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Dave Kirkby
@drmonkeyface.bsky.social
“Awwww, he’s so cute. He thinks he’s people."
Proud to be the only gold ENNIE award winning, Cthulhu worshipping, dice throwing, mini painting, armoured idiot in Ipswich.

find out more at kirkd.co.uk
I may put that Miskatonic playhouse run through of Dead Beats on while I’m in the office today. At least I can pretend to be busy with it on.
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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🤩 LIVE MR CON 2025 game 'Dead Beats' is LIVE 🎥 . . . Our annual Miskatonic Repository Convention game was by David Kirkby and is ready to rock 🎸!
TO WATCH 👀 and LISTEN👂go to: www.miskatonicplayhouse.com/podcast/beats
🎟 www.MiskatonicPlayhouse.com 🎟 #ttrpg #horror #dice
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Oh fuck. I’m too damn scared to watch this.
🤩 LIVE MR CON 2025 game 'Dead Beats' is LIVE 🎥 . . . Our annual Miskatonic Repository Convention game was by David Kirkby and is ready to rock 🎸!
TO WATCH 👀 and LISTEN👂go to: www.miskatonicplayhouse.com/podcast/beats
🎟 www.MiskatonicPlayhouse.com 🎟 #ttrpg #horror #dice
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We had a chap visit our sparring session today. He is more of a sport fencer and we did some epee vs rapier and then put a longsword in his hands.
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I'm knee deep in writing a Dark Ages scenario for Call of Cthulhu at the moment as part of something being run on the @miskatonicplayhouse.com Discord server.

I think I'm basically writing Cadfael v's the Mythos at the moment as theres a lot of monks and a death.
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Nearly that special day
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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This auction is now live on eBay.

1500 credit Orlock gang.

9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...

Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.

DM me if you have any questions.

#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I spent the day in a blacksmith workshop turning an old farriers rasp into a kitchen knife. Not a bad way to pass the day.
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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John Blanche

#oldhammer #wfrp
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Is it me or do the lyrics to “I drove all night” makes the singer sound like a sex offender?

I drove all night to get to you
Is that alright?
I drove all night crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you

*heavy breathing*

Is that alright?
Roy Orbison Guitar GIF
ALT: Roy Orbison Guitar GIF
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys.
Thankyou 💔
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I don’t think that will polish out.
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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…iiiiit’s a spooky halloween rondel dagger 🎃🗡️🕸️🕷️
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Happy Halloween from Little Mari and friends
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I bought a bag of Candy Corn in the US the other week and they are… a thing.

At least I can do shitty vampire jokes with them.
October 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Stuff.
October 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I wouldn't normally share a direct The Sun link, but let's mess with their results! 😏
www.thesun.co.uk/news/3709929...
Should trans staff be allowed to use female NHS changing rooms? VOTE NOW
A TRIBUNAL is currently being held after a nurse was left hyperventilating following an encounter with a trans colleague in the women’s changing room. Karen Danson, 46, told an employment hea…
www.thesun.co.uk
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Ooooooooooooooooooo
October 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Has anyone played any of the Choose Cthulhu books? They look like fun but I've not heard much about them. The KS has an option for all of them in PDF and I'm tempted.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/sjg...
Choose Cthulhu Solo Adventure Gamebooks
Delve into a world of eldritch horror and mystery. Choose from fourteen different solo adventure books and take control of the story!
www.kickstarter.com
October 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I’ve been a bit AWOL on here for the last week. I was in the fabled city of (checks notes) Des Moines for a work trip and I ate some alligator, some breakfast pizza and drank A LOT of Old Fashioneds.

A lot!
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Aries: A stranger is just a friend you haven't trapped in the catacombs yet.
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Our very own Steve Barr is joining the fun with
@miskatonicplayhouse.com and the organizers of Miskatonic Repository Con for an epic one-shot set in the 80's punk scene in London!

Join the team on Saturday, October 18, 2025 @ 14:00 Eastern US!
➡️ twitch.tv/miskatonicpl...
October 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I had to buy it.
October 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM