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dirty hippie 🌿
@dirtylilhippie.bsky.social
society is the simulation
reprogram it

former and aspiring small farmer, perpetual language student, part-time grocer, full-time mouthy resistor, annoying feminist
(18+ recommended)

This is a no-shame page, except for Nazis.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Officially over it.
I think I'll knit some vegetables.

Or a little frog queen. I will call her Lilith, and she can sit on my nightstand with her pile of wool potatoes while we smoke weed and read smut. I'll make her a little crown out of saved copper wire, too, cuz one of us needs bling.

Ribbit 👑
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I would take it all back, but I know enough to know I can never go back.
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This is what the United States should look like. This is the beginning.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
November 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I haven't vetted this, you are welcome to.
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
October 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
October 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the kind of obsession I live for lol
October 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Overspending is so 2010. And actually just an off putting habit. Like if I see someone who obviously burns cash as part of their personality )steady rotating stream of new stuff), i really start to question what their values are and their level of unhealthy disassociation with the world at large.
October 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When this system reboot is over, we need to send the Stars and Stripes the way of the Stars and Bars and the swastika. We need a brand new emblem for a brand new nation. What's it going to look like? What is it going to represent?
October 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
October 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
October 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My oven is unbalanced, so the discard sourdough cornbread didn't cook evenly. And there are huge craters where I left chunks of butter in the batter. When resources and needs are unevenly distributed, things might be delicious, but far from equitable.

Oh, and eat the rich.
September 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
New life goals. This would make me sooo happy. And peep the worm bin!
September 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
September 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM