Drew
dillonisms.bsky.social
Drew
@dillonisms.bsky.social
Aspiring himbo, ADHD AF, unshaven and unshavable. Taller than you think. he/him
Pinned
Fuck olives.
Reposted by Drew
Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Brains are funny things in that they are our selves, but are also this complex, unknowable fatty organ that breaks down in zillions of terrifying ways all the time. Neat!
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Our society started going downhill after conversation pits went out of style.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Reposted by Drew
🧵
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I consider myself to be fairly handsome, but I just met someone who is *unfairly* attractive and now my day is ruined.
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Reposted by Drew
Hope is a fuel. Use it to burn down something terrible.
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Reposted by Drew
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Reposted by Drew
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
JUSTICE FOR WANDA
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
They say to be the person you needed when you were younger. Just had the surreal privilege of coaching someone through a very familiar low point. I hope it works out better for him than it did for me.
October 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Reposted by Drew
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Reposted by Drew
Nerd and Jock 306
October 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Reposted by Drew
October 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Client: Not gonna lie, I thought you were gonna be a black guy
Me: Sorry to disappoint.
Me: I’ll work on it for next time.
October 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Reposted by Drew
not sure who needs to hear this today
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by Drew
Jewel heist at the Louvre?? ZOWIE, commissioner, this is gonna be a DIAMOND-HARD case to CRACK!

Gather the usual suspects !!!

DO IT, ROCKAPELLA
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by Drew
"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Pretty big talk coming from a sentient stack of water balloons
October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reposted by Drew
The HILO EPIC BOXED SET is here!
All of the 10 first HILO books! A decade in the making! All in one glorious package! Click the link in the bio to order it online, or find it wherever books are sold!!
@randomhousekids @rhkidsgraphic @rhcbteacherslibrarians
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/786112...
October 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
One of the greatest betrayals in literature is that the ghosts let Scrooge live
October 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Reposted by Drew
October 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Reposted by Drew
I will say if that whole military meeting had been an email it would have been a pretty weird email
September 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Monumental Meeting of Military Minds Maddens Many

“This whole thing could have been an email,” reports one general.
September 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Welp, my sleep schedule is about to go to Hades
September 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Spent my afternoon hiding Halloween decorations around the house for my family to find*

*for me to find in the middle of the night when I’m craving a cheese stick
September 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM