dormando.bsky.social
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memcached maintainer. infra/etc.
Wish I had the same self-awareness about life that macrumors does in predicting a new apple tv coming soon every month since 2023.
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
rip 25 years without losing a windshield
October 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When the sun hits the mass of my front broken glass, it's a-blinding...
October 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
apparently some just say the numbers really slowly
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
put the effort into getting starlink dish on a bolted-down pole yesterday assuming AT&T wouldn't show up in the rain today.

so they did :P now I have two connections.
October 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Guess I just don't get fiber internet anymore? AT&T replaced my neighbor's line then seemed to have swapped his node with mine, so they just mark the line as green and close the ticket day after day.

When I cancel after they do this again, will they disconnect my neighbor's line? lol.
October 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
how many times should I reset the modem to fix this
October 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
it's okay my phone reception is also terrible.
October 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
the three bars of 5G reception is a lie. have to restart slack after every message or it just hangs forever.
October 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
yo hey that dude with that huge chainsaw is cutting awful close to my fiber lines. I hope he doesn't... oh.... oh no....
October 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just authentic posting :P
October 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My old-man memory is swiss cheese now. Something about a trampoline in the nakedparts community? 2001ish? I bet someone knows.
October 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
That puts you squarely in both "best" and "bravest" in my category, imo.
October 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
2025 is the year of throw your phone in the toilet.

Computational photography has some uses, but I forgot what real photos look like.
October 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Any other social media CEO post their ass while welcoming a user community?
Headstone text: "maybe the least bad social media CEO"

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October 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
doing design work this last week and change while trying to keep off the computer a bit.

took some time before that reviewing/practicing some basics. feels like a good time to just implement random algo's for a while to re-skill... not feeling very creative lately.
October 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
yessssss I know the origins of these stories I just think this is funnier.
October 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
watched a lot of movies in the last few years. Core themes are only one of two things:
- male fragility
- The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies
October 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
my superpower is getting other people promoted.
September 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I passed out I think in the middle of that? couple songs passed shooting the big scifi guns. will have to watch the rest from archive.

the visualizations were pretty great throughout though! just wish these concert streams didn't cut the audio so severely.
September 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
not sure I can stay awake through the whole thing but I'm tryin.. zzzz.. visualizations are completely nuts
September 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
plz
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Practically the full span of their career! Amazing
September 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
damn. would've been nice to see a live show once...
September 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
nice shot! wife is short so we ended upstairs for a clearer view for her.
September 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM