draculactica
@draculactica.bsky.social
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in my Battlestar Galactica
like it or not but The World Eater has as much right to live as the rest of us and we would very much prefer you refrain from making any politically divisive statements while being devoured
January 5, 2026 at 9:48 PM
like it or not but The World Eater has as much right to live as the rest of us and we would very much prefer you refrain from making any politically divisive statements while being devoured
Ppl dont know that ska is good again
If you ever hear anyone say that music was better back in the day, tell them to shut their mouths.
There are so many artists making great music today, but you have to go out and find them.
Just like you did twenty years ago.
Read some album reviews! Don't just be a slave to the algorithm.
There are so many artists making great music today, but you have to go out and find them.
Just like you did twenty years ago.
Read some album reviews! Don't just be a slave to the algorithm.
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Ppl dont know that ska is good again
i guess bruce wayne went through a dark knight of the soul
January 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
i guess bruce wayne went through a dark knight of the soul
Steven erikson: kelyk is a metaphor for dependence on oil
Me, reading TTH on the heels of opioid withdrawal: yeah sure, "oil"
Me, reading TTH on the heels of opioid withdrawal: yeah sure, "oil"
January 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Steven erikson: kelyk is a metaphor for dependence on oil
Me, reading TTH on the heels of opioid withdrawal: yeah sure, "oil"
Me, reading TTH on the heels of opioid withdrawal: yeah sure, "oil"
gonna be really funny if i end up getting my hand cut off and the doctors are like "we need more ibuprofen, STAT"
January 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
gonna be really funny if i end up getting my hand cut off and the doctors are like "we need more ibuprofen, STAT"
being on naltrexone is funny bc youll think about getting something and then realize it wouldnt be fun so you passive aggressively read a book instead
January 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
being on naltrexone is funny bc youll think about getting something and then realize it wouldnt be fun so you passive aggressively read a book instead
i think it'd be really funny to become fluent in a different language secretly. it would be doubly funny if that language was Esperanto. just imagine how big of an anticlimax that would be for literally everyone you know
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
i think it'd be really funny to become fluent in a different language secretly. it would be doubly funny if that language was Esperanto. just imagine how big of an anticlimax that would be for literally everyone you know
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No idea if she’d even be interested but Patti Harrison on Taskmaster would be a dream
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
No idea if she’d even be interested but Patti Harrison on Taskmaster would be a dream
it does not matter how 2026 begins i will burn it on a pyre in 364 days
January 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
it does not matter how 2026 begins i will burn it on a pyre in 364 days
why would you name yourself game mill. that is like naming your animal shelter puppy mill
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 PM
why would you name yourself game mill. that is like naming your animal shelter puppy mill
1. Hellian (fantasy genre drunken master)
2. Tehol and Bugg (the smartest men to ever cook a sandal)
3. Nefarias Bredd (the bravest and strongest soldier of them all)
2. Tehol and Bugg (the smartest men to ever cook a sandal)
3. Nefarias Bredd (the bravest and strongest soldier of them all)
1. Stillwater
2. Hellian
3. T'riss (Kharkanas trilogy)
I love women who go and cause problems for everyone around them
2. Hellian
3. T'riss (Kharkanas trilogy)
I love women who go and cause problems for everyone around them
Ooooooo. Do we want to do top 3 most fun Malazan characters?
1. Tehol Beddict
2. Shamalle
3. Kruppe
Sorry, Karsa. Still haven't forgiven you for the rapes.
1. Tehol Beddict
2. Shamalle
3. Kruppe
Sorry, Karsa. Still haven't forgiven you for the rapes.
December 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
1. Hellian (fantasy genre drunken master)
2. Tehol and Bugg (the smartest men to ever cook a sandal)
3. Nefarias Bredd (the bravest and strongest soldier of them all)
2. Tehol and Bugg (the smartest men to ever cook a sandal)
3. Nefarias Bredd (the bravest and strongest soldier of them all)
wolves are somehow simultaneously both bigger and smaller than you'd think
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
wolves are somehow simultaneously both bigger and smaller than you'd think
Nearly every piece of felisin's POV had alarm bells ringing in my head going "TOO REAL TOO REAL TOO REAL"
Really a tremendous illustration of how surrendering to despair and fatalism can impact a person, among other themes. Her arc is absolutely one of my favorites in the series
Really a tremendous illustration of how surrendering to despair and fatalism can impact a person, among other themes. Her arc is absolutely one of my favorites in the series
i tend to fall somewhere around "she is a phenomenally well-written and complex person who i have a ton of empathy for, and her character arc is absolutely crucial to the series as a whole for both plot and thematic reasons, but holy FUCK i dislike every moment i have to spend inside her head"
December 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Nearly every piece of felisin's POV had alarm bells ringing in my head going "TOO REAL TOO REAL TOO REAL"
Really a tremendous illustration of how surrendering to despair and fatalism can impact a person, among other themes. Her arc is absolutely one of my favorites in the series
Really a tremendous illustration of how surrendering to despair and fatalism can impact a person, among other themes. Her arc is absolutely one of my favorites in the series
this cat would murder you with zero hesitation
back in my apartment days i once had to leave work bc she cornered a maintenance worker in the bathroom. she would hiss and strike like a timber rattler when he tried to leave
she will also cry if she doesn't get to sleep under the covers in my arms
back in my apartment days i once had to leave work bc she cornered a maintenance worker in the bathroom. she would hiss and strike like a timber rattler when he tried to leave
she will also cry if she doesn't get to sleep under the covers in my arms
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
this cat would murder you with zero hesitation
back in my apartment days i once had to leave work bc she cornered a maintenance worker in the bathroom. she would hiss and strike like a timber rattler when he tried to leave
she will also cry if she doesn't get to sleep under the covers in my arms
back in my apartment days i once had to leave work bc she cornered a maintenance worker in the bathroom. she would hiss and strike like a timber rattler when he tried to leave
she will also cry if she doesn't get to sleep under the covers in my arms
Okay wait so is naltrexone like a cheat code to winning any drinking contest bc buddy i am sensing an opportunity for some money to be made
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Okay wait so is naltrexone like a cheat code to winning any drinking contest bc buddy i am sensing an opportunity for some money to be made
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“I’ve already depicted you as the inept Curdle and myself as the Competent Telorast!”
“Well *I’ve* depicted you as the foolish Telorast and myself as the wise Curdle!”
And so on for hours until Not-Apsalar tells them to shut up
“Well *I’ve* depicted you as the foolish Telorast and myself as the wise Curdle!”
And so on for hours until Not-Apsalar tells them to shut up
December 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“I’ve already depicted you as the inept Curdle and myself as the Competent Telorast!”
“Well *I’ve* depicted you as the foolish Telorast and myself as the wise Curdle!”
And so on for hours until Not-Apsalar tells them to shut up
“Well *I’ve* depicted you as the foolish Telorast and myself as the wise Curdle!”
And so on for hours until Not-Apsalar tells them to shut up
i can tell if someone is my age without asking based on whether they know anybody who smoked salvia and threw themselves out a window
December 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
i can tell if someone is my age without asking based on whether they know anybody who smoked salvia and threw themselves out a window
it is Against The Law to get mad at me ever
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
it is Against The Law to get mad at me ever
Community is fascinating as a cultural artifact bc it perfectly depicts twitter's status as an innocent novelty in the early 2010s zeitgeist just before it would become possessed by a procession of increasingly horrifying devils
December 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Community is fascinating as a cultural artifact bc it perfectly depicts twitter's status as an innocent novelty in the early 2010s zeitgeist just before it would become possessed by a procession of increasingly horrifying devils
Malazan is temporarily no longer my best friend. now I am friends with the nausicaa manga
December 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Malazan is temporarily no longer my best friend. now I am friends with the nausicaa manga
Just a few more days til I go on every once popular song posted on YouTube and become the first to comment "2026 anyone??" and rake in those sweet, sweet thumbs up or whatever
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Just a few more days til I go on every once popular song posted on YouTube and become the first to comment "2026 anyone??" and rake in those sweet, sweet thumbs up or whatever
ugh this guy is so hot it's gross
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
ugh this guy is so hot it's gross
as scrooge looks into the grave, he sees a nervous green garbed plumber, teeth chattering, whimpering a name that sounds like his late business partner's. "marley-o... marley-o..." he is sickened & horrified by the sight
The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present, and Unlocking Luigi
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
as scrooge looks into the grave, he sees a nervous green garbed plumber, teeth chattering, whimpering a name that sounds like his late business partner's. "marley-o... marley-o..." he is sickened & horrified by the sight
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Me, having a slight cold: if the bonehunters can tunnel through pure darkness for over a day, i can get through this too
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Me, having a slight cold: if the bonehunters can tunnel through pure darkness for over a day, i can get through this too