Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX)
@docscalpel.bsky.social
🛠️Doc Fortunas | Primal | Levi | WAR/SAM/VPR/RPR/DRG🛠️
🔗Former Garlean Infiltrator/Engineer - 👁️🗨️Void-touched Mad Scientist🥼
||He/him|| 21+||
||Here for shitposts and OC brainrot||
||Minors DNI||
|| DMs okay, but ditch the weird puritan Olympics.||
🔗Former Garlean Infiltrator/Engineer - 👁️🗨️Void-touched Mad Scientist🥼
||He/him|| 21+||
||Here for shitposts and OC brainrot||
||Minors DNI||
|| DMs okay, but ditch the weird puritan Olympics.||
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BSKY intro thread: FFXIV edition
🥼Character: Emil ̶m̶a̶l̶ nan Fortunas
🦈Server: Primal - Leviathan
⚔️/👘Main: VPR/SAM (also DRG, RPR, WAR)
🐉When did you start: Near the end of HW, right before StB patch
🗺️Favorite things to do in game: Exploring, FATEs, HC brainrot, mount/minion farm, amateur GPose
🥼Character: Emil ̶m̶a̶l̶ nan Fortunas
🦈Server: Primal - Leviathan
⚔️/👘Main: VPR/SAM (also DRG, RPR, WAR)
🐉When did you start: Near the end of HW, right before StB patch
🗺️Favorite things to do in game: Exploring, FATEs, HC brainrot, mount/minion farm, amateur GPose
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Former Special Counsel Jack Smith:
"I stand by my decisions as special counsel, including the decision to bring charges against President Trump. Our investigation developed proof beyond reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity... No one should be above the law".
"I stand by my decisions as special counsel, including the decision to bring charges against President Trump. Our investigation developed proof beyond reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity... No one should be above the law".
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Former Special Counsel Jack Smith:
"I stand by my decisions as special counsel, including the decision to bring charges against President Trump. Our investigation developed proof beyond reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity... No one should be above the law".
"I stand by my decisions as special counsel, including the decision to bring charges against President Trump. Our investigation developed proof beyond reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity... No one should be above the law".
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He feels drawn to the chanting hordes!
Listen to the full song "GO! ALEX! Hope is Born!" by anime song super band JAM Project JAM Project.
Listen to the full song "GO! ALEX! Hope is Born!" by anime song super band JAM Project JAM Project.
Street Fighter 6 Alex's Theme - Go! Alex! Hope is Born! by JAM Project
YouTube video by Street Fighter
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January 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
He feels drawn to the chanting hordes!
Listen to the full song "GO! ALEX! Hope is Born!" by anime song super band JAM Project JAM Project.
Listen to the full song "GO! ALEX! Hope is Born!" by anime song super band JAM Project JAM Project.
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Society needs to bring back that Pee-wee's Playhouse aesthetic. People don't go out anymore? Give them a reason to visit places. Make them look cool.
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Society needs to bring back that Pee-wee's Playhouse aesthetic. People don't go out anymore? Give them a reason to visit places. Make them look cool.
Consciously: Glazed Wrigglers. The Synthetic Fruit Pellets (aka: "slab of pink hexagons") are a close second.
Unconsciously: THE EA (no context given for this)
Unconsciously: THE EA (no context given for this)
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Consciously: Glazed Wrigglers. The Synthetic Fruit Pellets (aka: "slab of pink hexagons") are a close second.
Unconsciously: THE EA (no context given for this)
Unconsciously: THE EA (no context given for this)
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when ya find a new song and the amv thoughts hit immediately
January 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
when ya find a new song and the amv thoughts hit immediately
Bringing back ACTUAL "dungeon exploration" duties like in the old days, that includes reverting ones that have been streamlined into the new "it's just a straight line setpiece of pulls and minibosses because new players have the attention span of a gnat" format of the last three expansions.
#wolqotd | #wolquestion
This one is for the players!
SE has let you choose one old/removed mechanic to add back to the game (ex. Belts, TP, cross class skills, attribute materia, etc). What are you choosing?
This one is for the players!
SE has let you choose one old/removed mechanic to add back to the game (ex. Belts, TP, cross class skills, attribute materia, etc). What are you choosing?
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Bringing back ACTUAL "dungeon exploration" duties like in the old days, that includes reverting ones that have been streamlined into the new "it's just a straight line setpiece of pulls and minibosses because new players have the attention span of a gnat" format of the last three expansions.
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If a DOJ employee accidentally releases all the Epstein files, I promise that person that America will crowd-fund their legal representation and retirement.
January 17, 2026 at 3:14 PM
If a DOJ employee accidentally releases all the Epstein files, I promise that person that America will crowd-fund their legal representation and retirement.
Wow.
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Wow.
So I finally did the fortune thing and.....
....are you fucking kidding me?
....are you fucking kidding me?
January 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
So I finally did the fortune thing and.....
....are you fucking kidding me?
....are you fucking kidding me?
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55 Years of Kamen Rider Sketch
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
January 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
55 Years of Kamen Rider Sketch
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
Hellsing, Guilty Gear, D-Gray Man, various other late 90's early 2000's manga. What really solidified my chronic OC-pilled life was getting pulled into text-heavy MMORPGs and forum RP.
Knocking on your door for another #wolqotd, hi. What is a game, movie, book, tv show, anime or other piece of media that turned you into an obsessed rabid animal so bad that it made you go "I need to add something inspired by this to my OC"? 📝
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Hellsing, Guilty Gear, D-Gray Man, various other late 90's early 2000's manga. What really solidified my chronic OC-pilled life was getting pulled into text-heavy MMORPGs and forum RP.
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Even thrust into the role of a Hero and surrounded by friends,Emil is very secretive about his personal life, including sex/love-life, as doubt weighs heavy on him.
Is he allowed to have a love life?
To enjoy sex?
Is it against protocol?
What will others think?
Does he deserve it after everything?
Is he allowed to have a love life?
To enjoy sex?
Is it against protocol?
What will others think?
Does he deserve it after everything?
A #wolqotd from me;
How do your OC's handle talking about their sex lives amongst friends and mutuals? Do they avoid it? Relish, and embellish? Are they shy, or afraid of being judged for their proclivities of those around them?
I'll start-
How do your OC's handle talking about their sex lives amongst friends and mutuals? Do they avoid it? Relish, and embellish? Are they shy, or afraid of being judged for their proclivities of those around them?
I'll start-
January 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Even thrust into the role of a Hero and surrounded by friends,Emil is very secretive about his personal life, including sex/love-life, as doubt weighs heavy on him.
Is he allowed to have a love life?
To enjoy sex?
Is it against protocol?
What will others think?
Does he deserve it after everything?
Is he allowed to have a love life?
To enjoy sex?
Is it against protocol?
What will others think?
Does he deserve it after everything?
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one of my favorite brick jokes in anime is the revelation that YYH's narrator- who's been with us since episode 1- was, in fact, George, the entire time
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
one of my favorite brick jokes in anime is the revelation that YYH's narrator- who's been with us since episode 1- was, in fact, George, the entire time
Emil's a solid 9-10. It was his bread and butter as a (former) agent of Garlemald. How else could he manage to sneak into Eorzea and convince the Scions he was some fresh faced adventurer. He and Thancred even had an espionage game of cat and also cat going before his eventual heel-face turn.
#wolqotd on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being clumsy mess that alerts the enemy with the clapping of them cheeks and 10 being I AM THE NIGHT, how stealthy is your WoL/OC? Could they get in/out of a location absolutely undetected or they have the diva genes and can't function without making an entrance
January 11, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Emil's a solid 9-10. It was his bread and butter as a (former) agent of Garlemald. How else could he manage to sneak into Eorzea and convince the Scions he was some fresh faced adventurer. He and Thancred even had an espionage game of cat and also cat going before his eventual heel-face turn.
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never kill yourself
January 1, 2026 at 1:59 AM
never kill yourself
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Reminder that terms like degenerate are nazi dogwhistles
god i need people to stop saying porn-brained and degenerate like YESTERDAY. stop saying nazi shit
December 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Reminder that terms like degenerate are nazi dogwhistles
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Last day to post this
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Last day to post this
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some new joker charms for magfest 🃏
December 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
some new joker charms for magfest 🃏