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Doctor Bombay
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From Tripoli to Timbuktu, I beg, I plead, I beseech of you. Another moment do not stay, Come to me, come to me, Dr. Bombay!
I am finally watching Schitts Creek (I am always late to the party)

I enjoyed the whole Cabaret story arc so much I needed to watch the movie

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome... Leave your troubles outside

Thank you for stopping by my Doom Scrolling Break have a lovely day
January 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Doom scroll break!

This morning whilst working with the cat on my lap (as one does) I let out a thunderous *BURP*.

Not gonna lie it snuck up on me *pardon me*

The cat looked at me like I’d turned into a T-Rex and bounced

He’s probably writing me a bad review on an app for cat dads
January 23, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Help establish a record. ICE out Cameras out.
January 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
So this door dasher in tears is “the worst of the worst” ?

I hope these ICE Nazis understand, one way or another they will face a reckoning one day.

Eventually people are gonna stop playing nice with these goons

Terrorizing people to protect a child rapist

Shameful vile fuckers
Trump’s America is Nazi Germany.

Run by soulless ghouls.
Cheered on by soulless ghouls.
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
One of Us

All of You

If if quacks like nazi and marches like a Nazi

It’s a fucking Nazi!

MAGA is nothing and I mean NOTHING but child rapists and Nazis

The Republican Party is dead.

Let’s put the Fun in funeral
January 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This is not where I thought Wakonda was located

Oh man I was wayyy off
December 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I had a dream that Lizzo and Jack White made an album together

Reality feels lesser now because this doesn’t exist
December 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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This absolutely needs to be a campaign. The UK and the EU (Germany especially,) need to get all government business OFF of X. Start with that and charities and other organizations will follow.
Come to BlueSky. Cut off the oxygen at X.
Nothing is more symbolic of Europe's inherent weakness of resolve - EU and UK - than the failure of governments and institutions to leave X/Twitter en masse. It's easier to stay, so stay they do. Pathetic.
First, leave X. Leave X. Now.
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Can anyone explain the need for people in the south to add Southern to titles?

Southern Liberals
Southern Christian’s
Etc

Is this some sort of half ass commitment or something? Like a part time asshole?

I’ve never heard someone say I’m a North Western Republican

Liberals
Christian’s
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.

From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
At work I had to assist someone named Collin Robinson for a couple of hours today

Took me about zero seconds to start talking like Nandor

He’s never seen the show, this was WAY more fun for me than him.

He was a good chap about it though

I’m an idiot I know, but I’m an entertained idiot
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
One bad holiday season and you watch how fast ceos start pulling on the leashes of the politicians they own

Don’t buy anything outside of the essential’s.

For real have an arts n crafts holiday or just celebrate it later?

Chill these holidays and save democracy
Come on everyone, your flight will be delayed it cancelled anyway, and you're just buying gifts "because"
Stop all of it, help local families eat for the week with the money you'd spend on just one meal (a meal to celebrate genocide? Fuck that)

No Black Friday---not one transaction
Hi everyone!! As the holidays approach, it is time for a mass boycott!

Just imagine the impact if people didn’t flood Amazon with holiday orders this year?? If the economy didn’t boom these last two months with billions in sales as it usually does??

Please share this everywhere!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Thank YOU!

This feels like being introverted and having a partner who will absolutely lay down the law when I don’t get my extra pickles

Take note Dems this is how you tell the waitress you don’t want that shit sandwich
@neguse.house.gov gives a lesson on how to reframe a journalist’s stupid question about #SNAP! 💪🏼
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Look when I say

“Tell your dog I said Hi”

I meant that shit, don’t let me find out you didn’t.

Capisce?
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Hey.

Time on social media will not meaningfully increase your capacity to help combat the horrors.

If all it's doing for you is making you feel the horrors more deeply and constantly, please know that you are under no obligation to do that to yourself.
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Why So Cagey?
October 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I needed a palate cleanser after falling into a doom scroll pit

Haven’t seen this in years, such a sweetly goofy flick.

“Okay, Jodie, I would never ordinally say this, but... is there any way you can get to a pound cake?”

Al Franken is an under appreciated Gem
October 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Roger Cobb:
“Just because my grandfather didn't rape the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant.

And it's not that he didn't want to rape the environment and exploit the workers, I'm sure he did.

It's just that as a barber, he didn't have that much opportunity".
October 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
October 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ok I think that’s enough doom scrolling for today.

At least I hope so, I am Le Tired
October 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I asked googles AI how old I would be in dog years

I’m not sure if I’m depressed about the answer or if I’m just going to lean into being a ancient being not to be trifled with

I’ll get back to you
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A question from my Sestra this morning

Sestra: “How long would I have to not respond for you to believe I had been RAPTURED?”

“I will never ever arrive at the conclusion you have been RAPTURED”

Sestra: “Dude!”

“Me being pregnant with Bigfoots baby as more basis in reality”
September 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’m seeing a lot of posts about the rapture today

I don’t need to know why but I do humbly request someone let me know when it happens. Ok?
September 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM