brb becoming ungovernable
June 28, 2024 at 3:44 PM
brb becoming ungovernable
"to die unsung would really bring you down"
WAIT TURN THE CAR AROUND IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN A SUICIDE
WAIT TURN THE CAR AROUND IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN A SUICIDE
June 23, 2024 at 10:11 PM
"to die unsung would really bring you down"
WAIT TURN THE CAR AROUND IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN A SUICIDE
WAIT TURN THE CAR AROUND IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN A SUICIDE
DRAPER: Tourists can get beaches anywhere. What they actually want is to experience something unique. Something where they can go back home and tell their coworkers "I did this, and you didn't".
AQUIDNECK ISLAND: *nods pensively*
DRAPER: Aquidneck Island has that type of experience. Here it is.
AQUIDNECK ISLAND: *nods pensively*
DRAPER: Aquidneck Island has that type of experience. Here it is.
June 22, 2024 at 5:11 PM
DRAPER: Tourists can get beaches anywhere. What they actually want is to experience something unique. Something where they can go back home and tell their coworkers "I did this, and you didn't".
AQUIDNECK ISLAND: *nods pensively*
DRAPER: Aquidneck Island has that type of experience. Here it is.
AQUIDNECK ISLAND: *nods pensively*
DRAPER: Aquidneck Island has that type of experience. Here it is.
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YOOO KENDRICK BROUGHT OUT DANISH ATOMIC PHYSICIST NIEHLS BOHR
June 20, 2024 at 9:04 PM
YOOO KENDRICK BROUGHT OUT DANISH ATOMIC PHYSICIST NIEHLS BOHR
made tacos on a Tuesday and have consequently become a calvinist
June 18, 2024 at 10:44 PM
made tacos on a Tuesday and have consequently become a calvinist
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DOOF
TRAM
TRAM
June 18, 2024 at 5:41 PM
DOOF
TRAM
TRAM
wild how head coaches from rhode island have won more NBA titles this year than all other head coaches combined
June 18, 2024 at 1:00 PM
wild how head coaches from rhode island have won more NBA titles this year than all other head coaches combined
please don't drag us in to another one of these conversations
I'll see myself out
I'll see myself out
June 17, 2024 at 3:34 PM
please don't drag us in to another one of these conversations
I'll see myself out
I'll see myself out
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After asking the government (or private foundations) to pay for the costs of doing research, we conduct the research and write papers about it that our peers review for free, then we donate those papers to for-profit companies that sell them back to us at high prices. This is considered normal.
ok i have another quote tweet prompt. what's something, big or small, related to your job or hobby, that most people don't know that you would like to have them know? it can be a concept, a piece of history, some vocabulary, or something else.
June 16, 2024 at 10:57 PM
After asking the government (or private foundations) to pay for the costs of doing research, we conduct the research and write papers about it that our peers review for free, then we donate those papers to for-profit companies that sell them back to us at high prices. This is considered normal.
complained to a colleague about the cost of plywood
June 16, 2024 at 12:21 PM
complained to a colleague about the cost of plywood
"hoho! not so easy to make uniforms that don't suck ass after all, is it?"
-fanatics, probably
-fanatics, probably
June 15, 2024 at 7:50 PM
"hoho! not so easy to make uniforms that don't suck ass after all, is it?"
-fanatics, probably
-fanatics, probably
if you ever have considered hosting a birthday party for your soon-to-be 7-year old and all his friends please know it is easier to cut out the middle man and simply set off a batch of fireworks inside your house
June 15, 2024 at 7:46 PM
if you ever have considered hosting a birthday party for your soon-to-be 7-year old and all his friends please know it is easier to cut out the middle man and simply set off a batch of fireworks inside your house
going sicko mode*
*slicing up a tomato, sprinkling a little salt on that bad boy
*slicing up a tomato, sprinkling a little salt on that bad boy
June 14, 2024 at 4:37 PM
going sicko mode*
*slicing up a tomato, sprinkling a little salt on that bad boy
*slicing up a tomato, sprinkling a little salt on that bad boy
dunks are good and fun. it's the cornerstone of my campaign
June 13, 2024 at 4:09 PM
dunks are good and fun. it's the cornerstone of my campaign
id like to add that don orsillo is a great play by play guy who somehow also manages to engender white hot hate in me when he's calling games for a team I dislike
June 9, 2024 at 11:34 PM
id like to add that don orsillo is a great play by play guy who somehow also manages to engender white hot hate in me when he's calling games for a team I dislike
1. padres (inexplicably more than the giants. that's what's iiiinnnnnn)
2. giants (contractually obligated, awful tech bros)
3. d-backs (more like d-bags amirite)
4. Rockies (nothing but respect for larry walker)
2. giants (contractually obligated, awful tech bros)
3. d-backs (more like d-bags amirite)
4. Rockies (nothing but respect for larry walker)
Baseball fans, rank how much you hate your division rivals.
1. Philly (burning hatred)
2. NYM (burning hatred but I can laugh at them more often)
3. Nats (I have very few negative feelings since Harper left plus as a kid I loved the Expos hats)
4. Marlins (obviously, totally benign)
1. Philly (burning hatred)
2. NYM (burning hatred but I can laugh at them more often)
3. Nats (I have very few negative feelings since Harper left plus as a kid I loved the Expos hats)
4. Marlins (obviously, totally benign)
June 9, 2024 at 11:26 PM
1. padres (inexplicably more than the giants. that's what's iiiinnnnnn)
2. giants (contractually obligated, awful tech bros)
3. d-backs (more like d-bags amirite)
4. Rockies (nothing but respect for larry walker)
2. giants (contractually obligated, awful tech bros)
3. d-backs (more like d-bags amirite)
4. Rockies (nothing but respect for larry walker)
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(LIVE) through the ditches and
(LAUGH) through the witches and
(LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa
(LAUGH) through the witches and
(LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa
June 6, 2024 at 7:52 PM
(LIVE) through the ditches and
(LAUGH) through the witches and
(LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa
(LAUGH) through the witches and
(LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa
mavis beacon typing
June 6, 2024 at 11:36 PM
mavis beacon typing
napoli have just hired antonio conte
June 5, 2024 at 11:26 PM
napoli have just hired antonio conte
they got steely dan playing at the dentist's office. is this what people are referring to when they are talking about the singularity
June 5, 2024 at 8:46 PM
they got steely dan playing at the dentist's office. is this what people are referring to when they are talking about the singularity
miss rhode island is from woonsocket this year which means if part of the miss america contest involves assaulting somebody with a snow shovel she's got this thing locked up
May 31, 2024 at 7:17 PM
miss rhode island is from woonsocket this year which means if part of the miss america contest involves assaulting somebody with a snow shovel she's got this thing locked up
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The only people who've ever held Trump meaningfully accountable over the last nine years have been ordinary Americans and they've spent that entire time being lectured to and berated by elites who've failed to do anything.
March 25, 2024 at 3:47 PM
The only people who've ever held Trump meaningfully accountable over the last nine years have been ordinary Americans and they've spent that entire time being lectured to and berated by elites who've failed to do anything.
please, call me jed handelsman. mr. handelsman shugerman is my father's name
May 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
please, call me jed handelsman. mr. handelsman shugerman is my father's name
spurs win and arsenal fall short of the title?
May 19, 2024 at 6:16 PM
spurs win and arsenal fall short of the title?
0. me
1. shawn michaels
2. the WWE intercontinental championship
wait I forgot the assignment
1. shawn michaels
2. the WWE intercontinental championship
wait I forgot the assignment
Taking this prompt from Twitter because I think it's fun: How many handshakes does it take for you to get to Hitler?
0. me
1. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd
2. Elizabeth II
3. Edward VIII
4. Hitler
0. me
1. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd
2. Elizabeth II
3. Edward VIII
4. Hitler
May 10, 2024 at 7:27 PM
0. me
1. shawn michaels
2. the WWE intercontinental championship
wait I forgot the assignment
1. shawn michaels
2. the WWE intercontinental championship
wait I forgot the assignment