wouldn't mix). And LOL. no?you're five...you cant DO most of the things necessary for trust...so...no...not at all....but I said yes.. cause feelings or whatever.
January 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This part. I know within the first 30 seconds if a song will be on replay for the next few hours.
And now that I know more about how my brain works, I can listen to a song for the first time and I know by the time I get to the chorus it’s gonna be my new song for a minute.
January 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Why didn't our parents take something out the night before...why I am being punished because we BOTH forgot to thaw the meat. CAUSE WHY WAS IT STILL IN THE FREEZER???
January 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Everybody saying their doing different drugs, but a good chunk of them missed out on the college experiences that helped turn everyone else into alcoholics. This is the pandemics fault.
January 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I LOVE seeing parents being equally/more interested in exhibits a a kids museum. It's just so pure. This Das in here as been building a roller coaster for a god half hour. All the kids are helping him 😭
January 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I remember the first time my dad told me NOT to open the door for cops. Not to talk to them if they asked questions. Explained they did not have my best interest at heart. I was CONFUSED, cause my momma not militant AT ALL . So it was v diff messaging than what I was used to... he was right tho.
January 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Yoruichi from Bleach
January 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Resident evil zombies or dawn of the dead zombies? Cause them dod zombies... yeah it's a wrap.
Do yall feel like you would survive in a zombie apocalypse?
January 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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There are terrible parents and teachers out there, but *neither* have a greater impact than school funding and the general effects of poverty.
January 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
So... if my professor doesn't have a late policy... that means there's no due dates... right?
January 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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This sunscreen is THE ONE—literally. Allies of Skin The One SPF 50 Invisible Sunscreen Gel has me glowing and protected under this island sun ☀️. No white cast, melts right in, and perfect for combo/oily skin. Oh, and it’s water-resistant too! 🏝️

#blacksky #skincaresky
December 27, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Not my son telling me to take a deep breath so I can calm down...and I HAVE to listen to him because it MY advice 😭
January 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Yall talkin bout that Trump & Obama pic saying “black ppl gotta entertain they white coworkers at work all the time!”

…that mf do not work at a call center. Ain’t no point of holding the most powerful position in government if u still can’t stand on business bout mfs u don’t like lol
January 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
School is canceled tomorrow for inclement weather. And...this will be the third day this week...that's all....
January 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I have an amazing older friend who faithfully serves as my reference for jobs. We hardly ever talk, but I can just hit her up like 'expected to be contacted' and she comes THROUGH everytine. Like some of the best recommendations I've ever received. I hope to be that for someone someday.
January 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Drop a dragon
January 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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They charged Luigi Mangione with terrorism for killing one white man.

But the FBI just corrected the Mayor of New Orleans and tried to embarrass her on national news saying a man who just drove into a crowd w/ a truck loaded with bombs & started shooting is NOT a terrorist.

Fuck this country.
January 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM