Dinodon
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Elf on the Shelf is baby's first panopticon. I do not like that little fuck
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Elf on the Shelf is baby's first panopticon. I do not like that little fuck
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
In 5 years time there's gonna be an indianna Jones movie where he himself is the mystical artefact.
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
In 5 years time there's gonna be an indianna Jones movie where he himself is the mystical artefact.
I believe in my bones that I was meant to be in pixie hollow. Now I'm stuck in whatever this is. I was destined for boyish charm and pixie mischief not this
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I believe in my bones that I was meant to be in pixie hollow. Now I'm stuck in whatever this is. I was destined for boyish charm and pixie mischief not this
One day I will succumb to twink death but that day is not today
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
One day I will succumb to twink death but that day is not today
When are they gonna release the baseball cut of Twilight. I wanna see vampires play baseball bisexually for an hour and a half. Do a few weirdly high kicks while pitching
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
When are they gonna release the baseball cut of Twilight. I wanna see vampires play baseball bisexually for an hour and a half. Do a few weirdly high kicks while pitching
I kinda love how Lois Lane jumps off stuff in every portrayal of her character. Doesn't matter time period, era, writer or whatever. That bitch is base jumping
October 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I kinda love how Lois Lane jumps off stuff in every portrayal of her character. Doesn't matter time period, era, writer or whatever. That bitch is base jumping
Sorry I've been distant lately. My girlfriend turned into a worm and it's really taken a toll on the relationship.
September 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sorry I've been distant lately. My girlfriend turned into a worm and it's really taken a toll on the relationship.
David Byrne had the right idea. I should arrive at the function in my big suit. Make them ask questions while I'm returning with increasingly urgent questions
August 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
David Byrne had the right idea. I should arrive at the function in my big suit. Make them ask questions while I'm returning with increasingly urgent questions
We are insanely lucky that fire is in the visible light spectrum. Do you know how fucked we would be if WE COULDNT SEE FIRE!
August 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
We are insanely lucky that fire is in the visible light spectrum. Do you know how fucked we would be if WE COULDNT SEE FIRE!
Sometimes I'm reminded of the existence of 'Matilda' as a thing in general and it makes me smile. Book, movie, musical? It's all good
July 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Sometimes I'm reminded of the existence of 'Matilda' as a thing in general and it makes me smile. Book, movie, musical? It's all good
There's some statistic that's like 80% of men think they could land a plane or win a fight against a bear.
That's stupid. They're stupid for that
I think my version is I think I could ride a horse. I've never done it before but I could.
That's stupid. They're stupid for that
I think my version is I think I could ride a horse. I've never done it before but I could.
July 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There's some statistic that's like 80% of men think they could land a plane or win a fight against a bear.
That's stupid. They're stupid for that
I think my version is I think I could ride a horse. I've never done it before but I could.
That's stupid. They're stupid for that
I think my version is I think I could ride a horse. I've never done it before but I could.
One of my favourite genre of video are dogs being given buttons to communicate and using them to ask deeply existential questions. Like imagine communicating with your dog and they just ask shit like "why me dog?" Or "will you forget me?"
July 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
One of my favourite genre of video are dogs being given buttons to communicate and using them to ask deeply existential questions. Like imagine communicating with your dog and they just ask shit like "why me dog?" Or "will you forget me?"
Hey man, you doing okay? Your leitmotif started playing but in a minor key and they sorta just gave it to the horn section
June 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hey man, you doing okay? Your leitmotif started playing but in a minor key and they sorta just gave it to the horn section
I miss going into the city. I had to go into town today and instantly saw two girls dressed like LOTR elves. Long braided hair, loose flowy dress. That's sick, I wanted to tell them they're sick but women scare me
June 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I miss going into the city. I had to go into town today and instantly saw two girls dressed like LOTR elves. Long braided hair, loose flowy dress. That's sick, I wanted to tell them they're sick but women scare me
The best thing Ayn Rand ever wrote were the titles of her books. "Atlus Shrugged" intriguing, evocative. "The Fountain Head" instantly makes me wanna find what that means. And then you actually read them and it's the weirdest propaganda ever
June 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The best thing Ayn Rand ever wrote were the titles of her books. "Atlus Shrugged" intriguing, evocative. "The Fountain Head" instantly makes me wanna find what that means. And then you actually read them and it's the weirdest propaganda ever
It must have been weird to work in the beauty and the beast castle and just know the answer to a niche buzz feed quiz outright. "Yeah, I'd be a Coffee table. Don't ask me how I know but been there done that"
June 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It must have been weird to work in the beauty and the beast castle and just know the answer to a niche buzz feed quiz outright. "Yeah, I'd be a Coffee table. Don't ask me how I know but been there done that"
Sometimes at the end of exams when I had time I'd try and write down as much of "The Raven" I could remember. In hindsight it would have been a little strange to get to the end of a geography exam and see several stanzas of gothic literature.
June 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sometimes at the end of exams when I had time I'd try and write down as much of "The Raven" I could remember. In hindsight it would have been a little strange to get to the end of a geography exam and see several stanzas of gothic literature.
There's a lot of fictional characters who have killed JFK in their universe. It's like ticking a box when you get your grey morality.
May 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
There's a lot of fictional characters who have killed JFK in their universe. It's like ticking a box when you get your grey morality.
I loved watching "Pimp my Ride" as a kid. Would be absolutely cackling through the reveal because it was just "Your car is fucked up so we just decided to fuck it up in an entirely new way" and then they'd put a ps2 in their boot or something
May 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I loved watching "Pimp my Ride" as a kid. Would be absolutely cackling through the reveal because it was just "Your car is fucked up so we just decided to fuck it up in an entirely new way" and then they'd put a ps2 in their boot or something
I'm convinced I can fix a christmas carol with this one simple trick. Kill Tiny Tim by gunshot. Pearls flying everywhere, blood splattering his stupid crutches and all off screen. Christmas present tells Scrooge he's gonna die while he's chambering a round
April 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I'm convinced I can fix a christmas carol with this one simple trick. Kill Tiny Tim by gunshot. Pearls flying everywhere, blood splattering his stupid crutches and all off screen. Christmas present tells Scrooge he's gonna die while he's chambering a round
I have to thank Roald Dahl for getting me into body horror. You can't kill in a children's book but you can give everyone a unique and grotesque fate that's far worse than death
April 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have to thank Roald Dahl for getting me into body horror. You can't kill in a children's book but you can give everyone a unique and grotesque fate that's far worse than death
Eminem almost has an EGOT. He's one award away, it's unlikely he's going to get a Tony award but I really want to live in the timeline where he does for some reason. I don't care why, give it to him for best choreography and throw off all future trivia answers
March 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Eminem almost has an EGOT. He's one award away, it's unlikely he's going to get a Tony award but I really want to live in the timeline where he does for some reason. I don't care why, give it to him for best choreography and throw off all future trivia answers
Man I love spending time with my extended family. No where else would I use the phrase "so what your suggesting is technically eugenics but I think there are better ways to avoid having braces"
March 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Man I love spending time with my extended family. No where else would I use the phrase "so what your suggesting is technically eugenics but I think there are better ways to avoid having braces"
You're not adopted, you're the chosen one. We looked at all the babies and we chose you cause you looked the sickest
March 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You're not adopted, you're the chosen one. We looked at all the babies and we chose you cause you looked the sickest