Angela Sawyer
@downwithpants.bsky.social
stand-up idiot, sound nerd, old who will talk jan & dean for $$$ https://sevenarkadins.wixsite.com/angelasawyer
Happy Zohran Day to one and all!
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Happy Zohran Day to one and all!
I want an ace trauma test but for all the flus you've had
November 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I want an ace trauma test but for all the flus you've had
I can tell the Xmas season has begun because I wish all the world's evil to the 6 different byzantine shell companies that manage my expensive-as-fuck and life-altering prescription
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I can tell the Xmas season has begun because I wish all the world's evil to the 6 different byzantine shell companies that manage my expensive-as-fuck and life-altering prescription
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Not fully over caffeinated until your piss smells locally roasted
October 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Not fully over caffeinated until your piss smells locally roasted
Last thing you always do before hanging out with noise musicians is shower so you won't have to later
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Last thing you always do before hanging out with noise musicians is shower so you won't have to later
I am excited to learn to play Glens Falls music ❤️🎤🙏🎆☠️🔪🧨🎚️🎛️🔌💸🪚💣🪬☣️🎶🏴☠️ this weekend
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I am excited to learn to play Glens Falls music ❤️🎤🙏🎆☠️🔪🧨🎚️🎛️🔌💸🪚💣🪬☣️🎶🏴☠️ this weekend
Q: How's the weather?
A: Mostly bladerunner
A: Mostly bladerunner
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Q: How's the weather?
A: Mostly bladerunner
A: Mostly bladerunner
Pretty sure from here on in all the seasons will be spooky
October 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Pretty sure from here on in all the seasons will be spooky
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Higher than an observation deck on these cough pills
October 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Higher than an observation deck on these cough pills
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME USE AI YOU SHITFUCKS
October 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME USE AI YOU SHITFUCKS
If you don't think I'm nice enough please note that I have never even one time burned a CVS to the ground
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
If you don't think I'm nice enough please note that I have never even one time burned a CVS to the ground
You guys, I think I might be a recession indicator
September 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You guys, I think I might be a recession indicator
Just had a salad so fancy I might have to hurtle myself out a window
September 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just had a salad so fancy I might have to hurtle myself out a window
I'm gonna have a noise/jazz show at my Brooklyn apartment. Who should I get to play?
August 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I'm gonna have a noise/jazz show at my Brooklyn apartment. Who should I get to play?
I'm watching all six final destination movies in a row. So far the most unrealistic thing is that someone pulled out an entire box of Nokia phones without mentioning a family plan
August 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm watching all six final destination movies in a row. So far the most unrealistic thing is that someone pulled out an entire box of Nokia phones without mentioning a family plan
Exploding manholes yesterday. I swear this neighborhood is a timeswipe to 1926
August 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Exploding manholes yesterday. I swear this neighborhood is a timeswipe to 1926
Resting in power over here
July 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Resting in power over here
My social standing in Bushwick is never going to get better until I figure out how to get a tattoo of construction noise
July 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My social standing in Bushwick is never going to get better until I figure out how to get a tattoo of construction noise
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People see tattoo that says 'jazz':
"What, do you like Dizzy Gillespie or something?"
Me:
"What, do you like Dizzy Gillespie or something?"
Me:
July 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
People see tattoo that says 'jazz':
"What, do you like Dizzy Gillespie or something?"
Me:
"What, do you like Dizzy Gillespie or something?"
Me:
Every article/post trying to knock Zohran is making him look better and better again. Dude is SHINING.
July 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Every article/post trying to knock Zohran is making him look better and better again. Dude is SHINING.
I perform music just often enough that something always breaks and I have to replace it for every show
July 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I perform music just often enough that something always breaks and I have to replace it for every show
People say noise records don't get you anywhere but who's smiling through this repetitive bus station fire alarm?
July 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
People say noise records don't get you anywhere but who's smiling through this repetitive bus station fire alarm?
I thought Dylan shouted about the IDF and they just spelled his name wrong
July 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I thought Dylan shouted about the IDF and they just spelled his name wrong