ɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ .
@stressedbureaucrat.bsky.social
Pinned
lemons.
hiding practically all my muses.
besides slamdance. you can beat him up.
for some reason i feel like he deserves it.
hiding practically all my muses.
besides slamdance. you can beat him up.
for some reason i feel like he deserves it.
flower⠀𑁍⠀girl she only attacks men soooooooooooooooo
October 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
lemons.
hiding practically all my muses.
besides slamdance. you can beat him up.
for some reason i feel like he deserves it.
hiding practically all my muses.
besides slamdance. you can beat him up.
for some reason i feel like he deserves it.
Reposted by ɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ .
October 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
{{ HIIIEEE
October 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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( they simply stare at the box
upon their desk . servos at the
sides of it as it drills a hole
into it with just their stare
alone .ᐟ ( not really . they're just
staring very hard . ) . )
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( they simply stare at the box
upon their desk . servos at the
sides of it as it drills a hole
into it with just their stare
alone .ᐟ ( not really . they're just
staring very hard . ) . )
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October 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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( they simply stare at the box
upon their desk . servos at the
sides of it as it drills a hole
into it with just their stare
alone .ᐟ ( not really . they're just
staring very hard . ) . )
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( they simply stare at the box
upon their desk . servos at the
sides of it as it drills a hole
into it with just their stare
alone .ᐟ ( not really . they're just
staring very hard . ) . )
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Reposted by ɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ .
PAR-TAY ON THE LOST LIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT!!!!!
EVERYONE IS INVITED. YES, EVERYONE. NO WEAPONS, NO BRIEFCASES, BOOZE PROVIDED!!!!
EVERYONE IS INVITED. YES, EVERYONE. NO WEAPONS, NO BRIEFCASES, BOOZE PROVIDED!!!!
September 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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( they ponder over doing workload A .
or workload B .
decisions, decisions . )
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( they ponder over doing workload A .
or workload B .
decisions, decisions . )
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August 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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( they ponder over doing workload A .
or workload B .
decisions, decisions . )
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( they ponder over doing workload A .
or workload B .
decisions, decisions . )
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Reposted by ɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ .
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( a digit twitches . optics are taking a moment to open groggily . . .
purring has . . . not ceased . )
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( a digit twitches . optics are taking a moment to open groggily . . .
purring has . . . not ceased . )
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( FIGHT THE CUTENESS AGGRESSION.
very very VERY gently stroking their helm, trying so hard to not wake them. )
very very VERY gently stroking their helm, trying so hard to not wake them. )
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( the faintest of smiles is ever on their lips . . .
even louder purring . . . )
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( the faintest of smiles is ever on their lips . . .
even louder purring . . . )
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July 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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( a digit twitches . optics are taking a moment to open groggily . . .
purring has . . . not ceased . )
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( a digit twitches . optics are taking a moment to open groggily . . .
purring has . . . not ceased . )
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( the faintest of smiles is ever on their lips . . .
even louder purring . . . )
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( the faintest of smiles is ever on their lips . . .
even louder purring . . . )
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( reciprocating with a gentle purr of his own. he must have a super dopey expression right now, just admiring minimus. )
⠀
( their grip with one servo clenches around that of their lover just a tad bit more firmly . helm shifting to rest comfortably close to her chassis . )
( purr . . . )
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( their grip with one servo clenches around that of their lover just a tad bit more firmly . helm shifting to rest comfortably close to her chassis . )
( purr . . . )
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July 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
⠀
( the faintest of smiles is ever on their lips . . .
even louder purring . . . )
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( the faintest of smiles is ever on their lips . . .
even louder purring . . . )
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⠀
( their grip with one servo clenches around that of their lover just a tad bit more firmly . helm shifting to rest comfortably close to her chassis . )
( purr . . . )
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( their grip with one servo clenches around that of their lover just a tad bit more firmly . helm shifting to rest comfortably close to her chassis . )
( purr . . . )
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( committing that sound to memory. holy shit that's cute.
wrapping her arms so gently around them. no way she's sleeping now. )
wrapping her arms so gently around them. no way she's sleeping now. )
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( purring, yes ! ! !
they're purring, in their sleep, all while they cling onto rodimus . )
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( purring, yes ! ! !
they're purring, in their sleep, all while they cling onto rodimus . )
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July 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
⠀
( their grip with one servo clenches around that of their lover just a tad bit more firmly . helm shifting to rest comfortably close to her chassis . )
( purr . . . )
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( their grip with one servo clenches around that of their lover just a tad bit more firmly . helm shifting to rest comfortably close to her chassis . )
( purr . . . )
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( purring, yes ! ! !
they're purring, in their sleep, all while they cling onto rodimus . )
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( purring, yes ! ! !
they're purring, in their sleep, all while they cling onto rodimus . )
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( WIDE OPTICS. staring down, practically holding herself entirely still. purring. minimus purrs. omg. omg. omg. )
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( not yet .
but the snuggling has them
PURRING .
just subtly . )
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( not yet .
but the snuggling has them
PURRING .
just subtly . )
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July 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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( purring, yes ! ! !
they're purring, in their sleep, all while they cling onto rodimus . )
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( purring, yes ! ! !
they're purring, in their sleep, all while they cling onto rodimus . )
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⠀
( not yet .
but the snuggling has them
PURRING .
just subtly . )
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( not yet .
but the snuggling has them
PURRING .
just subtly . )
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( quiet, upset chatting over comms with someone, but snuggling up. sorry if she wakes them. )
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( come mimimimmi with them, yes . . . )
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( come mimimimmi with them, yes . . . )
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July 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
⠀
( not yet .
but the snuggling has them
PURRING .
just subtly . )
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( not yet .
but the snuggling has them
PURRING .
just subtly . )
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( come mimimimmi with them, yes . . . )
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( come mimimimmi with them, yes . . . )
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( glancing back every now & again. ok, fine. it's clean enough. coming over to the berth, scooting in ... )
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( uh - uh . they're sleeping . )
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( uh - uh . they're sleeping . )
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July 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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( come mimimimmi with them, yes . . . )
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( come mimimimmi with them, yes . . . )
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( uh - uh . they're sleeping . )
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( uh - uh . they're sleeping . )
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( if minimus peeks, they'll see that she's quietly cleaning up. not that it's messy, but it's certainly not tidy like their hab is. )
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( what is she doing . . . )
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( what is she doing . . . )
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July 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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( uh - uh . they're sleeping . )
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( uh - uh . they're sleeping . )
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( what is she doing . . . )
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( what is she doing . . . )
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( if rodimus noticed, she didn't say anything. shuffling around the room doing who knows what. )
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( optics open for a brief moment .
then shut .
they're asleep, prommie . )
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( optics open for a brief moment .
then shut .
they're asleep, prommie . )
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July 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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( what is she doing . . . )
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( what is she doing . . . )
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( optics open for a brief moment .
then shut .
they're asleep, prommie . )
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( optics open for a brief moment .
then shut .
they're asleep, prommie . )
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( gazing down at them. siiighhhh. 💓.
opening the door to her habsuite up, closing it behind, and bringing minimus over to the berth.
gently gently laying them down .. )
opening the door to her habsuite up, closing it behind, and bringing minimus over to the berth.
gently gently laying them down .. )
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( slumped against that of their lover .
ragdolling around with the gentle hold . . . )
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( slumped against that of their lover .
ragdolling around with the gentle hold . . . )
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July 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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( optics open for a brief moment .
then shut .
they're asleep, prommie . )
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( optics open for a brief moment .
then shut .
they're asleep, prommie . )
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( slumped against that of their lover .
ragdolling around with the gentle hold . . . )
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( slumped against that of their lover .
ragdolling around with the gentle hold . . . )
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( bridal carrying them to her habsuite this time around. they don't need magnus's big bed!! )
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( as peaceful as a brick wall . )
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( as peaceful as a brick wall . )
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July 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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( slumped against that of their lover .
ragdolling around with the gentle hold . . . )
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( slumped against that of their lover .
ragdolling around with the gentle hold . . . )
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( as peaceful as a brick wall . )
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( as peaceful as a brick wall . )
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( who knows how much time has passed. rodimus doesn't REALLY wake them up, but slowly lifts them up into her arms. )
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( at just the right time too .
minimus is practically honk shoo'ing on the couch .
mimimimimi . )
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( at just the right time too .
minimus is practically honk shoo'ing on the couch .
mimimimimi . )
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July 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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( as peaceful as a brick wall . )
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( as peaceful as a brick wall . )
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( at just the right time too .
minimus is practically honk shoo'ing on the couch .
mimimimimi . )
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( at just the right time too .
minimus is practically honk shoo'ing on the couch .
mimimimimi . )
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( heh. figured it out. rodimus mentally praises herself over getting minimus to rest for even a little while. it's curious again how rodimus is actually working.
the ship has been abuzz lately. )
the ship has been abuzz lately. )
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( plopping down .
optics squinting . . .
they were tired, but they didn't believe it was that noticeable . their helm bobs up and down in a lazy nod . optics slowly closing . )
alright .
. . .
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( plopping down .
optics squinting . . .
they were tired, but they didn't believe it was that noticeable . their helm bobs up and down in a lazy nod . optics slowly closing . )
alright .
. . .
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July 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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( at just the right time too .
minimus is practically honk shoo'ing on the couch .
mimimimimi . )
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( at just the right time too .
minimus is practically honk shoo'ing on the couch .
mimimimimi . )
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( plopping down .
optics squinting . . .
they were tired, but they didn't believe it was that noticeable . their helm bobs up and down in a lazy nod . optics slowly closing . )
alright .
. . .
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( plopping down .
optics squinting . . .
they were tired, but they didn't believe it was that noticeable . their helm bobs up and down in a lazy nod . optics slowly closing . )
alright .
. . .
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here, uh, let me—
( getting up to drag over the little couch she keeps in her office. right beside the desk! )
i'll wake you up when i'm done, yeah?
( getting up to drag over the little couch she keeps in her office. right beside the desk! )
i'll wake you up when i'm done, yeah?
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( they nod, keeping quiet once more .
do not let them be a hinder to her work, pretend they're not here, actually . )
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( they nod, keeping quiet once more .
do not let them be a hinder to her work, pretend they're not here, actually . )
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July 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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( plopping down .
optics squinting . . .
they were tired, but they didn't believe it was that noticeable . their helm bobs up and down in a lazy nod . optics slowly closing . )
alright .
. . .
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( plopping down .
optics squinting . . .
they were tired, but they didn't believe it was that noticeable . their helm bobs up and down in a lazy nod . optics slowly closing . )
alright .
. . .
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