Honey Paws
djhoneypaws.bsky.social
Honey Paws
@djhoneypaws.bsky.social
A hot person
My Christmas village has a casino riverboat, Graceland, a McDonald’s, Lego factory, looney tune toy factory…but I need to know what’s the weirdest department 56 Christmas village building you’ve ever seen bc I want to own weird/cool buildings only please
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I miss Alvin Risk
August 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Nobody cares that I’m carrying a vintage Nicole miller x Stuart weitzman Vegas print purse
July 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My husband thought I had a brain problem bc I lack patience & watch all videos in 2x speed but I taught him how to do it & now all I hear is him watching videos in 2x speed.
July 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I had to sit on the ground outside for like 2 hours tonight which is truly just not something I’m interested in doing
June 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Just saw the most perfect TikTok comment that said “jelly roll is ‘mama bear’ millennial music” lmao
June 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
When my husband is drunk he tells me to order so many boots for me and aria this is fantastic
June 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My precious
May 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Is it mafia henchman or mobster goon? I need this resume to really sparkle.
May 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
One of the worst things is that benson Boone song that sounds like the Olivia newton john song. Makes me get that little bit of acid reflux puke in the back of my throat. Awful.
May 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
NOPE.
May 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’ve seen 13 different species of birds around my neighborhood recently if anyone cares!!!
May 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
What the hellyanté is all we say around here anymore
April 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I love bill belichicks scary girlfriend and aim to put off that same frightening energy to all who encounter me
April 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Something that haunts me is during hurricane katrina (I lived in Louisiana at the time) I looked outside & watched a squirrel trying to hold on to a tree branch for dear life. I think about it all the time.
April 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Sometime in the past week, me & the 7yo started eating a meal we call “red fish & chips” there’s no fish & no chips involved. It’s cookies, goldfish crackers, & strawberries. On a shitty paper plate. That’s the meal. But for some reason we get real excited about it.
April 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I want to just start wearing a wig. And using a corn cob pipe.
April 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Dear god make me a bird
April 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This tiny bunny is her prized possession rn
April 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Salesman look terrified as soon as I open the door as they should be bc why are you BANGING on my door when god created doorbells I know u don’t think I want to HIRE YOU banging on my door like that
April 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Can u imagine if I had excelled at a normal career such as goblin or sorceress
April 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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cardinal pizzaballa is not gonna keep his name if he becomes pope. they have to pick a new name. it's gonna be something normal like papa john.
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think about Bobby Roode’s entrance song often
April 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM