Carlos🥀
@dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social
Let’s see how long this lasts 🤷🏽♂️
Ig: dirtylittledamsel
X: blueivysaur
Ig: dirtylittledamsel
X: blueivysaur
Pinned
Decided to have a piece of apple pie and usually I’ll put a scoop of vanilla ice cream w it but all I have is vanilla yogurt so I added a scoop of that instead thinking I was being cutesy and healthy but the sweetness from the pie made the yogurt taste like sour cream in comparison 😭💔
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Decided to have a piece of apple pie and usually I’ll put a scoop of vanilla ice cream w it but all I have is vanilla yogurt so I added a scoop of that instead thinking I was being cutesy and healthy but the sweetness from the pie made the yogurt taste like sour cream in comparison 😭💔
She’s allowed to colonize just a little bit as a treat
LA COMBI VERSACE by ROSALÍA & Tokischa on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 2:40
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November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
She’s allowed to colonize just a little bit as a treat
haha hehe haha hoe
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
haha hehe haha hoe
Need a 💇🏽♂️ real bad
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Need a 💇🏽♂️ real bad
Using the cables at the gym and this guy next to me is doing weighted pull ups and the rope is outlining his peepee directly in my line of sight
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Using the cables at the gym and this guy next to me is doing weighted pull ups and the rope is outlining his peepee directly in my line of sight
According to this defensive driving course (I’m taking for my dad bc it doesn’t come in Spanish) one glass of whatever alcohol is enough to fuck up your BAC and apparently my mixing liquor ass drinks like a sailor
a woman is standing in a kitchen holding a drink and saying `` well , i love to have fun '' .
ALT: a woman is standing in a kitchen holding a drink and saying `` well , i love to have fun '' .
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November 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
According to this defensive driving course (I’m taking for my dad bc it doesn’t come in Spanish) one glass of whatever alcohol is enough to fuck up your BAC and apparently my mixing liquor ass drinks like a sailor
What that tongue do 😜
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What that tongue do 😜
7 episodes into DRUK and I still can’t tell half of them apart
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
7 episodes into DRUK and I still can’t tell half of them apart
Tipsy and no one texting me back
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Tipsy and no one texting me back
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Y’all liking but not following
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Y’all liking but not following
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Wore this to a pregame and ran into a guy dressed like a team rocket grunt and when I told him I’m a pkmn trainer and showed him my Litten he gave me the fakest oh nice lmfaoooooo 😭
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Wore this to a pregame and ran into a guy dressed like a team rocket grunt and when I told him I’m a pkmn trainer and showed him my Litten he gave me the fakest oh nice lmfaoooooo 😭
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Reposted by Carlos🥀
Swalloween is over now 😔
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Swalloween is over now 😔
Swalloween is over now 😔
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Swalloween is over now 😔
Guy at the club last night started talking to me bc we were the only ones “in costume” and when we traded igs he immediately checked our mutuals and started trauma dumping about his ex I also just happen to be mutuals with but never spoken to before
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Guy at the club last night started talking to me bc we were the only ones “in costume” and when we traded igs he immediately checked our mutuals and started trauma dumping about his ex I also just happen to be mutuals with but never spoken to before
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It’s just me and my Litten against the world 🌚🔥
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It’s just me and my Litten against the world 🌚🔥
It’s just me and my Litten against the world 🌚🔥
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It’s just me and my Litten against the world 🌚🔥
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Thighs on fire 😩
October 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Thighs on fire 😩
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Match my frequency 💪🏽
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Match my frequency 💪🏽
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Just a couple purple baddies 💜
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Just a couple purple baddies 💜