Bad JD
@dontbelikejd.bsky.social
These are his crimes against humanity.
Veep Vance obsessed over finding Russell Vought a new wife because Vought needed a wife to fuck instead of resorting to fucking all federal employees. #dontbelikejd
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Veep Vance obsessed over finding Russell Vought a new wife because Vought needed a wife to fuck instead of resorting to fucking all federal employees. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance understands reverse causality, the #FAA, shutdowns, tariffs, and economics because he says that vacation travel has become cheaper because the swimming trunks got cheaper. #dontbelikejd
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Veep Vance understands reverse causality, the #FAA, shutdowns, tariffs, and economics because he says that vacation travel has become cheaper because the swimming trunks got cheaper. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance doesn't take it as a punishment that Usha makes him sleep on the couch after fondling Erika Kirk. 🛋️💦 #dontbelikejd
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Veep Vance doesn't take it as a punishment that Usha makes him sleep on the couch after fondling Erika Kirk. 🛋️💦 #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance will announce his candidacy for 2028 while simultaneously announcing his divorce. #dontbylikejd
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Veep Vance will announce his candidacy for 2028 while simultaneously announcing his divorce. #dontbylikejd
Veep Vance says Usha isn't Christian. That's something he has in common with her. #dontbelikejd
JD Vance repeats comments he wants wife Usha to convert to Christianity
US vice-president announces to 10,000 attenders of Turning Point USA that he prefers wife, who is Hindu, to be Christian
www.theguardian.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Veep Vance says Usha isn't Christian. That's something he has in common with her. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language from him because the reality is that Usha's parents call him an asshole in Telugu. #dontbelikejd
October 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Veep Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language from him because the reality is that Usha's parents call him an asshole in Telugu. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance upholds "gold standard science" by appointing his friends, skirting search committees, and officiating weddings. #dontbelikejd
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Veep Vance upholds "gold standard science" by appointing his friends, skirting search committees, and officiating weddings. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance reached a Gaza peace deal by mocking Senator Schumer as the "most famous Palestinian in the world." #dontbelikejd
We have made incredible progress in our efforts toward peace in the Middle East.
With the world’s prayers, God’s providence, and the excellent team President Trump has assembled, we will get the job done.
With the world’s prayers, God’s providence, and the excellent team President Trump has assembled, we will get the job done.
October 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Veep Vance reached a Gaza peace deal by mocking Senator Schumer as the "most famous Palestinian in the world." #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance tells people to not lose their shit over the "I Love Hitler" movement because Nazis are just baby boys. #dontbelikejd
October 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Veep Vance tells people to not lose their shit over the "I Love Hitler" movement because Nazis are just baby boys. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance comes prepared for interviews on major networks, and he's aware who is bribing whom along with the dollar amount promised. He was telling the truth when he admitted, "that $50K bribe never happened," because the bribe was only $49,999.99. #dontbelikejd
October 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Veep Vance comes prepared for interviews on major networks, and he's aware who is bribing whom along with the dollar amount promised. He was telling the truth when he admitted, "that $50K bribe never happened," because the bribe was only $49,999.99. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance doesn’t carry $50K in cash earmarked for bribes when the FBI taps him. He uses Venmo or Mir payment systems instead. #dontbelikejd
October 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Veep Vance doesn’t carry $50K in cash earmarked for bribes when the FBI taps him. He uses Venmo or Mir payment systems instead. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance throws tantrums at @pewresearch.org for sampling bias because 8% of the US population has never heard of him while the other 92% know him only as "couch fucker." #dontbelikejd
🚨NEW: Ahead of a possible shutdown of the federal government, Americans have more negative than positive views of President Donald Trump, Vice President JD Vance and congressional leaders on both sides of the aisle. 🧵👇
Full analysis here: www.pewresearch.org/...
Full analysis here: www.pewresearch.org/...
October 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Veep Vance throws tantrums at @pewresearch.org for sampling bias because 8% of the US population has never heard of him while the other 92% know him only as "couch fucker." #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance opposes the 30% tariff on upholstered furniture because they are all damaged goods from dampness. #dontbelikejd
"Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture"
September 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Veep Vance opposes the 30% tariff on upholstered furniture because they are all damaged goods from dampness. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance gets his nutrition advice from Dr. Pepper. #dontbelikejd
September 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Veep Vance gets his nutrition advice from Dr. Pepper. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance takes Tylenol when pregnant women's screams give him headaches. #dontbelikejd
September 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Veep Vance takes Tylenol when pregnant women's screams give him headaches. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance encourages you to find a doctor who respects traditional conservative practices. Be sure to ask about leeches. #dontbelikejd
September 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Veep Vance encourages you to find a doctor who respects traditional conservative practices. Be sure to ask about leeches. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance encourages pregnant women to listen to their doctors, especially when those doctors are named Nick Riviera, Hannibal Lecter, and Baron Heinrich von Frankenstein. #dontbelikejd
September 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Veep Vance encourages pregnant women to listen to their doctors, especially when those doctors are named Nick Riviera, Hannibal Lecter, and Baron Heinrich von Frankenstein. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance encourages everyone to contact their mothers to determine whether they took amphetamine while pregnant. If so, you may conclude that you have ASD. This is how to follow the science. #dontbelikejd
September 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Veep Vance encourages everyone to contact their mothers to determine whether they took amphetamine while pregnant. If so, you may conclude that you have ASD. This is how to follow the science. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance urges Republicans to put on the "full armor of god" because he keeps picturing them as couches and wants the belt of truth to serve as a choke rope. #dontbelikejd
September 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Veep Vance urges Republicans to put on the "full armor of god" because he keeps picturing them as couches and wants the belt of truth to serve as a choke rope. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance refuses to fund research on hospital vertical integration and private equity for encouraging wokeness. #dontbelikejd
September 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Veep Vance refuses to fund research on hospital vertical integration and private equity for encouraging wokeness. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance doesn't understand that he is part of that encouragement of that small group who commits gross majority of violent crime. #dontbelikejd
The reality is that the gross majority of violent crime is committed by a very small group of people and we should be throwing them in prison.
September 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Veep Vance doesn't understand that he is part of that encouragement of that small group who commits gross majority of violent crime. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance's intentions for the interview with Matt Gaetz was not really to talk about how he wants to encourage immigrants like Usha. Instead he wanted to learn how to solicit underage girls like Matt Gaetz. #dontbelikejd
September 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Veep Vance's intentions for the interview with Matt Gaetz was not really to talk about how he wants to encourage immigrants like Usha. Instead he wanted to learn how to solicit underage girls like Matt Gaetz. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance flips out that people think #HHS transparency is the same as forcing trans and nonbinary identity on children who do not consent. #dontbelikejd
When I see all these senators trying to lecture and "gotcha" Bobby Kennedy today all I can think is:
You all support off-label, untested, and irreversible hormonal "therapies" for children, mutilating our kids and enriching big pharma. You're full of shit and everyone knows it.
You all support off-label, untested, and irreversible hormonal "therapies" for children, mutilating our kids and enriching big pharma. You're full of shit and everyone knows it.
September 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Veep Vance flips out that people think #HHS transparency is the same as forcing trans and nonbinary identity on children who do not consent. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance sends his thoughts and prayers to Annunciation because it is not within his capabilities to get his ass of the couch. #dontbelikejd
August 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Veep Vance sends his thoughts and prayers to Annunciation because it is not within his capabilities to get his ass of the couch. #dontbelikejd
Veep Vance confirms that ICE has permission to ask WA fire fighters for their papers because he has to know that paper really burns at Fahrenheit 451, else he'll burn all books like the House Un-American Activities Committee did. #dontbelikejd
August 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Veep Vance confirms that ICE has permission to ask WA fire fighters for their papers because he has to know that paper really burns at Fahrenheit 451, else he'll burn all books like the House Un-American Activities Committee did. #dontbelikejd