Liz ✨🐗
@discopartydruid.bsky.social
Liz | Sapphic 30-something | she/her 🏳️🌈✨
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Star Wars + Baldur’s Gate 3 + Dragon Age + Arcane
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Star Wars + Baldur’s Gate 3 + Dragon Age + Arcane
working from home with a super chill boss is great, I left around 11am for a dentist appointment, had some lunch and did some shopping after, finally got back home at 3:30 like ‘alright cool, guess I should start the work day now’
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
working from home with a super chill boss is great, I left around 11am for a dentist appointment, had some lunch and did some shopping after, finally got back home at 3:30 like ‘alright cool, guess I should start the work day now’
me, seeing a train go by on the train tracks that are very easily visible outside my windows where trains regularly go by literally dozens of times each day: :0 a train :))
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
me, seeing a train go by on the train tracks that are very easily visible outside my windows where trains regularly go by literally dozens of times each day: :0 a train :))
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November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
me complaining about my mom: ugh she has to stop with the huge victim complex, it’s annoying, not everyone hates you mom ://
also me: i think I might go lie down on the railroad tracks because I’m feeling mildly ignored which means no one likes me and I don’t deserve to live
also me: i think I might go lie down on the railroad tracks because I’m feeling mildly ignored which means no one likes me and I don’t deserve to live
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
me complaining about my mom: ugh she has to stop with the huge victim complex, it’s annoying, not everyone hates you mom ://
also me: i think I might go lie down on the railroad tracks because I’m feeling mildly ignored which means no one likes me and I don’t deserve to live
also me: i think I might go lie down on the railroad tracks because I’m feeling mildly ignored which means no one likes me and I don’t deserve to live
Today was a good day
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Today was a good day
these cabinets were made for giants because I literally cannot reach the top shelf without a step stool
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
these cabinets were made for giants because I literally cannot reach the top shelf without a step stool
SOMEONE is being a very excellent loaf right now
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
SOMEONE is being a very excellent loaf right now
whenever my cat stretches I can’t just say normal things like “oh big stretch”
instead I have to say stupid things like “ohhh stretch prince of bel air”
instead I have to say stupid things like “ohhh stretch prince of bel air”
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
whenever my cat stretches I can’t just say normal things like “oh big stretch”
instead I have to say stupid things like “ohhh stretch prince of bel air”
instead I have to say stupid things like “ohhh stretch prince of bel air”
Having a clear shower curtain is fun until you realize the cat can stare at you while you’re in there
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Having a clear shower curtain is fun until you realize the cat can stare at you while you’re in there
You can determine the severity of my mental and emotional state by looking at how many old Jenna Marbles videos I’m watching per day
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You can determine the severity of my mental and emotional state by looking at how many old Jenna Marbles videos I’m watching per day
Trying to find a therapist when you’re mid-30’s is wild because I feel like anyone older than me won’t understand the sorts of struggles I’m facing. But also anyone my age or younger is like…..you’re dealing with all this shit too, what help could you even be
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Trying to find a therapist when you’re mid-30’s is wild because I feel like anyone older than me won’t understand the sorts of struggles I’m facing. But also anyone my age or younger is like…..you’re dealing with all this shit too, what help could you even be
🎶goodbyeeeeee spotify🎶
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
🎶goodbyeeeeee spotify🎶
I finally got out and explored more of the area I moved to, and it’s all great and cool. Neat shops, neat communities. But doing everything alone is sure depressing and now I almost feel even worse than when I was simply ✨staying home✨
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I finally got out and explored more of the area I moved to, and it’s all great and cool. Neat shops, neat communities. But doing everything alone is sure depressing and now I almost feel even worse than when I was simply ✨staying home✨
Idk if I have any followers near Detroit/Ann Arbor, but Detroit Street Filling Station is offering free produce to anyone in need!
October 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Idk if I have any followers near Detroit/Ann Arbor, but Detroit Street Filling Station is offering free produce to anyone in need!
🎵i always feel like
somebody’s watchin meeeee🎶
somebody’s watchin meeeee🎶
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
🎵i always feel like
somebody’s watchin meeeee🎶
somebody’s watchin meeeee🎶
me, texting the person I went on a first date with: hey want to hang out again?
them: 1000%, but only as friends if that’s okay
me: yeah absolutely! I could really use more friends in the area
them: ✅ read
NEAT
them: 1000%, but only as friends if that’s okay
me: yeah absolutely! I could really use more friends in the area
them: ✅ read
NEAT
October 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
me, texting the person I went on a first date with: hey want to hang out again?
them: 1000%, but only as friends if that’s okay
me: yeah absolutely! I could really use more friends in the area
them: ✅ read
NEAT
them: 1000%, but only as friends if that’s okay
me: yeah absolutely! I could really use more friends in the area
them: ✅ read
NEAT
me, leaning in to whisper so sweetly in my cat’s cute little ear: I love you more than life itself, you are my entire world and I would do anything for you, but you’re still not allowed to step on my laptop while I’m working
October 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
me, leaning in to whisper so sweetly in my cat’s cute little ear: I love you more than life itself, you are my entire world and I would do anything for you, but you’re still not allowed to step on my laptop while I’m working
trying to vent online kind of sucks because none of us really have the energy to respond with more than a sympathetic emoji which is not particularly comforting at all, is it
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
trying to vent online kind of sucks because none of us really have the energy to respond with more than a sympathetic emoji which is not particularly comforting at all, is it
I got this lap desk for my laptop but I’m a dummy and forgot it’s actually for cat, who will aggressively bully you until you move the laptop
October 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I got this lap desk for my laptop but I’m a dummy and forgot it’s actually for cat, who will aggressively bully you until you move the laptop
I take umbrage with the fact that every candy company whips out the white chocolate for Halloween when dark chocolate would thematically make just as much sense and taste ten times better
October 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I take umbrage with the fact that every candy company whips out the white chocolate for Halloween when dark chocolate would thematically make just as much sense and taste ten times better
me, a grown-ass adult: aw man I stained my favorite Pokémon t-shirt with chocolate milk :((
October 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
me, a grown-ass adult: aw man I stained my favorite Pokémon t-shirt with chocolate milk :((
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i just need everyone to look at this cool tree for a sec
October 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i just need everyone to look at this cool tree for a sec
got jabbed right in the possum 😔
October 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
got jabbed right in the possum 😔