dominic hernandez
dominicisonline.bsky.social
dominic hernandez
@dominicisonline.bsky.social
I don’t know what I was expecting when I went to see Anora, but that wasn’t it. And my god it was brilliant
December 4, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Talked to my gym crush today
a football player with the number 12 on his jersey catches a ball
ALT: a football player with the number 12 on his jersey catches a ball
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December 3, 2024 at 12:22 AM
If yall start singing during Wicked, imma start biting during Nosferatu
December 1, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Next year I’m hosting enemysgiving. Inviting all my opps and we just gonna have a fist fight
November 30, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Carajillos > espresso martinis
November 29, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Black Friday deals piss me off rn. I ain’t punching out an elderly woman at Best Buy for 20% off
November 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Me unprompted at 32 years old:
“Pokémon fucks”
November 24, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Here’s my week in 4 images out of context
November 24, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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i got a christmas present early
November 23, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Oh my fck
November 22, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Nothing is more validating than a buff gym bro asking for a spot at the gym. Time to update my resume
November 17, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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What do the kids today say?

“You about to lose your jobs.”
November 16, 2024 at 1:28 AM
The dude who owns Twitter is a right wing moron who was on the phone with President Zelenskyy and I was like… yeah I should get off this site
November 9, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Calypso being a goober to cleanse
November 6, 2024 at 11:34 PM