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I don’t like Tories or custard. I love Squeeze and Sparks.
Pinned
Mrsdelboydave on t’other place.
So, continuing to embrace all things Autumn. Just lit a wax melt called Sweater Weather.
September 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I made a #lovelycupoftea so good, couldn’t be repeated.
September 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’ve discovered if you have a spray of Yardley Rose on top of Geurlain’s Mitsouko, you won’t be able to stop sniffing yourself.
Thank me later.
September 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Ed Davey, "Tory ministers who cheered Liz Truss's budget now complain about the state of the economy they left"

"Tory ministers who stopped processing asylum claims and caused the enormous backlog, now make videos complaining about it, and protest outside the asylum hotels they opened"
September 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sparks fans are some of the very best.
September 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Ron Mael. Portrait in soft pastel on pastelmat

#fanart #portraitart #ronmael
#portraitdrawing #softpastel
September 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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THANK YOU, LONDON!!
See you again tomorrow night!!
June 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@chicalolita.bsky.social literally just dawned on me that the little lady in the black dress I spoke to was you! I’m so sorry!
June 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Getty seem to be on a roll releasing lots of new (to fans) old images of @sparksofficial.bsky.social and I’m not Mad‼️ about this.
June 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I bought the Mississippi River
of course that don't include the towns or the people around the Mississippi
June 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
*sigh*
Haven’t seen this pic before.
June 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We’d still lose.
England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland should all have their own Eurovision entry.
May 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It’s really easy to flatten them out a bit… just saying.
Quarter pound burgers sold in supermarkets and butchers are too fat and not wide enough. It's like having a massive meatball in the middle of a bun three sizes too big.
May 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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May 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This morning I made a Jamaican jerk marinade and it’s so poky, it brought tears to my eyes. Then I made a rich chocolate ice cream and balance was restored.
April 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
April 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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An Entirely MAD! Conversation Between Rob Brydon and Sparks❗️

In celebration of the release of Sparks’ 28th album MAD!, Ron and Russell Mael join Rob Brydon for an in-person evening at London’s Union Chapel on May 25th.

🎟️: link.dice.fm/W9b908f3d0f7
On sale Mon 4/28 @ 10am (BST)
April 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just realised it’s only Good Monday which means no egg shaped chocolate is allowed yet because it’s not been kissed by the Easter bunbun.
April 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Got to remake the stupid bed.
April 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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‘Drowned In A Sea Of Tears’ — the new single from the upcoming Sparks album MAD! is out💧

Stream it now! transgressive.lnk.to/diasot

Watch the video: transgressive.lnk.to/diasotvideo
April 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Isn’t being a grown up fun? Particularly banking.
Isn’t it confusing to be an adult these days?
April 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Anytime I see a foody reel, I always enjoy looking in the comments for the person who proudly writes “heart attack/diabetes on a plate” as if they’re the first person to write it.
March 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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❗️Additional MAD! Tour dates in Europe❗️

Tickets go on sale Friday, April 4th at 9AM BST.

🎟️: allsparks.com

Pre-sales:
* Sparks Fan Club: Wed, April 2nd at 9AM BST
* Maeling List: Thu, April 3rd at 9AM BST

❗️ #BilbaoBBKLive2025 is currently on sale
‼️ Watch this space for North American dates
March 31, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Just finished using my ‘posh shower gel’ and I smell fab.
March 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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How handsome can one man be it's ludicrous
March 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM