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Time for my final predictions ahead of #Severance S2 finale. Been a long time since I was this excited about any show.

Jame will trap Helly on test floor
He thinks she's Helena
Gemma will be free
They're making Jame immortal
Irv (both of him) is a cop
Helena hired him

Credit where credit is due: a beautiful NYT Connections layout today. And perhaps an important message: we may all be "refiners" without even realizing it
#severance

Worth considering the possibility that the sensitive data pilfered by DOGE can become a foundation for a J. Edgar Hoover-like lifelong position of unchecked government power for Musk

It comes with the jacket

Late in the Biden presidency I became quite concerned about POTUS' senility, the use of drugs in the White House, and the general question of what unelected persons are really running the country.

Oh boy, do I feel relieved now - on all counts!

DOGE is exactly like Jan 6, except for the choice of buildings

There's a famous quote by a Russian prime minister from the 90s: "Whatever we try to build, it always comes out the same: either the Communist Party or the AK-47."

The US version should be, "we always end up building Enron."

Unironically hoping someone is fine tuning an LLM on the full Trump corpus (w/ context) to predict his "unpredictable" reactions to events. I'm sure our enemies are doing that already

Like, this "Putin is destroying Russia" thing should not have surprised anyone

The green owl's vague threats are making me very uncomfortable

I asked AI (aimemes.com/uncrop_x) to uncrop my profile pic based on my Twitter persona, and I unironically hope this is how the world remembers me

In re Hunter Biden pardon:

If *forced*, I, too, would probably choose disgrace to spare my child great suffering

But I like to think that my family & I would not have spent years diligently *forcing myself* onto the path where disgrace & destruction of my life's work are the only possible outcome