Alright, time to be pragmatic

Went full Northerner last night and blow dried my hair with my space heater

About to drop my spice wishlist. My birthday gifts this year better fit on my spice rack.

Just changed my home air filter and feel like a brand new B

The downside to being unemployed is that every night ends with me eating B&J Half Baked out of the carton standing in front of my fridge questioning my life.

Fuck the feast of Saint Gennaro, I’m communicating with Aliens, T.

Alright fine, I’ll rewatch the sopranos

What season of sopranos is Luigi Magione in

If anything, I’m everything.

I read a meme the other day that said- This the type of weather that makes me feel that epidural in my back.

And yeah, it is.

Just baked this pie welcoming my seasonal depression
‘Midnight Reverie Pie’ byee

The only people who check on me besides my best friend are ThriftBooks & SHEIN.

Frog & Toad for toddlers on snow days

Can confirm the Portillo’s chocolate cake shake is life changing

Why stop at a binky fairy when we could launch a whole mythical franchise

Has anybody tried putting cool little prizes inside boxes of *healthy* food? Like I’m not saying I definitely for sure would eat quinoa five days in a row just to get a free decoder ring…but I’m not saying I definitely for sure wouldn’t either.

Adulthood is perfecting the freshness of my clean towels.

people who can draw that leaf thing with dairy in a cup of coffee are the true unsung artists of this age

Creating your own holiday traditions is so important! For instance, every Christmas my husband and I watch the entire extended edition of the LOTR trilogy, which is great because they’re amazing films, but also because it’s 12 hours of stfu for the whole family. Follow me for more holiday tips.