Domingo Halliburton
@domingohalliburton.bsky.social
Actually, I’m not legally obese anymore!
Dunno if this has anything to do with the emergency alert thing, but I now have giant breasts and a dummy thicc waist???
October 4, 2023 at 6:27 PM
Dunno if this has anything to do with the emergency alert thing, but I now have giant breasts and a dummy thicc waist???
Oh I’m turning into a zombie this afternoon alright…off that loud!!!!
October 4, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Oh I’m turning into a zombie this afternoon alright…off that loud!!!!
Don’t ever relocate for a job unless it’s somewhere you actually want to go to.
September 13, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Don’t ever relocate for a job unless it’s somewhere you actually want to go to.
Autumn vibes are creeping in. You can feel it. Feels good
September 11, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Autumn vibes are creeping in. You can feel it. Feels good
A wife is a type of mommy
September 11, 2023 at 2:25 AM
A wife is a type of mommy
Rewatching x files and I’ve realized I share something big in common with mulder: we both watch a ton of porno
September 9, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Rewatching x files and I’ve realized I share something big in common with mulder: we both watch a ton of porno
I could get into LARPing. I can see myself fucking around with swords at the park
September 8, 2023 at 2:52 PM
I could get into LARPing. I can see myself fucking around with swords at the park
Kinda upset that I can’t use the name “Ghislaine” for any future children
September 5, 2023 at 1:06 PM
Kinda upset that I can’t use the name “Ghislaine” for any future children
You’re telling me that once I’m done being a father for the day I gotta immediately switch to being a husband? In the same day? You gotta be kidding me
September 5, 2023 at 12:06 AM
You’re telling me that once I’m done being a father for the day I gotta immediately switch to being a husband? In the same day? You gotta be kidding me
I haven’t truly shit my pants in 16 years. A good streak, but I feel like I’m on borrowed time. My ticket’s gonna get punched again soon I think
September 3, 2023 at 12:11 AM
I haven’t truly shit my pants in 16 years. A good streak, but I feel like I’m on borrowed time. My ticket’s gonna get punched again soon I think
Would you eat a scuppernong from my hat y/n???
September 1, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Would you eat a scuppernong from my hat y/n???
If starfield isn’t good, I’m not concerned. I’ll just go back to playing train simulator world 3
September 1, 2023 at 1:48 PM
If starfield isn’t good, I’m not concerned. I’ll just go back to playing train simulator world 3
I am secure in my masculinity as I delicately pour my Aviation into an impeccable crystal coupe
guy: i’m not gonna buy into woke gender ideology
same guy: this cup is a girl
same guy: this cup is a girl
August 30, 2023 at 11:41 PM
I am secure in my masculinity as I delicately pour my Aviation into an impeccable crystal coupe
I love Scully, but after episode three she should have just started believing Mulder. Very obvious that his weird shit is correct at that point
August 30, 2023 at 2:28 AM
I love Scully, but after episode three she should have just started believing Mulder. Very obvious that his weird shit is correct at that point
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Where do you go for good stories? Any medium!
August 29, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Where do you go for good stories? Any medium!
What if I just left work
August 29, 2023 at 12:36 PM
What if I just left work
Just saw a post that used a screenshot from YTMND and I feel like my MKULTRA trigger just got activated
August 29, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Just saw a post that used a screenshot from YTMND and I feel like my MKULTRA trigger just got activated
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I’m part of a micro-generation of people who were too young for the original G.I. Joe cartoon, but were the perfect age to have PORKCHOP SANDWICHES seared into our minds forever.
August 29, 2023 at 2:32 AM
I’m part of a micro-generation of people who were too young for the original G.I. Joe cartoon, but were the perfect age to have PORKCHOP SANDWICHES seared into our minds forever.
Hot dog pizza
August 25, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Hot dog pizza
The best cities in America, the ones that have character and soul, all share something in common: they’re a little bit shitty
August 25, 2023 at 1:05 AM
The best cities in America, the ones that have character and soul, all share something in common: they’re a little bit shitty
Had a craving at work today for a cigarette and an ice cold domestic lager
August 22, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Had a craving at work today for a cigarette and an ice cold domestic lager
Waving my hand below the walls of the bathroom stall to the guy next to me. Just wanna make sure he knows he’s not alone if he needs anything #empathy
August 21, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Waving my hand below the walls of the bathroom stall to the guy next to me. Just wanna make sure he knows he’s not alone if he needs anything #empathy
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You know what I put “on God?” My prayers. Think about it, zoomers. Also, all of my reprehensible actions and failures. I put those “on God” as well.
August 17, 2023 at 9:24 PM
You know what I put “on God?” My prayers. Think about it, zoomers. Also, all of my reprehensible actions and failures. I put those “on God” as well.