KK Glider
banner
doveloctor.bsky.social
KK Glider
@doveloctor.bsky.social
idk man,
in love with the thing on the side of this van
September 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
new supervisor: so you're pretty much an under paid defense attorney now (:

me:
July 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
told my aura smelled good while in the elevator today. I think I should consider the stairs more often
July 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
getting in the elevator at work and the person who gets in after me asks "are you afraid to look in a mirror?" right as the doors close

fml
July 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
tfw ur boss compliments ur killing :3c
March 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Reposted by KK Glider
here to celebrate my favorite guys today
March 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
survival horror game where you play as an aging family pet trying to escape a toddler's birthday party
March 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reposted by KK Glider
He makes a good argument.
February 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
found the winning response of "weren't we all?" after a coworker asked if somebody in the break room used to be a man
February 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
buck u miss cheerilee I guess
February 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
some unknown entity sent me windchimes via amazon
idk who you are, but thanks? I guess??
it's February in MN, but I'll hang them in the bathroom for now???
February 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I love watching crows walk around because they look like high people pretending to be sober
January 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
me making a dad joke at work and the absolute power move of both my coworkers acting like I didn't say anything
January 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
was given a crow call for festivus and when I went outside during murder peanut time to try it they all went quiet instantly
what did I sayyyy fuucck
December 27, 2024 at 8:14 AM
almost got final destinationed by a christmas tree.
annual reminder to make sure those fuckers are secure before you drive off with one on top of ur gd toyota camry
December 4, 2024 at 3:09 AM
I wanna roll somebody around like a bowling ball for a few hours is anybody free and able to handle a 7-10 split
February 3, 2024 at 12:11 PM
turns out there's one Christmas movie I like!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh2t...
Olive the Other Reindeer - Bah, Bug and Hum
This is a clip from the Christmas cartoon "Olive, the Other Reindeer," where the villainous (and hilarious) Postman sings a bah humbug song.
m.youtube.com
December 2, 2023 at 10:42 AM
anybody wanna hang out?
November 7, 2023 at 6:50 AM
can anyone tell me what these are?
November 3, 2023 at 5:22 AM
working nights has been amazing for my health! I haven't gotten a sunburn in ages , the break rooms are usually empty so I can drink my protein shakes in peace and don't have to worry about any smells from other lunches (esp allium related foods 🤢), and there's very few catholics
October 20, 2023 at 12:28 PM
Reposted by KK Glider
Can't believe I'm saying this, but PragerU is onto something.
September 28, 2023 at 11:02 PM
my first nat 20 this game was a doozy
September 28, 2023 at 8:19 AM
Emmett is the soggiest drinker
(plz ignore clutter, just moved plants inside and need to rearrange for the winter someday)
September 27, 2023 at 9:48 PM