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More blown away by this camera shot making 6’0” Caitlin Clark look like a middle schooler. Like I get Melo and Reggie are both 6’7” but why is 6’2” Maria Taylor also towering over here
The video of this is KILLING and look at her face 😭😭😭
February 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
More blown away by this camera shot making 6’0” Caitlin Clark look like a middle schooler. Like I get Melo and Reggie are both 6’7” but why is 6’2” Maria Taylor also towering over here
Normally it’s a good thing when your jump shot looks “effortless” but Pete Nance’s is effortless in like a “how the fuck does that even work” sort of way
February 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Normally it’s a good thing when your jump shot looks “effortless” but Pete Nance’s is effortless in like a “how the fuck does that even work” sort of way
It’s ridiculous that Villa is about to lose this game
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
It’s ridiculous that Villa is about to lose this game
Hey, a team just signed Luis Arraez
Which gives me a reason to claim he was the 9th worst qualified offensive player last year, largely because he doesn’t steal enough bases to offset his lack of power (or the other way around, I guess)
Which gives me a reason to claim he was the 9th worst qualified offensive player last year, largely because he doesn’t steal enough bases to offset his lack of power (or the other way around, I guess)
February 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Hey, a team just signed Luis Arraez
Which gives me a reason to claim he was the 9th worst qualified offensive player last year, largely because he doesn’t steal enough bases to offset his lack of power (or the other way around, I guess)
Which gives me a reason to claim he was the 9th worst qualified offensive player last year, largely because he doesn’t steal enough bases to offset his lack of power (or the other way around, I guess)
Percocet P???
Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.
January 31, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Percocet P???
Having gravity on the inbound pass under your own hoop and getting your teammate a layup out of it is hilarious
No one has ever been as en fuego as Marina Mabrey currently is
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Having gravity on the inbound pass under your own hoop and getting your teammate a layup out of it is hilarious
...You might have to send a double at Mabrey right now
January 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
...You might have to send a double at Mabrey right now
As someone who has never been to Philly and eats neither cheese nor steak, Lisa Leslie putting pickles on her cheesesteak feels fundamentally and ethically wrong
January 31, 2026 at 12:53 AM
As someone who has never been to Philly and eats neither cheese nor steak, Lisa Leslie putting pickles on her cheesesteak feels fundamentally and ethically wrong
Real big blast from the past reading the phrase “own the future” again
Trade Giannis Antetokounmpo?
That’s NOT the question #Bucks should be asking.
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
That’s NOT the question #Bucks should be asking.
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
January 30, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Real big blast from the past reading the phrase “own the future” again
Shanty Hogan
Rabbit Maranville
Rabbit Maranville
If at some point the Brewers start Caleb Durbin at 3B + Jett Williams at SS in a MLB game, they would be the 1st team to start a 3B & SS both 5 ft 7 in or shorter in a game since:
7/8/1933 Reds
SS Sparky Adams, 5 ft 5 in
3B Andy High, 5 ft 6 in
(Inspired by @cespedesbbq.bsky.social convo)
7/8/1933 Reds
SS Sparky Adams, 5 ft 5 in
3B Andy High, 5 ft 6 in
(Inspired by @cespedesbbq.bsky.social convo)
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Shanty Hogan
Rabbit Maranville
Rabbit Maranville
If I’m Zverev I’m just spamming shots at Alcaraz’s backhand and seeing how long he’ll be able to plant on that bad leg
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 AM
If I’m Zverev I’m just spamming shots at Alcaraz’s backhand and seeing how long he’ll be able to plant on that bad leg
Final consensus is Heated Rivalry is the okayest show of all time. All these dudes do is just fuck and text each other which I mean that’s cool but it gets boring quick
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Final consensus is Heated Rivalry is the okayest show of all time. All these dudes do is just fuck and text each other which I mean that’s cool but it gets boring quick
10 minutes of Scott and Kip are way better of a couple/story than those two other pen pal jackasses
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 AM
10 minutes of Scott and Kip are way better of a couple/story than those two other pen pal jackasses
Oh hey he made up for it!
No clue what Mings was doing there but as much as we insist on inviting pressure in our own end something stupid like that was bound to happen eventually
January 29, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Oh hey he made up for it!
No clue what Mings was doing there but as much as we insist on inviting pressure in our own end something stupid like that was bound to happen eventually
January 29, 2026 at 8:35 PM
No clue what Mings was doing there but as much as we insist on inviting pressure in our own end something stupid like that was bound to happen eventually
At what point did tv shows decide if you don’t have subtitles on, you don’t get subtitles for the lines in a foreign language? Just because I don’t want a block of English on my screen doesn’t mean I’m fucking fluent in Russian
January 29, 2026 at 2:10 AM
At what point did tv shows decide if you don’t have subtitles on, you don’t get subtitles for the lines in a foreign language? Just because I don’t want a block of English on my screen doesn’t mean I’m fucking fluent in Russian
Just got reminded the Jon Horst traded 5 second round picks for Jae Crowder
January 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Just got reminded the Jon Horst traded 5 second round picks for Jae Crowder
Tailgates will never be the same
The Brewers have signed catcher Reese McGuire to a minor league contract.
January 28, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Tailgates will never be the same
I swear Giannis is the only person Shams has written actual long-form articles about. No matter how much truth there might or might not be with it, he probably shouldn’t be this emotionally invested in getting him out of Milwaukee
ESPN story on the Milwaukee Bucks starting to listen to aggressive offers on 2021 Finals MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo, who is prepared for a new home at the trade deadline or in the offseason:
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/47755088/sources-giannis-antetokounmpo-ready-bucks-trade-amid-offers
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/47755088/sources-giannis-antetokounmpo-ready-bucks-trade-amid-offers
Sources: Giannis Antetokounmpo ready for Bucks trade amid offers
Giannis Antetokounmpo is ready for a new home ahead of the trade deadline as several teams have made aggressive offers to the Bucks, league sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I swear Giannis is the only person Shams has written actual long-form articles about. No matter how much truth there might or might not be with it, he probably shouldn’t be this emotionally invested in getting him out of Milwaukee
The past month of postgames has pretty much been
Giannis: please fire Doc Rivers. I am begging you to fire Doc Rivers.
Doc Rivers: please fire me. I am begging to be fired.
Giannis: please fire Doc Rivers. I am begging you to fire Doc Rivers.
Doc Rivers: please fire me. I am begging to be fired.
Doc Rivers called Joel Embiid the best player he's ever coached while the Bucks are in the midst of an onslaught of Giannis trade rumors...
Doc, wyd baby?
(h/t @austinkrell.bsky.social)
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
Doc, wyd baby?
(h/t @austinkrell.bsky.social)
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
Doc Rivers: 'Joel Is the Most Talented Player That I Ever Coached.'
The words stunned the person on the other side of Doc Rivers' conversation.
www.si.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 AM
The past month of postgames has pretty much been
Giannis: please fire Doc Rivers. I am begging you to fire Doc Rivers.
Doc Rivers: please fire me. I am begging to be fired.
Giannis: please fire Doc Rivers. I am begging you to fire Doc Rivers.
Doc Rivers: please fire me. I am begging to be fired.
How the hell is Joel Embiid beating the defense down the floor
January 28, 2026 at 2:07 AM
How the hell is Joel Embiid beating the defense down the floor
Every couple of years I remember Nick Offerman was in George Lopez
January 27, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Every couple of years I remember Nick Offerman was in George Lopez
It’s a shame Mary Jane is about drugs because that song is way too much of a heater to have any sort of stigma attached to it
January 27, 2026 at 12:03 AM
It’s a shame Mary Jane is about drugs because that song is way too much of a heater to have any sort of stigma attached to it
…what are we doing here man
[Schultz] Browns QB Shedeur Sanders has been added to the Pro Bowl roster as a replacement.
Sanders is the first 5th-round rookie to make a Pro Bowl since Puka Nacua. twitter.com/Schultz_Repo...
Sanders is the first 5th-round rookie to make a Pro Bowl since Puka Nacua. twitter.com/Schultz_Repo...
January 26, 2026 at 6:34 PM
…what are we doing here man