Dodger Greywing
@dodgergreywing.bsky.social
Trans Man (He/Him) | 34 | Married | Cat and Dog Dad | Pharmaceutical Manufacturing | Hoosier | Furry
My husband thought he was gonna install a trailer hitch all by himself.
Naw, homie, you ain't crawling under 2 tons of metal and lithium battery without supervision.
Naw, homie, you ain't crawling under 2 tons of metal and lithium battery without supervision.
May 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My husband thought he was gonna install a trailer hitch all by himself.
Naw, homie, you ain't crawling under 2 tons of metal and lithium battery without supervision.
Naw, homie, you ain't crawling under 2 tons of metal and lithium battery without supervision.
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HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
My Reddit account is suspended for two days because I said incels should put up or shut up and get shot in the face for tryna fuck around.
Lol okay.
Swear to God if incels permanently cost me my nearly 15-year-old account, I'm gonna go feral.
Lol okay.
Swear to God if incels permanently cost me my nearly 15-year-old account, I'm gonna go feral.
May 18, 2025 at 9:36 AM
My Reddit account is suspended for two days because I said incels should put up or shut up and get shot in the face for tryna fuck around.
Lol okay.
Swear to God if incels permanently cost me my nearly 15-year-old account, I'm gonna go feral.
Lol okay.
Swear to God if incels permanently cost me my nearly 15-year-old account, I'm gonna go feral.
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You just traveled to the Middle East, Donald. They let you go, no issues.
May 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You just traveled to the Middle East, Donald. They let you go, no issues.
My beautiful boy
May 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My beautiful boy
My parents' birthdays are two days apart, and remembering which is which is A Trial.
May 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My parents' birthdays are two days apart, and remembering which is which is A Trial.
Trying to explain Skyrim and its mods to my Boomer mother.
Jesus take the wheel.
Jesus take the wheel.
March 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Trying to explain Skyrim and its mods to my Boomer mother.
Jesus take the wheel.
Jesus take the wheel.
Trying to get my ma to play Skyrim.
March 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Trying to get my ma to play Skyrim.
My husband is washing the cars. So shiny and clean!
February 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My husband is washing the cars. So shiny and clean!
The 101st was deployed on US soil.
I'm just happy my grandfather isn't alive to see that.
I'm just happy my grandfather isn't alive to see that.
February 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The 101st was deployed on US soil.
I'm just happy my grandfather isn't alive to see that.
I'm just happy my grandfather isn't alive to see that.
My husband trying to teach me how to be an adult. God damn, no one taught me this nonsense! How was I supposed to know?
February 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My husband trying to teach me how to be an adult. God damn, no one taught me this nonsense! How was I supposed to know?
Accidentally sprayed myself in the face with a bunch of Gardasil today, so that was cool and good.
That'll learn me to use the depressurization chamber.
That'll learn me to use the depressurization chamber.
February 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Accidentally sprayed myself in the face with a bunch of Gardasil today, so that was cool and good.
That'll learn me to use the depressurization chamber.
That'll learn me to use the depressurization chamber.
Put in an application with the AFL-CIO to—hopefully—unionize at my company.
February 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Put in an application with the AFL-CIO to—hopefully—unionize at my company.
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Sadly, this is totally relevant to Americans today.
January 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sadly, this is totally relevant to Americans today.
Broke down and angry-cried in the clean room today. We were given an absolute hot mess of equipment, and my boss just wasn't getting it over the phone. I started sobbing and yelled, "I'm frustrated and no one is listening to me!"
Got me some results, so there's that.
Got me some results, so there's that.
January 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Broke down and angry-cried in the clean room today. We were given an absolute hot mess of equipment, and my boss just wasn't getting it over the phone. I started sobbing and yelled, "I'm frustrated and no one is listening to me!"
Got me some results, so there's that.
Got me some results, so there's that.
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JD Vance went MIA for two months, then came back with a statement that immediately pissed MAGAs off.
What is your game, JD?
What is your game, JD?
January 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
JD Vance went MIA for two months, then came back with a statement that immediately pissed MAGAs off.
What is your game, JD?
What is your game, JD?
My husband just paid off my student loans.
I don't even know what to say. I don't know how I got so lucky to find him, but I thank the universe every day that I did.
I don't even know what to say. I don't know how I got so lucky to find him, but I thank the universe every day that I did.
January 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My husband just paid off my student loans.
I don't even know what to say. I don't know how I got so lucky to find him, but I thank the universe every day that I did.
I don't even know what to say. I don't know how I got so lucky to find him, but I thank the universe every day that I did.
Just ate an Arby's gyro, a Beef 'n' Cheddar, and 6 mozzarella sticks.
Dear God, so much food.
Dear God, so much food.
January 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just ate an Arby's gyro, a Beef 'n' Cheddar, and 6 mozzarella sticks.
Dear God, so much food.
Dear God, so much food.
Bird Dog struggled so hard in the snow, but the old girl got me home safe.
January 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Bird Dog struggled so hard in the snow, but the old girl got me home safe.
WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?!
January 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?!
I know this is satirical, but I had neighbors like this once. The slamming and wailing started at 1 am and went until 5 am.
I nearly committed murder.
I nearly committed murder.
January 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I know this is satirical, but I had neighbors like this once. The slamming and wailing started at 1 am and went until 5 am.
I nearly committed murder.
I nearly committed murder.
Just saw a dude walking his husky, except I didn't see the man or the leash at first. I thought for sure there was a wolf walking up my street.
January 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just saw a dude walking his husky, except I didn't see the man or the leash at first. I thought for sure there was a wolf walking up my street.