Edward Carter
@dotmund.bsky.social
Damn fool cartoon man on the liver transplant list. Got a spare liver? Call 0800-LIVER.
Only reads Hobo Joe Comics.
Worthing, UK
Only reads Hobo Joe Comics.
Worthing, UK
Pinned
Edward Carter
@dotmund.bsky.social
· Aug 8
I only read Hobo Joe Comics
Just dropped an ass cob
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just dropped an ass cob
Wear a egg to remember a duck
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Wear a egg to remember a duck
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BONUS PRIZE ADDED for a third winner:
A SCARF OF FUCKS!
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Win the Throw of Fucks
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November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
BONUS PRIZE ADDED for a third winner:
A SCARF OF FUCKS!
A SCARF OF FUCKS!
My least favourite advert is the Natwest one where the dad sends his son some seed capital to start his friendship bracelet-making business. Everything about it makes me want to PUKE
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My least favourite advert is the Natwest one where the dad sends his son some seed capital to start his friendship bracelet-making business. Everything about it makes me want to PUKE
I sponsored a guide dog, the bastard pulled a blind fella round the London marathon. Never again.
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I sponsored a guide dog, the bastard pulled a blind fella round the London marathon. Never again.
Keir Starmer is the sort of bloke who supports both Rangers AND Celtic
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Keir Starmer is the sort of bloke who supports both Rangers AND Celtic
Every football team needs one player who is One Of Our Own, otherwise they're just a lousy pack of pricks.
Discuss.
Discuss.
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Every football team needs one player who is One Of Our Own, otherwise they're just a lousy pack of pricks.
Discuss.
Discuss.
In de cup for Tottingham
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
In de cup for Tottingham
Your mum is an animal in the sack
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Your mum is an animal in the sack
Marvin, the Fu Manchu Sex Camel, coming soon to Disney+
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Marvin, the Fu Manchu Sex Camel, coming soon to Disney+
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I’m looking forward to reading Jon Saltinstall’s brand-new Lella Lombardi biography. At Montjuïc in ’75 she became the only woman to score points in #F1, which feat has never been repeated this past half-century, & she was quite publicity-shy, so I’m hoping I’ll learn a lot.
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I’m looking forward to reading Jon Saltinstall’s brand-new Lella Lombardi biography. At Montjuïc in ’75 she became the only woman to score points in #F1, which feat has never been repeated this past half-century, & she was quite publicity-shy, so I’m hoping I’ll learn a lot.
Just saw your mum on the way home from her shift at the lamppost
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Just saw your mum on the way home from her shift at the lamppost
My YouTube is full of adverts for single women wanting to talk and Slavic wives. In case anyone fancies any of that.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My YouTube is full of adverts for single women wanting to talk and Slavic wives. In case anyone fancies any of that.
Sergeant Fluff Almonds
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sergeant Fluff Almonds
Rick Woof, motorcycle superhero
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Rick Woof, motorcycle superhero
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Win the Throw of Fucks
www.twinmade.com/shop/winthet...
www.twinmade.com/shop/winthet...
Win The Twin Made Throw of Fucks! — Twin Made
Win the Twin Made Throw Of Fucks.
UK only
Crocheted in a range of colours.
The throw measures: cm x cm
£5 per ticket.- 1 ticket, 1 entry!
Tickets will go off sale at 6.30pm on Sunday 16th Novembe...
www.twinmade.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Win the Throw of Fucks
www.twinmade.com/shop/winthet...
www.twinmade.com/shop/winthet...
Speaking as someone who owes their existence to Martin Luther and loves history, but who owns a cat and thinks Lewes is a hideous slur on humanity, I'm not sure how to feel about bonfire night.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Speaking as someone who owes their existence to Martin Luther and loves history, but who owns a cat and thinks Lewes is a hideous slur on humanity, I'm not sure how to feel about bonfire night.
Is Bob Carolgees left handed? It seems strange to have a puppet on your non-dominant hand.
I ask all the big questions of the day.
I don't care who the mayor of New York is, I live in Worthing.
I ask all the big questions of the day.
I don't care who the mayor of New York is, I live in Worthing.
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Is Bob Carolgees left handed? It seems strange to have a puppet on your non-dominant hand.
I ask all the big questions of the day.
I don't care who the mayor of New York is, I live in Worthing.
I ask all the big questions of the day.
I don't care who the mayor of New York is, I live in Worthing.
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Guy Fawkes' signature before and after starring in Panto season with John Barrowman.
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Guy Fawkes' signature before and after starring in Panto season with John Barrowman.
I've stuck a poppy down my urethral meatus
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I've stuck a poppy down my urethral meatus
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It’s #BrazilGP week so let’s hear it for Interlagos, one of #F1’s 3 truly great circuits - & perhaps, as measured by scruffy grandeur & raw emotion, its greatest. Click below to read my brand-new #MotorSport column, celebrating a grand old arena of racing.
www.motorsportmagazine.com/articles/sin...
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Matt Bishop: Wild Interlagos is F1's greatest circuit – and shows why we love racing
Some circuits resemble corporate theme parks, but that could never be said about Interlagos: wild, untamed and challenging to its core, the Brazilian GP venue is a monument to the F1 greats past and p...
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November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s #BrazilGP week so let’s hear it for Interlagos, one of #F1’s 3 truly great circuits - & perhaps, as measured by scruffy grandeur & raw emotion, its greatest. Click below to read my brand-new #MotorSport column, celebrating a grand old arena of racing.
www.motorsportmagazine.com/articles/sin...
www.motorsportmagazine.com/articles/sin...