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Austin Hoffman: Professional DM, ttrpg design enthusiast, Robot Congress podcast, voice actor
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"Fire and Ice" artwork by Leonardo Manco
August 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Fire and Ice" artwork by Leonardo Manco
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Art by • Michael Whelan
August 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Art by • Michael Whelan
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. “Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists […]
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August 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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HHS Advises Low-Income Seniors To Wallow In Mud To Stay Cool
HHS Advises Low-Income Seniors To Wallow In Mud To Stay Cool
WASHINGTON—Following federal cuts to utility bill assistance programs, the Department of Health and Human Services released guidance Thursday advising low-income seniors to stay cool by wallowing in t...
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July 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
HHS Advises Low-Income Seniors To Wallow In Mud To Stay Cool
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Evangelion Unit 01 versus Unit 03 (4K version)
July 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Evangelion Unit 01 versus Unit 03 (4K version)
@vjhcreations.bsky.social Do you still have that fan-expended google sheet that you made of the Arcadia 8 monster reagents? I remember it being posted at some point year(s) ago, but couldn't find it.
July 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@vjhcreations.bsky.social Do you still have that fan-expended google sheet that you made of the Arcadia 8 monster reagents? I remember it being posted at some point year(s) ago, but couldn't find it.
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If you'll allow me to say it, The Onion is cooking with gas today.
Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off
LOS ANGELES—Stressing that she had significant reason to fear for her life during yesterday’s confrontation, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told reporters Friday that she believed Sen. Alex P...
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June 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If you'll allow me to say it, The Onion is cooking with gas today.
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⚡🦋Let's go monday🦋⚡
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⚡💥 #selfpromo 💥⚡
💣 #artshare 💣
🤘🤘 Like and repost 🤘 🤘
❤️🔥Spread some love❤️🔥
☠️NoAI☠️
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May 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
⚡🦋Let's go monday🦋⚡
⚡💥 #selfpromo 💥⚡
💣 #artshare 💣
🤘🤘 Like and repost 🤘 🤘
❤️🔥Spread some love❤️🔥
☠️NoAI☠️
👽Tag your friends👽
⚡💥 #selfpromo 💥⚡
💣 #artshare 💣
🤘🤘 Like and repost 🤘 🤘
❤️🔥Spread some love❤️🔥
☠️NoAI☠️
👽Tag your friends👽
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TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
Hey @slyflourish.com have you ever talked about players having characters ready before a session zero?
I don't remember this happening "back in the day," we'd all make characters together at the table using a huge stack of books. Now my players come to the table with readied characters.
I don't remember this happening "back in the day," we'd all make characters together at the table using a huge stack of books. Now my players come to the table with readied characters.
May 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hey @slyflourish.com have you ever talked about players having characters ready before a session zero?
I don't remember this happening "back in the day," we'd all make characters together at the table using a huge stack of books. Now my players come to the table with readied characters.
I don't remember this happening "back in the day," we'd all make characters together at the table using a huge stack of books. Now my players come to the table with readied characters.
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Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world
May 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world
Drop a fight scene you loved. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCHA...
March 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Drop a fight scene you loved. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCHA...
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March 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
@skydawn.bsky.social Hey Rich! I saw that you did work on EN's Level Up A5E- I know everyone handled different sections, I'm curious what you worked on?
February 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
@skydawn.bsky.social Hey Rich! I saw that you did work on EN's Level Up A5E- I know everyone handled different sections, I'm curious what you worked on?
My #ADHD folk, if you have trouble putting your phone down try setting your phone to grayscale! It immediately makes the phone less attractive. It's usually found under accessibility settings.
It's not everyone, but I found that it helps a bit.
It's not everyone, but I found that it helps a bit.
January 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My #ADHD folk, if you have trouble putting your phone down try setting your phone to grayscale! It immediately makes the phone less attractive. It's usually found under accessibility settings.
It's not everyone, but I found that it helps a bit.
It's not everyone, but I found that it helps a bit.