There is no higher form of shame then typing “omw” and having my phone send “On my way!” instead
December 8, 2024 at 4:40 PM
There is no higher form of shame then typing “omw” and having my phone send “On my way!” instead
Got a big mouth but he lack big ideas 🗣️
December 6, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Got a big mouth but he lack big ideas 🗣️
They just forgot about Montgomery I guess. Man I need 8 yards lol
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 AM
They just forgot about Montgomery I guess. Man I need 8 yards lol
This Christmas shopping is expensive man. What happened to the month I love 😭
December 5, 2024 at 10:37 PM
This Christmas shopping is expensive man. What happened to the month I love 😭
I might be aight but it ain’t okay
December 4, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I might be aight but it ain’t okay
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I was rooting for the alien invasion.
December 3, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I was rooting for the alien invasion.
Getting off at 8pm is a miserable experience. 0/10 would not recommend.
December 3, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Getting off at 8pm is a miserable experience. 0/10 would not recommend.
Jerry Juedy is COOKING
December 3, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Jerry Juedy is COOKING
Man I think I pulled a muscle in my neck 😭
December 2, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Man I think I pulled a muscle in my neck 😭
MUSTARRRRRDDDDD
a man with a beard and glasses has peanut butter poured on his face
ALT: a man with a beard and glasses has peanut butter poured on his face
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November 26, 2024 at 11:06 PM
MUSTARRRRRDDDDD
SZA’s voice in Luther is so soothing
November 26, 2024 at 6:10 PM
SZA’s voice in Luther is so soothing
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November sure asl got tf on. It wasn't sticking around one minute longer than it needed to
two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey .
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November 26, 2024 at 3:16 PM
November sure asl got tf on. It wasn't sticking around one minute longer than it needed to
This idiot is going to crash our economy and make prices skyrocket with these blanket tariffs. And by the time the people who voted for him realize they were duped, it’s going to be too late for all of us. Strap in it’s gonna be a rough 4 years.
November 26, 2024 at 1:35 AM
This idiot is going to crash our economy and make prices skyrocket with these blanket tariffs. And by the time the people who voted for him realize they were duped, it’s going to be too late for all of us. Strap in it’s gonna be a rough 4 years.
Finally listening to this Kendrick album. Thoroughly enjoying it so far
November 25, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Finally listening to this Kendrick album. Thoroughly enjoying it so far
From the other night. & yes I ate way too much lol
November 25, 2024 at 5:06 PM
From the other night. & yes I ate way too much lol
FanDuel run me my moneyyyyyy 💰
November 25, 2024 at 4:46 AM
FanDuel run me my moneyyyyyy 💰
I really drafted Breece Hall over Saquon… WHAT WAS I THINKING.
November 25, 2024 at 3:41 AM
I really drafted Breece Hall over Saquon… WHAT WAS I THINKING.
Got drunk, made Mac and cheese and played scrabble. Last night was a good night
November 24, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Got drunk, made Mac and cheese and played scrabble. Last night was a good night
Debating on whether I should bring Mac and cheese or pumpkin pie on thanksgiving 🤔
November 21, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Debating on whether I should bring Mac and cheese or pumpkin pie on thanksgiving 🤔
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2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
2025 white house cabinet meeting
When we getting drafts? Some of these posts need time to marinate.
November 19, 2024 at 11:26 PM
When we getting drafts? Some of these posts need time to marinate.
Because they like losing.
SERIOUS QUESTION: why is chuck schumer going to lead the senate democrats again
November 19, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Because they like losing.
Just dropped an entire jar of pickles on the kitchen floor. My morning is going well 😬
November 19, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Just dropped an entire jar of pickles on the kitchen floor. My morning is going well 😬
Dana Bash is an idiot.
Dana Bash comments on the Neo-Nazis marching in Ohio and says "we don't know what side of the aisle this comes from"
November 19, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Dana Bash is an idiot.
I am so ready for Christmas music, Christmas lights, Christmas trees. Allat!!
November 19, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I am so ready for Christmas music, Christmas lights, Christmas trees. Allat!!