Doctor Pickles
@docpickles.bsky.social
I'm a doctor and a pickle. Maybe not a doctor. Maybe not a pickle.
You know what show I'd like to see? Gordon Ramsays Average Meals.
He takes a week, watches a family cook, and then offers suggestions on how to make their food better within a reasonable budget.
Yeah, fresh veggies every night would be great - but how do I make canned a bit better?
He takes a week, watches a family cook, and then offers suggestions on how to make their food better within a reasonable budget.
Yeah, fresh veggies every night would be great - but how do I make canned a bit better?
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
You know what show I'd like to see? Gordon Ramsays Average Meals.
He takes a week, watches a family cook, and then offers suggestions on how to make their food better within a reasonable budget.
Yeah, fresh veggies every night would be great - but how do I make canned a bit better?
He takes a week, watches a family cook, and then offers suggestions on how to make their food better within a reasonable budget.
Yeah, fresh veggies every night would be great - but how do I make canned a bit better?
Well fuck... Can anyone in Las Vegas take in my crazy ass SIL for a night until we can drive from Missouri to get her?
Not expecting anything, and the shelters aren't taking her.
But if you're willing it would be nice.
Not expecting anything, and the shelters aren't taking her.
But if you're willing it would be nice.
January 16, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Well fuck... Can anyone in Las Vegas take in my crazy ass SIL for a night until we can drive from Missouri to get her?
Not expecting anything, and the shelters aren't taking her.
But if you're willing it would be nice.
Not expecting anything, and the shelters aren't taking her.
But if you're willing it would be nice.
The chemo makes me sick as hell, but I'll be damned if I can't get down on some tacos anyway.
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The chemo makes me sick as hell, but I'll be damned if I can't get down on some tacos anyway.
Finally ordered myself a basic Meshtastic device. Got one with a big battery. Nobody around me has any that I can tell, but Kansas City is bound to have a few along the way.
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Finally ordered myself a basic Meshtastic device. Got one with a big battery. Nobody around me has any that I can tell, but Kansas City is bound to have a few along the way.
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Amaz0n has Kraft Mac cup 4-packs for $2.34---less than half price. These are the ones that only need water (no butter/milk), and my local food pantry wanted them even though the best-by date is May'26 (less than the usual 6m) bc they're so useful. www.amazon.com/dp/B000YG6TL...
Amazon.com: Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Macaroni and Cheese Dinner, 4 ct Pack, 2.05 oz Cups
Amazon.com: Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Macaroni and Cheese Dinner, 4 ct Pack, 2.05 oz Cups
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November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Amaz0n has Kraft Mac cup 4-packs for $2.34---less than half price. These are the ones that only need water (no butter/milk), and my local food pantry wanted them even though the best-by date is May'26 (less than the usual 6m) bc they're so useful. www.amazon.com/dp/B000YG6TL...
And my hair is falling out… lovely.
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
And my hair is falling out… lovely.
And that’s my first chemo infusion done.
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
And that’s my first chemo infusion done.
The new Steam Machine looks like an Ouya more than a GameCube.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The new Steam Machine looks like an Ouya more than a GameCube.
Just got back from seeing (most) of "Die My Love". I'm very happy I didn't have to pay for it - because I walked out. There might be something in there for someone, but I couldn't make heads or tails of it. Sure, something about postpartum depression seems to be a thread, but that's a wispy thread.
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Just got back from seeing (most) of "Die My Love". I'm very happy I didn't have to pay for it - because I walked out. There might be something in there for someone, but I couldn't make heads or tails of it. Sure, something about postpartum depression seems to be a thread, but that's a wispy thread.
@stephenking.bsky.social Ok sir, hear me out… “Pet Seminary”
October 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@stephenking.bsky.social Ok sir, hear me out… “Pet Seminary”
Okay, what the fuck is up with all the inflation art on my Discovery? I block, I mute, I "show less", and it's just everywhere now.
You do you, but the algorithm is not working right for me.
You do you, but the algorithm is not working right for me.
October 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Okay, what the fuck is up with all the inflation art on my Discovery? I block, I mute, I "show less", and it's just everywhere now.
You do you, but the algorithm is not working right for me.
You do you, but the algorithm is not working right for me.
I should get rolling on building my pirate TV transmitter... Anyone got a spare amplifier? I can make the antenna.
September 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I should get rolling on building my pirate TV transmitter... Anyone got a spare amplifier? I can make the antenna.
Day 3 in the hospital. New hole in my gut. Feeling low.
#fuckcancer
#fuckcancer
September 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Day 3 in the hospital. New hole in my gut. Feeling low.
#fuckcancer
#fuckcancer
I got bad news today. I’m more scared than anything I’ve ever faced. If you pray, I’d appreciate it. If you send vibes, I’ll take all the good and hope you can float me.
I’m too young for this.
#fuckcancer
I’m too young for this.
#fuckcancer
September 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I got bad news today. I’m more scared than anything I’ve ever faced. If you pray, I’d appreciate it. If you send vibes, I’ll take all the good and hope you can float me.
I’m too young for this.
#fuckcancer
I’m too young for this.
#fuckcancer
They're gonna put the people in prison out to work in the fields, y'all know that right?
August 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
They're gonna put the people in prison out to work in the fields, y'all know that right?
So, a Timex Sinclair 1000 in box, with styrofoam, cables and manual for $25 at a thrift shop?
Now I need accessories and a small CRT... Bet I can make it run off of USB-C!
Now I need accessories and a small CRT... Bet I can make it run off of USB-C!
July 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
So, a Timex Sinclair 1000 in box, with styrofoam, cables and manual for $25 at a thrift shop?
Now I need accessories and a small CRT... Bet I can make it run off of USB-C!
Now I need accessories and a small CRT... Bet I can make it run off of USB-C!
@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social I'm sadly "represented" by Eric Burlison (in fact his office is just up the road...) and can absolutely confirm the locals are pissed about the Epstein stuff. And a couple hundred calls might have been mine. The water is poison in places around here - so spot on!
July 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social I'm sadly "represented" by Eric Burlison (in fact his office is just up the road...) and can absolutely confirm the locals are pissed about the Epstein stuff. And a couple hundred calls might have been mine. The water is poison in places around here - so spot on!
I honestly bought my AirPods for the hearing aid function, but I'll be damned if having music all day hasn't made me feel better.
July 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I honestly bought my AirPods for the hearing aid function, but I'll be damned if having music all day hasn't made me feel better.
I've got an early morning stoned thought... Do police or military dogs listen for a specific voice or could anyone just shout out those German commands with authority and confuse the pupper?
July 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I've got an early morning stoned thought... Do police or military dogs listen for a specific voice or could anyone just shout out those German commands with authority and confuse the pupper?
They ban books about gay penguins, but they're playing a band called "Steely Dan" on the radio.
@kellycarlin.bsky.social knows what's up.
@kellycarlin.bsky.social knows what's up.
July 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They ban books about gay penguins, but they're playing a band called "Steely Dan" on the radio.
@kellycarlin.bsky.social knows what's up.
@kellycarlin.bsky.social knows what's up.
Oh, so we've cycled around to the Extinguish part of the 3 E's of Microsoft.
July 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Oh, so we've cycled around to the Extinguish part of the 3 E's of Microsoft.
Why is it whenever I talk to someone on the phone - even if I know them, they're a friend or family... I get soaked in sweat? I pace too, but everyone seems to do that. God I love my fucked up brain.
July 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Why is it whenever I talk to someone on the phone - even if I know them, they're a friend or family... I get soaked in sweat? I pace too, but everyone seems to do that. God I love my fucked up brain.
Jesus, the heat index is 114F here. A few miles over a station is showing an index of 121F. We're fucked. Absolutely fucked.
June 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Jesus, the heat index is 114F here. A few miles over a station is showing an index of 121F. We're fucked. Absolutely fucked.