Edward Carter
@dotmund.bsky.social
Damn fool cartoon man on the liver transplant list. Got a spare liver? Call 0800-LIVER.
Only reads Hobo Joe Comics.
Worthing, UK
Only reads Hobo Joe Comics.
Worthing, UK
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Edward Carter
@dotmund.bsky.social
· Aug 8
I only read Hobo Joe Comics
Don Bradman was a lousy cricketer, couldn't even bat
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Don Bradman was a lousy cricketer, couldn't even bat
I'd like it known that my interest in and tolerance of extreme left wing politics is identical to my interest in and tolerance of extreme right wing politics, i.e. zero.
So everyone just knock it off, there's a love.
So everyone just knock it off, there's a love.
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I'd like it known that my interest in and tolerance of extreme left wing politics is identical to my interest in and tolerance of extreme right wing politics, i.e. zero.
So everyone just knock it off, there's a love.
So everyone just knock it off, there's a love.
Within a 6 hour period this morning I had both forgotten about Dre *and* been fooled by the rocks J.Lo had got.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
January 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Within a 6 hour period this morning I had both forgotten about Dre *and* been fooled by the rocks J.Lo had got.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Breakbeat hardcore was the music of my life, its the only new thing that emerged during ny lifetime that truly blew my mind
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Breakbeat hardcore was the music of my life, its the only new thing that emerged during ny lifetime that truly blew my mind
Cor my crabs and piles
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Cor my crabs and piles
I'm listening to Don't Leave Me This Way by Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes. 50 years old this year. The Communards' version is 40 years old this year.
Both are fresh to death.
Both are fresh to death.
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I'm listening to Don't Leave Me This Way by Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes. 50 years old this year. The Communards' version is 40 years old this year.
Both are fresh to death.
Both are fresh to death.
In de pines
In de pines
In de pines
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
In de pines
In de pines
In de pines
I'd like to know where you got the notion to rock the boat
January 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I'd like to know where you got the notion to rock the boat
This year I'm going to learn how to play the Amen Break on my nutsack
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
This year I'm going to learn how to play the Amen Break on my nutsack
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Dry Jan is what I call your mum.
January 1, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Dry Jan is what I call your mum.
I've had a relentlessly awful year, but I remain unbroken and unbowed enough to wish everybody - particularly me - a happy and healthy 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I've had a relentlessly awful year, but I remain unbroken and unbowed enough to wish everybody - particularly me - a happy and healthy 2026.
Reposted by Edward Carter
An absolutely wonderful, versatile, powerful and powerfully funny actor who enlivened everything he was in, and a huge loss. I'm not going to say the word, but we're all thinking it in his honor. RIP Isiah Whitlock. deadline.com/2025/12/isia...
Isiah Whitlock Jr. Dies: ‘The Wire’ Actor & Frequent Spike Lee Collaborator Was 71
Actor Isiah Whitlock Jr., known for his roles in The Wire, Veep, Your Honor and The Residence and a number of Spike Lee movies, passed away Dec. 30.
deadline.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
An absolutely wonderful, versatile, powerful and powerfully funny actor who enlivened everything he was in, and a huge loss. I'm not going to say the word, but we're all thinking it in his honor. RIP Isiah Whitlock. deadline.com/2025/12/isia...
Worthing are playing Dorking tonight, winner gets the giant metal chicken from the roundabout for their town. Plus three delicious league points.
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Worthing are playing Dorking tonight, winner gets the giant metal chicken from the roundabout for their town. Plus three delicious league points.
It's time to eat ribs. Ribs o'clock.
December 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It's time to eat ribs. Ribs o'clock.
I'm going to have one of your livers
December 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm going to have one of your livers
Greatness is bestowed on some fish but not others. Sorry, ichthyophiles. But being a fish is a meritocracy.
December 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Greatness is bestowed on some fish but not others. Sorry, ichthyophiles. But being a fish is a meritocracy.
Bert Harris doesn't live here any more
December 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Bert Harris doesn't live here any more
I only watch things about hounds now
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I only watch things about hounds now
I reckon John Nettles might be a werewolf
December 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I reckon John Nettles might be a werewolf
He's turned into a wereduck
December 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
He's turned into a wereduck
Somehow he got less hairy when he turned into a werewolf
December 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Somehow he got less hairy when he turned into a werewolf
That's not a werewolf, it's an unfair wolf
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
That's not a werewolf, it's an unfair wolf
Killed every night by a pack of wild dogs
December 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Killed every night by a pack of wild dogs