Carlos🥀
@dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social
Let’s see how long this lasts 🤷🏽♂️
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That’s all you use me for 😔
December 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
That’s all you use me for 😔
I love when guys hit you up with concepts of hanging out and then never replying again when you say sure 😒
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I love when guys hit you up with concepts of hanging out and then never replying again when you say sure 😒
Said hey to an oomf on grindr and got left on read lmao
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Said hey to an oomf on grindr and got left on read lmao
Need my dog to learn how to use the toilet or something bc it is way tew cold to be walking him in this weather 😭
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Need my dog to learn how to use the toilet or something bc it is way tew cold to be walking him in this weather 😭
Where are my background singers?!
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Where are my background singers?!
Placed an order of cologne for me and my dad at u1ta a couple weeks ago but accidentally shipped it to my old address bc I’m a pendeja and the landlord claims he didn’t see it 🤨 and after fighting with customer service thru emails for weeks I finally called instead and they gave me a full refund
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Placed an order of cologne for me and my dad at u1ta a couple weeks ago but accidentally shipped it to my old address bc I’m a pendeja and the landlord claims he didn’t see it 🤨 and after fighting with customer service thru emails for weeks I finally called instead and they gave me a full refund
Sigourney talking all that shit just to not do a single thing during that three way lipsync while Cynthia and Jaharia danced circles around her #Dragula
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sigourney talking all that shit just to not do a single thing during that three way lipsync while Cynthia and Jaharia danced circles around her #Dragula
A little tipsy and why my man that’s not my man live 40 min awayyyyyy 😩
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
A little tipsy and why my man that’s not my man live 40 min awayyyyyy 😩
Literally the last one in my friend group to be single so I might have to let this guy cuff me
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Literally the last one in my friend group to be single so I might have to let this guy cuff me
I love when cute boys follow me back
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love when cute boys follow me back
Taking hangover pills before drinking really is a life saver bc all I have is a small headache after all the shit I drank last night 😭🙏🏽
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Taking hangover pills before drinking really is a life saver bc all I have is a small headache after all the shit I drank last night 😭🙏🏽
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It was leg day btw 💜
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
It was leg day btw 💜
It was leg day btw 💜
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
It was leg day btw 💜
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What that tongue do 😜
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What that tongue do 😜
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Need a 💇🏽♂️ real bad
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Need a 💇🏽♂️ real bad
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haha hehe haha hoe
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
haha hehe haha hoe
Not to be a corny grindr screenshot poster but this was unprovoked and the man is clearly a catfish and gmfu and I had time today so it’s okay
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Not to be a corny grindr screenshot poster but this was unprovoked and the man is clearly a catfish and gmfu and I had time today so it’s okay
Decided to have a piece of apple pie and usually I’ll put a scoop of vanilla ice cream w it but all I have is vanilla yogurt so I added a scoop of that instead thinking I was being cutesy and healthy but the sweetness from the pie made the yogurt taste like sour cream in comparison 😭💔
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Decided to have a piece of apple pie and usually I’ll put a scoop of vanilla ice cream w it but all I have is vanilla yogurt so I added a scoop of that instead thinking I was being cutesy and healthy but the sweetness from the pie made the yogurt taste like sour cream in comparison 😭💔
She’s allowed to colonize just a little bit as a treat
LA COMBI VERSACE by ROSALÍA & Tokischa on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 2:40
music.apple.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
She’s allowed to colonize just a little bit as a treat
haha hehe haha hoe
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
haha hehe haha hoe
Need a 💇🏽♂️ real bad
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Need a 💇🏽♂️ real bad
Using the cables at the gym and this guy next to me is doing weighted pull ups and the rope is outlining his peepee directly in my line of sight
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Using the cables at the gym and this guy next to me is doing weighted pull ups and the rope is outlining his peepee directly in my line of sight
According to this defensive driving course (I’m taking for my dad bc it doesn’t come in Spanish) one glass of whatever alcohol is enough to fuck up your BAC and apparently my mixing liquor ass drinks like a sailor
a woman is standing in a kitchen holding a drink and saying `` well , i love to have fun '' .
ALT: a woman is standing in a kitchen holding a drink and saying `` well , i love to have fun '' .
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November 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
According to this defensive driving course (I’m taking for my dad bc it doesn’t come in Spanish) one glass of whatever alcohol is enough to fuck up your BAC and apparently my mixing liquor ass drinks like a sailor
What that tongue do 😜
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What that tongue do 😜