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Dita Von Chaos
@ditavonchaos.bsky.social
In the midst of #Chaos lies creativity. Just another day in paradise. 𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒆. #Yours MDNI RL & RP. #Chaos (Clearly not DVT) 💍 7/1/22 #AwesomeChaos

A Phoenix risen from the Ashes.

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Hi! I’m #Chaos. Wanna play?

💋 Savvy business woman
💋 Killer with a pair of heels
💋 Loves to bake cookies
💋 More than a Witch, not quite a god
💋 Happily married to @jforjawesome.bsky.social

𝑰𝒈𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒔. 𝑶𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒐𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒆. ~𝑫𝒊𝒕𝒂 𝑽𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆
Good evening, beautiful people.
June 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Good afternoon, Blueskies.
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March 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Once Sunday afternoon rolls around, I can’t help but kick myself for not having more time and energy to get everything done that I wanted to over the weekend.
February 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
February 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Gonna have to remember that you’re living in the future now. I was like, it’s not even 8 AM yet!
I told myself I wouldn’t nap today. But…nap, though.
January 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
People can and do block for any reason. For whatever reason, they’ve decided they don’t want someone on their feed and that’s perfectly fine. We all have that option and ability.

Don’t take it personally, that’s the most important part of it. It’s on them, not you.
- and usually she doesn’t do more than repost things she likes. And she worries that something about her profile is somehow off putting. And in this climate, she’s worried about prejudice, she like me, is a lesbian and polyamorous. I just hope this person who blocked her, isn’t like that. -
January 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Good morning, my lovelies.
December 31, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Part Five!
{{Good morning sir. Would you like me to make you up a pot of tea before I start my chores?}} *I was slumped over my ledgers on the kitchen table, but everything came rushing back at me when Mrs. Pots woke me up. My eyes widened with the memories and I sat up abruptly running my hands down the -
December 30, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Part Four!
*Waking up in the chair in my living room I tested my boundaries delicately. There was no magic holding me fast this time. I desperately needed a drink to help my hangover and to stop my shaking. Looking around the darkened room I could neither see nor hear anything. Using the handle on the side of-
December 30, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Part Three!
*I rolled over groaning, a hand going to my aching head. Wherever was that infernal blasting music coming from? My head was throbbing enough without that playing over and over! {{What shall we do with the drunken sailor, what shall we do with the drunken sailor, what shall we do with the drunken -
December 30, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Part Two!
#GoldenScrooge #OUATAU ~~ RUMPLE! Rumple wake up! *Hovering midair, I listened to you move slowly on top of the covers in your large bed, a groan issuing in a protest as you burrowed down into the pillow and warm duvet. You were fully dressed and smelled of scotch.* Get up Rumple! Wakanee lad.
December 30, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Part One!
#GoldenScrooge
*It was late and I wasn't exactly in the best of moods. Why Mayor Mills had decided to schedule town council meetings all day on Christmas Eve I would never guess, but she had. Not that I kept the season anyway, but today my leg was bothering me with the cold weather and I was /1
December 30, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Nothing like a giant spider crawling over my leg while I’m trying to read…. Phone went flying in one direction and I went the other.

Spider is MIA.

Thinking I’ll burn the house down now.
December 30, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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Introducing #GoldenScrooge: with myself, @johndove1.bsky.social @aneternalchild.bsky.social and @ayebesmee.bsky.social for your Christmas evening pleasure. It's an #OUATAU loosely based on the #OUAT canon characters & Dicken's #AChristmasCarol . Opening solo will commence within a half hour. Enjoy!
December 25, 2024 at 11:58 PM
December 16, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Happy Thanksgiving for those who celebrate and to everyone else, have a beautiful day!
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November 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Good afternoon. Getting closer to the ultra-mad rush for Thanksgiving.
November 25, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Very much a 10 but I love reading and keeping up with others’ SLs.
On a scale of 1 - 10: How selective are you?

(1 being you’d write with literally anybody. 10 being you write exclusively with like, five people.)
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November 21, 2024 at 8:54 PM
November 21, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I’m going to have to remember to try that out when I decide to drag my laptop out from under the pile of books I’ve accumulated.
November 20, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Definitely makes things easier. I’ve yet to even try opening this on my laptop. Just my phone app.
November 20, 2024 at 12:15 PM
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Give the new guy, Freddy, @titaniumvamp.bsky.social a follow.
November 20, 2024 at 11:47 AM
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// Well that was exciting! And quite a turn of events. Be sure to follow @adornedinlace.bsky.social and @mistakesofthepast.bsky.social to find out what is going to happen next!
November 20, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Totally had an old school daytime soap voice in my head while writing that’s 😂
November 20, 2024 at 12:11 AM
#SLShoutout

If you’re familiar with #StargateUniverse #SGU, you may have already heard of an illustrious scientist named Dr. Nicholas Rush. And, if you know anything about #OnceUponATime #OUAT, then I’m sure you’ve heard rumors about the darker side of the beautiful Belle French, namely Lacey! >
November 19, 2024 at 11:53 PM