@edsbs.bsky.social can we decide right now what we just saw is the jumbo jet sweep?

Chris Cooley + throwing.

Every Breath You Take would like a word.

The manuscript says as such.

Turns out they’re all about they/them. They seem obsessed with this.

Leave these kids alone and fix the economy, man.

Trump’s ‘Gender Ideology’ order creates a federal mandate defining gender as the sex of an embryo at conception.

Impacts: As all embryos have female sex characteristics at conception, all Americans are now defined as female under this order. (3/3)

@edsbs.bsky.social The new dog should be Ben II. This is college football. There are rules.

If beer can be hot, Coors’ whole existence falls apart. What else can’t we know?

This holiday season, House Republicans want to break a bipartisan deal and furlough millions of hardworking federal workers— including 50,000 in my district—to placate the richest man in the world, President-Elect Elon Musk and his VP JD Vance. I voted NO.

Getting asked to leave a bar after the 5th consecutive play of Fuck The Pain Away is a favorite life achievement.

And you know Fran ain’t letting off the gas…

Need @celebrityhottub.bsky.social saw puppet games on Chuck and Shaq. Which was more: Spud Webb career blocks or Bronny total professional points?

This Syracuse almost makes me forget what the basketball program has become. Almost.

Can you take a detour on an upcoming medium of your choice about the Nic Cage level of debt this man had to be in to do this movie?