my partner is on a 4 day bachelor party trip (!!) so it’s me and these boys all weekend

friday evening puppy belly content

this little nugget turned 11 years old today 🥹 he’s been with me for the most significant moments of my life and I hope he’s here for many more ❤️

this is a really satisfying game for a packers fan living in LA

I'm just a boy, reading something written by people with PhD's, hoping the subject at the beginning of this sentence connects with the object at the end of it despite fifty-two intervening clauses.

I regret to inform you that life with #ADHD does not, in fact, “settle down.” Whatever you’ve got on hold until it does, maybe put on your cal for tomorrow.

Even if it’s just 5 minutes worth of whatever the activity is.

Those w/ADHD deserve to enjoy life, too.

if anyone knows about great Black Friday deals that don’t involve companies like Amazon, and especially do include deals very small businesses or individual, drop them here.

living in west LA in your 30s is like a version of Friends where like once per season a pair of the Friends suddenly buys a house and you learn one of them secretly came from a wealthy family this whole time

teef

this morning it was 44 degrees so i took one (1) mitten to carry my iced coffee on my walk. anyway it’s 72 out now

one thing i do miss about twitter is how i would see a post i’m interested in and then it immediately disappeared like im a raccoon washing his cotton candy

Blown up auto zone

dear god pls protect mike tyson tonight and guide his head close to jake paul's ear and move his spirit to bite 🙏

my feed is full of cats, which is great, but I want to also see photos of dogs. so here’s mine