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Mike
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Just a Print Shop guy that fled twitter... I'm a D&D player and an IPA enjoyer. - I'm not selling anything.
I'd probably trust ChatGPT or Gemini about twice as much if they were about half as friendly.

That amount of friendliness is... kinda weird.
December 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
One of the books we were assigned to read in school was Jane Eyre.

Couldn't get through it... I bought the Cliffs Notes and couldn't even get through that.

Remembering this recently I tried to read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia. Even that, 20yrs later, is still too long.
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A mix of ideas for fixing the US. None new.
- Shorten the election season - 2 Weeks is all you get.
- Ban dark money gifts, including through 501c orgs.
- Ranked Choice Voting - encourage coalitions of less partisan groups to form.
- Massively invest in education - The kids are worth it.

1/
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Good luck to anyone with a USPS registered letter going through Dallas apparently.... Was quoted Dec 1st as a delivery date "because it'll take a little bit longer with the holiday" ...and at the time, I thought she was referring to Thanksgiving. Now I wonder if she meant Christmas.
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Talked to a hardcore MAGA dude at work... wears flag shirts with slogans like "America: Love it or Leave it!" and all.

He said he'd never vote for Trump again because he said he'd share the boat bombing video, and then lied & said he never said he did.

THAT? That's the thing that did it?!?

Huh.
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The best odd conversation piece on my desk. It's vague/tame enough to avoid corporate concern, but people still look at it, laugh, then ask... "Wait, what IS it used for?"
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Honestly... same energy.
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I keep thinking about this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGwU...

Don't know how you fix this... it's going to take so much effort to explain the issues, let alone fix them.

I worry that only a major collapse of the market will enable it, but also leave us in a place where it could easily get worse.
How Short Term Thinking Won
YouTube video by How Money Works
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December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If I send you an email with a screenshot of google where the image shows the answer to your question, you should feel embarrassed.

You should NOT take that as an invitation to ask me another easily searchable question.

It's faster to Google it than to bother me. Why are you doing this?
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A person who has been a professional printer for more than two decades just casually mentioned, "I have no idea what Grayscale means... it sounds like some Game of Thrones armor or something..."

Please. Tell me you are joking. Right? RIGHT?!?
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Watch this and enjoy smiles for the rest of the day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhyD...
Sylvan Esso: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
In Omaha, the Omaha Steaks are just called steaks. The brand makes sense in places with rougher quality beef, but it is literally nothing special. Maybe half a point higher than supermarket beef at a much higher price.
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
At a Hobby Shop and I can't help but notice that the parking lot is 3/4 larger trucks, and nearly every non-child patron is an older white guy ranging from 38-60ish who is no taller than 5'9".

Not hating... I'm pretty much one of them, it's just very apparent.
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If I had a real name for my job it'd be a "digital fixer"

Anything on a computer will be done better and more smoothly if I am involved. From graphics and sites, to networking and servers, to implementation and documentation, I've got it in spades.

How do you put that on a resume?
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We have a big outdoor concert here every summer in Omaha called the Maha Festival... It's a lot of fun!

I will say though, that the MAHA stuff has sorta ruined that name for me.
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
One of the best videos I've seen in a while.

On older man of color talking to a younger man of color who is "just doing his job" working for ICE.

www.reddit.com/r/chaoticgoo...
From the chaoticgood community on Reddit: Community elder gives ICE agents a brutal fucking talking down.
Explore this post and more from the chaoticgood community
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November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"You're telling me the details, I only care about the outcome."

OK, but if I tell you the outcome without context, you will either begin asking me for the context, or worse, you will make your own (often wrong) assumptions of the context and operate on them in a way that is counterproductive.
October 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Bought a new Jeep from a dealer yesterday. Just about walked out when they started selling me on the Jeep app for my phone. It's $17.99 a MONTH to use the app to unlock my car and start it remotely! Apparently They think the app is worth as much as 2 streaming services?

See also, Enshittification
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I am sensitive to really smelly perfumes, but I find myself missing the lightly fruity body mist stuff that girls used to use when I was younger... That's a sense memory I can't shake.
October 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
When we do headshots, we have folks fill out a slate sheet with their name, their group and the date.

Had a bunch of "Performance Management" folks come through, and I'll be damned if every single one of them didn't have to scratch out at least one thing and rewrite it in above or to the side.
October 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Sometimes I feel like I am the only (occasionally) positive poster on this platform.

I feel like I need to follow people who aren't journalists... At the same time they mostly seem completely sane and insightful. It's kinda the reason I came here.

That old place was bad by the time I left it.
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I love D&D.

My DM and I just created an NPC. A sentient rock that is my project manager and butler for the party's fort. He was Awakened with a corrupted spell by another Druid with a bad moral compass, and my character felt somewhat responsible.

He's gonna be mostly useless, but totally funny.
October 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Not generally my fav type of music, but boy... Parcels did a great job on their @npr.org Tiny Desk Concert. Really loved that diversion from the rest of life.

A million thanks to NPR. I'm gonna give you guys my old car in a few days to help my local station!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUjQ...
Parcels: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If the Zombie Apocalypse starts up at some point, I think I'll create a bunker and offer eyeglass repair as a trade.

I broke my glasses about 4 months ago and have been too lazy to go to the opthamologist. - I'd be more ashamed of my broken glasses if I hadn't made some pretty capable repairs.
October 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM