Dr Tortellini
@drpwilliams.bsky.social
Eye guy; yes I’m a boomer - get over it & make your bed. Veteran; USAF. Student of history & politics. Seahawks fan. Opinions & tweets mine
Last few moments of our “guy’s weekend”
Momma will be coming in from the airport in about 10 minutes
If anyone asks, he was never on the couch
Never
Momma will be coming in from the airport in about 10 minutes
If anyone asks, he was never on the couch
Never
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Last few moments of our “guy’s weekend”
Momma will be coming in from the airport in about 10 minutes
If anyone asks, he was never on the couch
Never
Momma will be coming in from the airport in about 10 minutes
If anyone asks, he was never on the couch
Never
Boone is trying to hint there may be more important issues than unloading the dishwasher
He’s not wrong
He’s not wrong
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Boone is trying to hint there may be more important issues than unloading the dishwasher
He’s not wrong
He’s not wrong
The hosts are done and the hydrangeas have seen the end of the season
The Japanese Maple is on fire
The Japanese Maple is on fire
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The hosts are done and the hydrangeas have seen the end of the season
The Japanese Maple is on fire
The Japanese Maple is on fire
Boone does not get Daylight Savings
“What’s this about the clock turning back? Where’s my breakfast fast”
Also, last day of morning cuddles, momma does not like him on the furniture
“What’s this about the clock turning back? Where’s my breakfast fast”
Also, last day of morning cuddles, momma does not like him on the furniture
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Boone does not get Daylight Savings
“What’s this about the clock turning back? Where’s my breakfast fast”
Also, last day of morning cuddles, momma does not like him on the furniture
“What’s this about the clock turning back? Where’s my breakfast fast”
Also, last day of morning cuddles, momma does not like him on the furniture
I have a patient who makes kilts, both dress and utility kilts.
The answer to the perennial question: He usually wears cycling shorts under them. Today he forgot and wore just boxers
I mentioned to him he may not want to cross his legs when sitting down today.
The answer to the perennial question: He usually wears cycling shorts under them. Today he forgot and wore just boxers
I mentioned to him he may not want to cross his legs when sitting down today.
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair wearing a kilt and a red hat
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair wearing a kilt and a red hat
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October 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I have a patient who makes kilts, both dress and utility kilts.
The answer to the perennial question: He usually wears cycling shorts under them. Today he forgot and wore just boxers
I mentioned to him he may not want to cross his legs when sitting down today.
The answer to the perennial question: He usually wears cycling shorts under them. Today he forgot and wore just boxers
I mentioned to him he may not want to cross his legs when sitting down today.
Boone and daddy’s Saturday morning thing
He gets to lay on the couch while dad has a cup of coffee
He gets to lay on the couch while dad has a cup of coffee
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Boone and daddy’s Saturday morning thing
He gets to lay on the couch while dad has a cup of coffee
He gets to lay on the couch while dad has a cup of coffee
The Brownstone Institute is now on BlueSky
Anti-vax, anti-public health
First I'm going to look at the followers/following and block most of them, then
Blockety block block
Anti-vax, anti-public health
First I'm going to look at the followers/following and block most of them, then
Blockety block block
October 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The Brownstone Institute is now on BlueSky
Anti-vax, anti-public health
First I'm going to look at the followers/following and block most of them, then
Blockety block block
Anti-vax, anti-public health
First I'm going to look at the followers/following and block most of them, then
Blockety block block
Very much needed to be said
I didn't get a picture of the best sign I saw today, but I remember what it said:
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Very much needed to be said
A grand slam for the ages 😮💨 #mariners #bluejays #seattle #mlb
TikTok video by ESPN
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October 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
OK, today was much better than the last two games
I don’t know who that team was Wednesday or Thursday
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AgJUPc/
I don’t know who that team was Wednesday or Thursday
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AgJUPc/
It’s a beautiful day… unless you’re a Mariners fan. ☀️💀 #FYP #BlueJays #MLBPlayoffs #Mariners #Toronto
TikTok video by F88 Sports
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October 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
OK, today was much better than the last two games
I don’t know who that team was Wednesday or Thursday
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AgJUPc/
I don’t know who that team was Wednesday or Thursday
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AgJUPc/
Boone is still teething
Fell asleep with his binkie chew toy
Fell asleep with his binkie chew toy
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Boone is still teething
Fell asleep with his binkie chew toy
Fell asleep with his binkie chew toy
There was a contestant on the Holiday Baking Championships who told the judges she used "anus seeds" for flavoring
The judges were struggling to maintain it, so one tried to tell her how to correctly pronounce it and the contestant doubled down
They told her to never use the word again
The judges were struggling to maintain it, so one tried to tell her how to correctly pronounce it and the contestant doubled down
They told her to never use the word again
a woman says " stop you 're saying it wrong " in yellow letters
ALT: a woman says " stop you 're saying it wrong " in yellow letters
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October 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
There was a contestant on the Holiday Baking Championships who told the judges she used "anus seeds" for flavoring
The judges were struggling to maintain it, so one tried to tell her how to correctly pronounce it and the contestant doubled down
They told her to never use the word again
The judges were struggling to maintain it, so one tried to tell her how to correctly pronounce it and the contestant doubled down
They told her to never use the word again
I just had a 70 YO patient with a walker
I told her I would walk her up to the front
She broke into a great rendition of Steven Tyler "Walk this way
I love my patients
I told her I would walk her up to the front
She broke into a great rendition of Steven Tyler "Walk this way
I love my patients
a group of people are dancing on a stage in a club .
ALT: a group of people are dancing on a stage in a club .
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October 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I just had a 70 YO patient with a walker
I told her I would walk her up to the front
She broke into a great rendition of Steven Tyler "Walk this way
I love my patients
I told her I would walk her up to the front
She broke into a great rendition of Steven Tyler "Walk this way
I love my patients
I planned on being productive today but was trapped under the pup and couldn’t move
October 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I planned on being productive today but was trapped under the pup and couldn’t move
Boone after a long morning of being a pup is finally giving momma a break from throwing his toy - took it to his bed and fell asleep
October 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Boone after a long morning of being a pup is finally giving momma a break from throwing his toy - took it to his bed and fell asleep
Very narrow audience here: eye care providers & staff with > 10 YRS experience
Patient sat down and rattled off: TZVECL
We've had digital charts with random letters for over 15 years
Patient sat down and rattled off: TZVECL
We've had digital charts with random letters for over 15 years
a person is running a race in a park with a yellow tape in the background .
ALT: a person is running a race in a park with a yellow tape in the background .
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October 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Very narrow audience here: eye care providers & staff with > 10 YRS experience
Patient sat down and rattled off: TZVECL
We've had digital charts with random letters for over 15 years
Patient sat down and rattled off: TZVECL
We've had digital charts with random letters for over 15 years
Boone at the Veterinary office
If he gets an all clear on his labs, he gets to back to puppy school
Wants to know what is taking so long …
If he gets an all clear on his labs, he gets to back to puppy school
Wants to know what is taking so long …
October 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Boone at the Veterinary office
If he gets an all clear on his labs, he gets to back to puppy school
Wants to know what is taking so long …
If he gets an all clear on his labs, he gets to back to puppy school
Wants to know what is taking so long …
Our 95 YO aunt told her daughter she thinks she would most likely pass in the night
20 minutes later, the aunt texts “not today, there’s some boxes of pictures in the closet I need to go through”
If you have ever had a 95 YO aunt, you get it
20 minutes later, the aunt texts “not today, there’s some boxes of pictures in the closet I need to go through”
If you have ever had a 95 YO aunt, you get it
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Our 95 YO aunt told her daughter she thinks she would most likely pass in the night
20 minutes later, the aunt texts “not today, there’s some boxes of pictures in the closet I need to go through”
If you have ever had a 95 YO aunt, you get it
20 minutes later, the aunt texts “not today, there’s some boxes of pictures in the closet I need to go through”
If you have ever had a 95 YO aunt, you get it
Boone is not well today
He got giardia as - many pups do - but still not fun
A day of mellow around the house with the pup
He got giardia as - many pups do - but still not fun
A day of mellow around the house with the pup
September 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Boone is not well today
He got giardia as - many pups do - but still not fun
A day of mellow around the house with the pup
He got giardia as - many pups do - but still not fun
A day of mellow around the house with the pup
While dad was looking over the gardens, Boone got the zoomies
September 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
While dad was looking over the gardens, Boone got the zoomies
The winter cabbage and kales are looking great
Unfortunately this also means the hydrangeas behind need to be pruned back
The bright colors are leaving the gardens as fall comes into its own
Unfortunately this also means the hydrangeas behind need to be pruned back
The bright colors are leaving the gardens as fall comes into its own
September 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The winter cabbage and kales are looking great
Unfortunately this also means the hydrangeas behind need to be pruned back
The bright colors are leaving the gardens as fall comes into its own
Unfortunately this also means the hydrangeas behind need to be pruned back
The bright colors are leaving the gardens as fall comes into its own
Boone got new food & water bowls
Not sure if this is Ok, but hey there’s food in there
Not sure if this is Ok, but hey there’s food in there
September 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Boone got new food & water bowls
Not sure if this is Ok, but hey there’s food in there
Not sure if this is Ok, but hey there’s food in there
Mom’s getting a little time to get ready in the morning, so we have a little daddy pup time together
Don’t tell mom we were on the couch
Don’t tell mom we were on the couch
September 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Mom’s getting a little time to get ready in the morning, so we have a little daddy pup time together
Don’t tell mom we were on the couch
Don’t tell mom we were on the couch
Boone waiting at the door for daddy to come home … It’s Monday so unfortunately it’s gonna be a while
September 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Boone waiting at the door for daddy to come home … It’s Monday so unfortunately it’s gonna be a while
In breaking news, water is wet
Science: Trump supporters are assholes.
Trump supporters report higher levels of psychopathy, manipulativeness, callousness, and narcissism
Support for Donald Trump is linked to darker personality traits, including increased psychopathy and decreased empathy, new research finds. The study also connects conservative political beliefs to lo...
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August 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
In breaking news, water is wet