Whatsername.
@doomsdayfairytale.bsky.social
Paperclips and bubblegum. She/Her. 🏳️🌈
The daughter my mother couldn't burn.
Toronto, Canada
https://linktr.ee/michellevynessa
The daughter my mother couldn't burn.
Toronto, Canada
https://linktr.ee/michellevynessa
Pinned
a woman in a blue shirt is throwing a baseball
Alt: a woman in a blue shirt is dancing and waving pompoms
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Seriously, the amount of people who follow me assuming I'm American is hilarious. Hate to break it to you, but I'm Canadian. I'd like to help you with your Taco problem, but I can't. I'm sorry.
I'll cheer you on from the sidelines, though!
I'll cheer you on from the sidelines, though!
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This was a hard one to make — mostly because we shouldn’t even have to talk about this.
We should be focusing on the victims. The families. The community.
But some selfish, awful people are using this moment for their own political agendas.
We can’t let them do that:
We should be focusing on the victims. The families. The community.
But some selfish, awful people are using this moment for their own political agendas.
We can’t let them do that:
February 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
This was a hard one to make — mostly because we shouldn’t even have to talk about this.
We should be focusing on the victims. The families. The community.
But some selfish, awful people are using this moment for their own political agendas.
We can’t let them do that:
We should be focusing on the victims. The families. The community.
But some selfish, awful people are using this moment for their own political agendas.
We can’t let them do that:
How about a bookstore in a haunted seaside town that is surrounded by a quiet mossy forest
What's your vibe?
1. quiet mossy forest
2. bustling city bookstore
3. punk rock flea market
4. haunted seaside town
1. quiet mossy forest
2. bustling city bookstore
3. punk rock flea market
4. haunted seaside town
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 AM
How about a bookstore in a haunted seaside town that is surrounded by a quiet mossy forest
There's also no verified information about the shooter's identity, so going off the handle and proclaiming they were trans is kinda wild. I mean, we've seen that sort of thing happen in the US pretty often, so why not here.
Speaking of "conspiracy theories", there was a rare school shooting in rural town in BC, Canada, and it's alleged that the shooter was trans. Because of course they were. And give you one guess as to what the conservative media is doing with that "information". The other two guesses don't count.
Honestly I'm tired.
So many of us were labeled Doomers and stop believing in conspiracy theories.
Once we saw how much money was involved internationally, we knew.
We'll never know the full truth and extent of this global game.
So many of us were labeled Doomers and stop believing in conspiracy theories.
Once we saw how much money was involved internationally, we knew.
We'll never know the full truth and extent of this global game.
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
There's also no verified information about the shooter's identity, so going off the handle and proclaiming they were trans is kinda wild. I mean, we've seen that sort of thing happen in the US pretty often, so why not here.
Speaking of "conspiracy theories", there was a rare school shooting in rural town in BC, Canada, and it's alleged that the shooter was trans. Because of course they were. And give you one guess as to what the conservative media is doing with that "information". The other two guesses don't count.
Honestly I'm tired.
So many of us were labeled Doomers and stop believing in conspiracy theories.
Once we saw how much money was involved internationally, we knew.
We'll never know the full truth and extent of this global game.
So many of us were labeled Doomers and stop believing in conspiracy theories.
Once we saw how much money was involved internationally, we knew.
We'll never know the full truth and extent of this global game.
February 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Speaking of "conspiracy theories", there was a rare school shooting in rural town in BC, Canada, and it's alleged that the shooter was trans. Because of course they were. And give you one guess as to what the conservative media is doing with that "information". The other two guesses don't count.
I've been a Discord user since the very early days, when only gamers knew what it was. I don't know if I will be on it much longer after this move. I imagine there will be a significant exodus from this. I hope there is. Alt text.
discord.com/press-releas...
discord.com/press-releas...
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I've been a Discord user since the very early days, when only gamers knew what it was. I don't know if I will be on it much longer after this move. I imagine there will be a significant exodus from this. I hope there is. Alt text.
discord.com/press-releas...
discord.com/press-releas...
Two weeks ago, the Cat Distribution System brought Teenager's cat back home. We thought she was lost, a result of a tumultuous period. They will never be parted again. 🥰🐾
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Two weeks ago, the Cat Distribution System brought Teenager's cat back home. We thought she was lost, a result of a tumultuous period. They will never be parted again. 🥰🐾
I used to work with a conspiracy theorist, who got fired for saying some outrageous things, that might not have been wrong in hindsight. A lot of his theories have been proven to be right. A lot weren't, too. Weird guy. I sorta miss him.
February 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I used to work with a conspiracy theorist, who got fired for saying some outrageous things, that might not have been wrong in hindsight. A lot of his theories have been proven to be right. A lot weren't, too. Weird guy. I sorta miss him.
I was out for brunch with a friend yesterday at a restaurant in the queer village, staffed primarily by queer people, with most patrons also queer. I'm sure you see a theme here.
Our server was a lovely man whose only issue was that I asked for a Monte Carlo instead of a Monte Cristo. 🤦
1/
Our server was a lovely man whose only issue was that I asked for a Monte Carlo instead of a Monte Cristo. 🤦
1/
February 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I was out for brunch with a friend yesterday at a restaurant in the queer village, staffed primarily by queer people, with most patrons also queer. I'm sure you see a theme here.
Our server was a lovely man whose only issue was that I asked for a Monte Carlo instead of a Monte Cristo. 🤦
1/
Our server was a lovely man whose only issue was that I asked for a Monte Carlo instead of a Monte Cristo. 🤦
1/
Shocking that ConTalk is crashing out about the Grammys. Shocked I say. Shocked.
February 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Shocking that ConTalk is crashing out about the Grammys. Shocked I say. Shocked.
I did a simple spread with the Cosmic Cunt Tarot deck I was gifted for Xmas by a friend, and it gets me. It's definitely a vibe.
Blessed Imbolc witches and bitches. 🫶
Blessed Imbolc witches and bitches. 🫶
February 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I did a simple spread with the Cosmic Cunt Tarot deck I was gifted for Xmas by a friend, and it gets me. It's definitely a vibe.
Blessed Imbolc witches and bitches. 🫶
Blessed Imbolc witches and bitches. 🫶
Me lying on the living room floor because my sciatic decided that I've had just about enough of this mobility thing and that I should kindly fuck off.
February 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Me lying on the living room floor because my sciatic decided that I've had just about enough of this mobility thing and that I should kindly fuck off.
1. And hear me out. It's luxury, right? So all the riches will want to be on it. Then let hydrogen do what hydrogen does...
What would you like to bring back?
1. luxury blimp travel
2. star filled skies
3. mossy ancient forests
4. swords & sorcery
1. luxury blimp travel
2. star filled skies
3. mossy ancient forests
4. swords & sorcery
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
1. And hear me out. It's luxury, right? So all the riches will want to be on it. Then let hydrogen do what hydrogen does...
I saw a protest today that included a F🍁CK TRUDEAU flag. Like, my guy, he hasn't been in office for like *a whole ass year*. Let it go.
January 31, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I saw a protest today that included a F🍁CK TRUDEAU flag. Like, my guy, he hasn't been in office for like *a whole ass year*. Let it go.
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Treason doesn't get a free pass. Not on my watch.
It's time to shine a light in the dark hole where the quislings hang out. We stand for Canada.
True, north, strong, free of interference.
It's time to shine a light in the dark hole where the quislings hang out. We stand for Canada.
True, north, strong, free of interference.
January 31, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Treason doesn't get a free pass. Not on my watch.
It's time to shine a light in the dark hole where the quislings hang out. We stand for Canada.
True, north, strong, free of interference.
It's time to shine a light in the dark hole where the quislings hang out. We stand for Canada.
True, north, strong, free of interference.
Sydney Sweeney's got all the appeal of a bowl of mayonnaise served with a half full glass of tepid tap water.
Cosmopolitan asks Sydney Sweeney if she ever intends to publicly state her political beliefs:
“No. I’m not a political person. I’m in the arts. I’m not here to speak on politics. That’s not an area I’ve ever even imagined getting into… but I don’t believe in hate in any form.”
“No. I’m not a political person. I’m in the arts. I’m not here to speak on politics. That’s not an area I’ve ever even imagined getting into… but I don’t believe in hate in any form.”
January 30, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Sydney Sweeney's got all the appeal of a bowl of mayonnaise served with a half full glass of tepid tap water.
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A US man removed ICE with a 5 second constitutional lesson;
“You violated my 4th Amendment, and I’ve got my 2nd. Get the fuck off my property.”
The thugs complied and left. #3E #FuckICE #GoodVsEvil
“You violated my 4th Amendment, and I’ve got my 2nd. Get the fuck off my property.”
The thugs complied and left. #3E #FuckICE #GoodVsEvil
January 29, 2026 at 12:09 AM
A US man removed ICE with a 5 second constitutional lesson;
“You violated my 4th Amendment, and I’ve got my 2nd. Get the fuck off my property.”
The thugs complied and left. #3E #FuckICE #GoodVsEvil
“You violated my 4th Amendment, and I’ve got my 2nd. Get the fuck off my property.”
The thugs complied and left. #3E #FuckICE #GoodVsEvil
I did not have Rand Paul being one of the few adults in the room on my bingo card.
RAND PAUL: If a country bombed our air defense missiles, captured & removed our president, & blockaded our country, would that be considered an act of war?
RUBIO: We just don't believe this operation comes anywhere close to the constitutional definition
PAUL: Of course it would be an act of war!
RUBIO: We just don't believe this operation comes anywhere close to the constitutional definition
PAUL: Of course it would be an act of war!
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I did not have Rand Paul being one of the few adults in the room on my bingo card.
EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVOURITE MUPPET!!!! 😂🤣
“The Conservatives aren’t as much a political party as they are a ChatGPT-based slogan-generating algorithm speaking through the mouth of eveyone’s least favourite muppet, Pierre Poilievre — who has accomplished nothing during his 20+ years in Parliament.”
Observations from Montreal
An ever-changing collection of commentary and observations by Montrealers or about Montreal politics and culture.
cultmtl.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:42 PM
EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVOURITE MUPPET!!!! 😂🤣
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If Springsteen writes and records a protest song about you… you are fucked.
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youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If Springsteen writes and records a protest song about you… you are fucked.
youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...
youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...
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The US "is tracking toward a version of mass civil unrest, which won’t look like the Civil War of 1861 (which killed 600,000 USians)..." "Trump - has no interest in leaving them alone." "If they want their freedom back, they are going to have to fight for it." #cdnpoli
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January 28, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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I'm hoping this is more of a "blip in the sands of time pain" and not a "wow! a new forever pain!"
Being middle age + unplowed sidewalks = Ow.
January 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I'm hoping this is more of a "blip in the sands of time pain" and not a "wow! a new forever pain!"
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this site keeps tweaking its user design to encourage information-sharing
as more authoritative bodies and government officials join the site
and no privacy tools are rolled out
(just saying)
as more authoritative bodies and government officials join the site
and no privacy tools are rolled out
(just saying)
January 27, 2026 at 3:25 PM
this site keeps tweaking its user design to encourage information-sharing
as more authoritative bodies and government officials join the site
and no privacy tools are rolled out
(just saying)
as more authoritative bodies and government officials join the site
and no privacy tools are rolled out
(just saying)
Being middle age + unplowed sidewalks = Ow.
January 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Being middle age + unplowed sidewalks = Ow.