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self - proclaimed...
Pinned
⠀⠀ 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗧
IS STILL GOING TO
SOLVE YOUR
CASE !
the ' plague ' is just a placated state of mind, okay? hashtag Built Different, as the sparklings may say. gen S .
i will simply continue to work through it. 100
~◇
May 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
( leaning against a ship's doorframe, arms crossed, helm tilted against the door's side.
he's got theories brewing around his helm.
but he's not sure mecha would like to hear them . .

audials twitch rhythmically against the door like drummer's sticks . )
~◇
May 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
BULLOCKS ..!!
he's left his favorite
Thinking Monocles scattered all about .....
HE USES THOSE TO HELP THINK!! THEY ALL EVEN HAVE A FANCY LITTLE GOLD CHAIN TO THEIR MONOCULAR MONOCLE !!

THIS SIMPLY CANNOT DO !

it is TIME to RETRACE HIS STEPS !!
May 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
( nightbeat ? forget ANY details, especially the IMPORTANT ones? ESPECIALLY
ABOUT
THE . IMPORTANT . ONES??
in his SNOOPY LIFE ?
NEVER in his golden stars, i daresay!
he shall wager his visor upon that, my good fellow !
~◇ )
April 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
( DIIIIIIIID
SOMEBOT SAY..
✨️ INVESTIGATE ✨️ ?
Forsooth, he is prepared to two-step tango with any who possess the will; & if they lack a means, by all that is holy, he shall procure it for them!
yet, should they lack the will? ah, that is truly disconcerting ! ~◇
April 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
hmmmmm..
i've got this. Feeling .
deep inside of me .
deep inside of me, ow ! 😺
that you just can't control your feet !
whenever you hear that beat !
🎼 ~ ◇ !
April 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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paging doctor beat! emergency emergency! paging doctor beat! emergency emergency!
April 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
you are absolutely correct; thus, it is incumbent upon machines such as ourselves to perform our duties. somebot must rise in defense of these unfortunate beings; for if no one does, who shall?
i extend my heartfelt gratitude to you, esteemed Ultra Magnus.
in times of sorrow, one may find it all too
April 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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mourn no longer .

nightbeat . it is alright .

the . . . chipmunk has found a better place to exist in .

( a giant servo rests on that of nightbeat's shoulder . . .

reassurance .

they try to be reassuring . )

April 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
[ crying over a few berries & seeds ]
he was still foraging....
.... he wasn't even finished...
........... he wasn't even ready..
[ CHIPMUUUUUUNK 😭😭😭😭!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
[ has investigated far more grisly fates before without as much of an optic bat, but ..
... chipmunk... ] ◇
April 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
questions, my dear aerial ally, are intended for those in pursuit of answers or validation to matters they are yet unacquainted with
i am already possessed of all the pertinent facts regarding this matter — your matter. if each suspect were endowed with the identical comprehensive case file, no
. . . are you - investigating the death of “roadkill” ?
you know that happens a lot everyday , right ?

[ helm tilting ,
optics narrowing . ]

why am I suddenly cleared ?
you haven’t asked me a single query .
[ ... faux flamboyance.
hailing from a house of harm. intrinsically nurturing of those without it, depriving of self . fawns for the ill . ]
. . .
you are cleared for this investigation .
congratulations !

[ moving on to examine the rest ] ◇
April 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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DO NOT PLAY COY WITH THE CRUSHING OF A CHIPMUNK. THIS IS A CRIMINAL CASE. HONOR THE FALLEN !!
April 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
[ ... faux flamboyance.
hailing from a house of harm. intrinsically nurturing of those without it, depriving of self . fawns for the ill . ]
. . .
you are cleared for this investigation .
congratulations !

[ moving on to examine the rest ] ◇
April 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the last whereabouts of a chipmunk.
do you know them . ◇
April 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
primus- NnnOOOoOOOOOoOOOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
[ RUSHING ONTO THE SCENE, making wee-woo noises with his mouth. unnecessary ass front flip over the caution tape before falling to his knees in mourning ]
.... this may be the case that breaks me, red alert .

[ chipmunk .. ]

( placing traffic cones around a ran - over chipmunk on the street.
shaking his helm, drowning in somber as he unravels the yellow tape & traces a chalkline around its crumpled, tiny form.
from now on, until justice can be served, this is a no cross zone . )

.... someone. will Pay .

April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
THAT'S EXEMPLARY! I LOVE THAT FOR YOU ! ◇
April 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
flexibility is no easy feat. you almost make me jealous, dear ~◇

.
.....
.....
i guess it's-
..... it's not.
Too horrible of a song...
........ then...
( only cares because nightbeat does )
April 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
. . . - ◇
April 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
. .
very well, then . -◇
April 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
if you darlings wish to relieve me of my WAP upon my explanatory plate, so that i may concentrate my efforts on Sigma, Ohio, & the gents, i would be ever SO grateful -- !
.. i'm begging . - ◇
April 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
ah, indeed, those are- ... they are most exemplary instances, ultra magnus
i must note, my auditory faculties remain.. splendidly intact, which is- quite splendid, i must say. this is.
truly grand. i- well, you see, i- ah.
i shall delve into that matter- for you, indeed. Extensively... ( alas... )
April 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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wap .

sigma .

ohio skibidi rizz .

April 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
......... 💧 -
April 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i must say, i hold a particular fondness for that delightful 'Red Alert' tune!
it is indeed a spirited little melody!
however, i can understand why it might not sit well with some; its message might be perceived in the inverse, given its jaunty rhythm & nearly exhaustive exuberant tone . .
April 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM