@distantmenace.bsky.social
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I am going to treat this account like an open diary. my tumblr is already my scrap book. this is for messy thoughts and feelings
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this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
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shakira, shakira 🎶🎶🎶🤣
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
shakira, shakira 🎶🎶🎶🤣
Update: got a real date now!
It wasn't a date but it was really fun!
Well apparently I am the type of person who asks someone out on a date and ends up confused if it is an actual date.
October 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Update: got a real date now!
I wanted to monolopize a friend's weekend and he decied to monoploize my day instead.
#sufferingfromgoodthings
#sufferingfromgoodthings
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I wanted to monolopize a friend's weekend and he decied to monoploize my day instead.
#sufferingfromgoodthings
#sufferingfromgoodthings
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pluto you'll always be a planet to me fuck the haters
October 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
pluto you'll always be a planet to me fuck the haters
Touching grass is not enough I need to become a worm writhing in its roots
September 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Touching grass is not enough I need to become a worm writhing in its roots
Birthday money is a primitive form of crowdfunding
September 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Birthday money is a primitive form of crowdfunding
Cringe fail moment
I burnt the rice
I burnt the rice
September 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Cringe fail moment
I burnt the rice
I burnt the rice
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I'm Waluigi. I'll explain later
September 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm Waluigi. I'll explain later
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Buen día, bellezos, ¿descansaron?
September 23, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Buen día, bellezos, ¿descansaron?
Sex isn't real
It was invented by duratex as a way to sell more condoms
It was invented by duratex as a way to sell more condoms
September 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sex isn't real
It was invented by duratex as a way to sell more condoms
It was invented by duratex as a way to sell more condoms
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Earth, Wind, & Fergie - Septembalicious
September 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Earth, Wind, & Fergie - Septembalicious
Man I am so bad at making friends. I've only known this person for a few weeks and I would go to the ends of the earth for them.
September 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Man I am so bad at making friends. I've only known this person for a few weeks and I would go to the ends of the earth for them.
I want a slow burn romance so bad and forgot that my heart is wrapped in flash paper
September 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I want a slow burn romance so bad and forgot that my heart is wrapped in flash paper
I have to accept it. I have absolutley no chill what so ever.
September 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I have to accept it. I have absolutley no chill what so ever.
This may be the first time I remember your name, but I still remeber your laugh all those years ago.
September 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This may be the first time I remember your name, but I still remeber your laugh all those years ago.
There is something so amusing about become friends with someone and realizing that they might have been in my camera roll for the past decade.
August 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
There is something so amusing about become friends with someone and realizing that they might have been in my camera roll for the past decade.
It wasn't a date but it was really fun!
Well apparently I am the type of person who asks someone out on a date and ends up confused if it is an actual date.
August 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It wasn't a date but it was really fun!
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Well apparently I am the type of person who asks someone out on a date and ends up confused if it is an actual date.
August 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Well apparently I am the type of person who asks someone out on a date and ends up confused if it is an actual date.
Quote of the week,
"[insert anime] is a socialy acceptable way for straight men to watch Yaoi."
#justworkthings
"[insert anime] is a socialy acceptable way for straight men to watch Yaoi."
#justworkthings
August 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Quote of the week,
"[insert anime] is a socialy acceptable way for straight men to watch Yaoi."
#justworkthings
"[insert anime] is a socialy acceptable way for straight men to watch Yaoi."
#justworkthings
Butterflies in my stomach?
Wrong
Wasps
Wrong
Wasps
August 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Butterflies in my stomach?
Wrong
Wasps
Wrong
Wasps
Well apparently I am the type of person who asks someone out on a date and ends up confused if it is an actual date.
August 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Well apparently I am the type of person who asks someone out on a date and ends up confused if it is an actual date.
Shout out to the weeb meeting that is happening at work. I wish I could keep up with ya'll.
August 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Shout out to the weeb meeting that is happening at work. I wish I could keep up with ya'll.
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You sure about this, Google?
August 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You sure about this, Google?
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