Megan Campbell
@distilleratlarge.bsky.social
Distiller, Owner of Turquoise Sky Distillery, Dog lover
A missed connections column, but it's just dogs I couldn't pet cause we were both in different cars
April 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A missed connections column, but it's just dogs I couldn't pet cause we were both in different cars
Local municipalities should do a sexy commercial in the style of skincare commercials letting you know the best way to take care of your skin is literally just drinking water.
April 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Local municipalities should do a sexy commercial in the style of skincare commercials letting you know the best way to take care of your skin is literally just drinking water.
Out of the frying pan and into the fire, except it's just me getting out of bed and laying in my hammock
April 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Out of the frying pan and into the fire, except it's just me getting out of bed and laying in my hammock
Facts: The Last Unicorn soundtrack is banger after banger. I don't make the rules, I just say them for the first time.
April 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Facts: The Last Unicorn soundtrack is banger after banger. I don't make the rules, I just say them for the first time.
If you ever feel bad that I'm beating you at Mario kart, just remember that I'm probably drunk and listening to a book also. Do with that what you will.
April 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
If you ever feel bad that I'm beating you at Mario kart, just remember that I'm probably drunk and listening to a book also. Do with that what you will.
I met this dog at work today and he's perfect and I love him
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#dog #dogsofbluesky #working #needlefelt
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#dog #dogsofbluesky #working #needlefelt
January 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I met this dog at work today and he's perfect and I love him
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#dog #dogsofbluesky #working #needlefelt
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#dog #dogsofbluesky #working #needlefelt
Had an entire pot of tea and an abuterol treatment. Y'all, I am Fucked Up right now. If you need me, I'll be the vague blur deep cleaning the floorboards.
January 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Had an entire pot of tea and an abuterol treatment. Y'all, I am Fucked Up right now. If you need me, I'll be the vague blur deep cleaning the floorboards.
The heart years, but the thighs jiggle ❤️ sorry last biscuit
January 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The heart years, but the thighs jiggle ❤️ sorry last biscuit
HOT TAKE! Women are only obsessed with Crocs because it's the first time they've ever had a wide toe box and they're just experiencing being able to use their feet properly for the first time.
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#crocs #women #shoes #betterway
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#crocs #women #shoes #betterway
December 28, 2024 at 5:34 PM
HOT TAKE! Women are only obsessed with Crocs because it's the first time they've ever had a wide toe box and they're just experiencing being able to use their feet properly for the first time.
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#crocs #women #shoes #betterway
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#crocs #women #shoes #betterway
Imagine systematically assassinating a guy and then 200 years later you watch from the afterlife as someone writes an absolute banger about how good he was at sex
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#Rasputin #boney #imagine #disappointing
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#Rasputin #boney #imagine #disappointing
December 28, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Imagine systematically assassinating a guy and then 200 years later you watch from the afterlife as someone writes an absolute banger about how good he was at sex
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#Rasputin #boney #imagine #disappointing
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#Rasputin #boney #imagine #disappointing
December 27, 2024 at 3:15 AM
When watching Lord of the Rings I sometimes think "heck, that was pretty convenient" then I have to remind myself that God is very very real and active in the world and sends actual angels to make the story as it should be.
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#lotr #Gandalf #mayar #lordoftherings
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#lotr #Gandalf #mayar #lordoftherings
December 27, 2024 at 1:51 AM
When watching Lord of the Rings I sometimes think "heck, that was pretty convenient" then I have to remind myself that God is very very real and active in the world and sends actual angels to make the story as it should be.
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#lotr #Gandalf #mayar #lordoftherings
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#lotr #Gandalf #mayar #lordoftherings
Anyone else's brain short-circuit when they're even mildly uncomfortable? Like.. "Hey, sorry I messed up that order but in my defense my hair was just like, all up in my face."
December 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Anyone else's brain short-circuit when they're even mildly uncomfortable? Like.. "Hey, sorry I messed up that order but in my defense my hair was just like, all up in my face."
One time my skin was really dry and I needed a scrub but I was broke and a little drunk... so I just used a homemade olive oil and sugar scrub. As I sat drunk and brisketlike in the tub it occurred to me that maybe the Witch in the candy house just had the wrong demographic..
#showerthoughts
#showerthoughts
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 AM
One time my skin was really dry and I needed a scrub but I was broke and a little drunk... so I just used a homemade olive oil and sugar scrub. As I sat drunk and brisketlike in the tub it occurred to me that maybe the Witch in the candy house just had the wrong demographic..
#showerthoughts
#showerthoughts
December 20, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Yo, I'm gonna stop telling people to have a 'safe and warm' holiday season.. I didn't know the weather was listening!
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#globalwarming #climatechange #80degrees #shortsweather #christmas
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#globalwarming #climatechange #80degrees #shortsweather #christmas
December 20, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Yo, I'm gonna stop telling people to have a 'safe and warm' holiday season.. I didn't know the weather was listening!
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#globalwarming #climatechange #80degrees #shortsweather #christmas
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#globalwarming #climatechange #80degrees #shortsweather #christmas
No bullshit, I read this as JizzCicle when I saw it out of the corner of my eye
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#arizonatea #newflavor
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#arizonatea #newflavor
December 19, 2024 at 9:32 PM
No bullshit, I read this as JizzCicle when I saw it out of the corner of my eye
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#arizonatea #newflavor
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#arizonatea #newflavor
"In fact, I would go so fat as to say a man's confidence can be measured in his willingness to believe someone is flirting with him intentionally."
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#flirting #confidence #MayITakeYourOrder #bar #book #writing #workinprogress #WIP
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#flirting #confidence #MayITakeYourOrder #bar #book #writing #workinprogress #WIP
December 18, 2024 at 4:40 PM
"In fact, I would go so fat as to say a man's confidence can be measured in his willingness to believe someone is flirting with him intentionally."
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#flirting #confidence #MayITakeYourOrder #bar #book #writing #workinprogress #WIP
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#flirting #confidence #MayITakeYourOrder #bar #book #writing #workinprogress #WIP
Mini Breakfast Chimis. Willing to trade idea credit, you just have to give me a few.
December 17, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Mini Breakfast Chimis. Willing to trade idea credit, you just have to give me a few.
Reposted by Megan Campbell
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
A little something for a private event in Scottsdale tonight!
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#peppermint #candycane #vodka #liqueur #strange #privateevent #specialevent #custom #azmade
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#peppermint #candycane #vodka #liqueur #strange #privateevent #specialevent #custom #azmade
December 15, 2024 at 7:35 PM
A little something for a private event in Scottsdale tonight!
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#peppermint #candycane #vodka #liqueur #strange #privateevent #specialevent #custom #azmade
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#peppermint #candycane #vodka #liqueur #strange #privateevent #specialevent #custom #azmade
"Ooh, I'm really going on a spending spree!" She mutters as she buys the $25 mattress protector that's been in her cart for a year...
December 15, 2024 at 6:19 PM
"Ooh, I'm really going on a spending spree!" She mutters as she buys the $25 mattress protector that's been in her cart for a year...
Yo, I never noticed there was a foosball table with a smaller Foosball table on top of it.
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#barbiemovie #barbie
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#barbiemovie #barbie
December 14, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Yo, I never noticed there was a foosball table with a smaller Foosball table on top of it.
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#barbiemovie #barbie
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#barbiemovie #barbie
😭😭 I DONT CONTROL THE FLOW OF COMMERCE 😭😭
December 14, 2024 at 6:22 AM
😭😭 I DONT CONTROL THE FLOW OF COMMERCE 😭😭