dirty hippie 🌿
@dirtylilhippie.bsky.social
society is the simulation
reprogram it
former and aspiring small farmer, perpetual language student, part-time grocer, full-time mouthy resistor, annoying feminist
(18+ recommended)
This is a no-shame page, except for Nazis.
reprogram it
former and aspiring small farmer, perpetual language student, part-time grocer, full-time mouthy resistor, annoying feminist
(18+ recommended)
This is a no-shame page, except for Nazis.
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I just want to feed people and grow things.
Thanksgiving used to be exclusively homemade at my house. It was sacred. Everything down to the butter, made in my kitchen. Bread crumbs, stock, all of it. It took 3 days, start to finish. I did that for nearly 15 years. I wish I could keep that up.
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Thanksgiving used to be exclusively homemade at my house. It was sacred. Everything down to the butter, made in my kitchen. Bread crumbs, stock, all of it. It took 3 days, start to finish. I did that for nearly 15 years. I wish I could keep that up.
The understanding that I may never get to truly rest is heavy tonight.
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The understanding that I may never get to truly rest is heavy tonight.
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Helped my neighbor bury an old rug last night…her boyfriend would have helped her, but he had to go out of town unexpectedly 🤷🏻♀️
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Helped my neighbor bury an old rug last night…her boyfriend would have helped her, but he had to go out of town unexpectedly 🤷🏻♀️
Dogs love me because I don't look them in the eye and I can read their body language.
Autism. 😆
Autism. 😆
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Dogs love me because I don't look them in the eye and I can read their body language.
Autism. 😆
Autism. 😆
Officially over it.
I think I'll knit some vegetables.
Or a little frog queen. I will call her Lilith, and she can sit on my nightstand with her pile of wool potatoes while we smoke weed and read smut. I'll make her a little crown out of saved copper wire, too, cuz one of us needs bling.
Ribbit 👑
I think I'll knit some vegetables.
Or a little frog queen. I will call her Lilith, and she can sit on my nightstand with her pile of wool potatoes while we smoke weed and read smut. I'll make her a little crown out of saved copper wire, too, cuz one of us needs bling.
Ribbit 👑
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Officially over it.
I think I'll knit some vegetables.
Or a little frog queen. I will call her Lilith, and she can sit on my nightstand with her pile of wool potatoes while we smoke weed and read smut. I'll make her a little crown out of saved copper wire, too, cuz one of us needs bling.
Ribbit 👑
I think I'll knit some vegetables.
Or a little frog queen. I will call her Lilith, and she can sit on my nightstand with her pile of wool potatoes while we smoke weed and read smut. I'll make her a little crown out of saved copper wire, too, cuz one of us needs bling.
Ribbit 👑
Working my retail shift and a line from the Walking Dead keeps echoing in my head.
"These people are children, and children like stories."
Everyone who passes me is deep in their own personal capitalist daydream, and I am sleepwalking a nightmare.
"These people are children, and children like stories."
Everyone who passes me is deep in their own personal capitalist daydream, and I am sleepwalking a nightmare.
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Working my retail shift and a line from the Walking Dead keeps echoing in my head.
"These people are children, and children like stories."
Everyone who passes me is deep in their own personal capitalist daydream, and I am sleepwalking a nightmare.
"These people are children, and children like stories."
Everyone who passes me is deep in their own personal capitalist daydream, and I am sleepwalking a nightmare.
Give up on one thing in life, and you start giving up on everything.
And I'm just not allowed to do that, so, here I am.
Involuntarily optimistic.
And I'm just not allowed to do that, so, here I am.
Involuntarily optimistic.
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Give up on one thing in life, and you start giving up on everything.
And I'm just not allowed to do that, so, here I am.
Involuntarily optimistic.
And I'm just not allowed to do that, so, here I am.
Involuntarily optimistic.
It won't stop with money. They hoard money, and then they hoard property. And secrets. And power.
The obscenely wealthy don't stop at hoarding money. So we can't let them have it. Its like giving a drink to an alcoholic.
Take it back before they wreck the bar. They already let the damn Nazis in.
The obscenely wealthy don't stop at hoarding money. So we can't let them have it. Its like giving a drink to an alcoholic.
Take it back before they wreck the bar. They already let the damn Nazis in.
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It won't stop with money. They hoard money, and then they hoard property. And secrets. And power.
The obscenely wealthy don't stop at hoarding money. So we can't let them have it. Its like giving a drink to an alcoholic.
Take it back before they wreck the bar. They already let the damn Nazis in.
The obscenely wealthy don't stop at hoarding money. So we can't let them have it. Its like giving a drink to an alcoholic.
Take it back before they wreck the bar. They already let the damn Nazis in.
I would take it all back, but I know enough to know I can never go back.
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I would take it all back, but I know enough to know I can never go back.
The same me that's pissed I have no spending money because I hoard it into savings on payday breathes a huge sigh of relief when the car needs 4 fuvking repairs in one month. I am a grown up about some things, at least.
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The same me that's pissed I have no spending money because I hoard it into savings on payday breathes a huge sigh of relief when the car needs 4 fuvking repairs in one month. I am a grown up about some things, at least.
They just took his tariffs. How's he going to pay his goon squad now?
We inherited British imperialism. It would be so poetic if we actually do manage to retake peacefully a nation that has been nurturing the largest military and police forces in the world for over 50 years.
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
They just took his tariffs. How's he going to pay his goon squad now?
Men: You're so strong, it's so sexy, I love it!
Also men: Why aren't you devastated by my absence/presence/needs?!
Pick one, my dudes. You want us drama free, then take the lack of drama as lack of caring. We've just done this dance before. A joint, a pedi, and on to the next one. No drama.
Also men: Why aren't you devastated by my absence/presence/needs?!
Pick one, my dudes. You want us drama free, then take the lack of drama as lack of caring. We've just done this dance before. A joint, a pedi, and on to the next one. No drama.
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Men: You're so strong, it's so sexy, I love it!
Also men: Why aren't you devastated by my absence/presence/needs?!
Pick one, my dudes. You want us drama free, then take the lack of drama as lack of caring. We've just done this dance before. A joint, a pedi, and on to the next one. No drama.
Also men: Why aren't you devastated by my absence/presence/needs?!
Pick one, my dudes. You want us drama free, then take the lack of drama as lack of caring. We've just done this dance before. A joint, a pedi, and on to the next one. No drama.
I need to get out of this funk. 😩
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I need to get out of this funk. 😩
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November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is what the United States should look like. This is the beginning.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is what the United States should look like. This is the beginning.
Dubai chocolate being sold next to a food bank donation flyer.
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Dubai chocolate being sold next to a food bank donation flyer.
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"I could not close my mind and join in the madness."
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"I could not close my mind and join in the madness."
I haven't put more than the bare minimum in for a few weeks now, and I've been beating myself up for it. But I wonder, am I being lazy, am I depressed, or am I just... resting?
It's been a long year. I think this is rest.
It's been a long year. I think this is rest.
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I haven't put more than the bare minimum in for a few weeks now, and I've been beating myself up for it. But I wonder, am I being lazy, am I depressed, or am I just... resting?
It's been a long year. I think this is rest.
It's been a long year. I think this is rest.
Kinda glad I'm doing the crashing economy as old poor and not new poor. My tactics haven't really changed much, I just get way less crap for struggling. Its been normalized, and I'm good at it. My experience helps people.
Its kind of freeing, and def helps with the anxiety.
Its kind of freeing, and def helps with the anxiety.
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Kinda glad I'm doing the crashing economy as old poor and not new poor. My tactics haven't really changed much, I just get way less crap for struggling. Its been normalized, and I'm good at it. My experience helps people.
Its kind of freeing, and def helps with the anxiety.
Its kind of freeing, and def helps with the anxiety.
I tied my tubes and ran away to a cabin in the woods when he took office the first time.
It's kind of empowering to know that it wasn't an overreaction.
It's kind of empowering to know that it wasn't an overreaction.
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I tied my tubes and ran away to a cabin in the woods when he took office the first time.
It's kind of empowering to know that it wasn't an overreaction.
It's kind of empowering to know that it wasn't an overreaction.