Matty, 🧸❤️🔥🏳️🌈
@dilfmage.bsky.social
matty - (he/him/his) 🏳️🌈 🧸 in Los Angeles.
I post about food, gay, and my mmo addiction
I post about food, gay, and my mmo addiction
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Post a random photo or else everything will go bad in 2026
December 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Post a random photo or else everything will go bad in 2026
Kake udon and hot tea
December 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Kake udon and hot tea
Sometimes cold Taco Bell from the fridge hits
December 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Sometimes cold Taco Bell from the fridge hits
Feral but too busy today to do anything about it
a person is holding a pig in their hands with a hose attached to it .
ALT: a person is holding a pig in their hands with a hose attached to it .
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December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Feral but too busy today to do anything about it
My paladin in his gay asf outfit in the last cutscene 😭❤️🫶🏻
December 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
My paladin in his gay asf outfit in the last cutscene 😭❤️🫶🏻
I’ll text my husband on the low about something private and he asks “omg why are you texting me I’m right here!” Every. Time. Lol
December 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’ll text my husband on the low about something private and he asks “omg why are you texting me I’m right here!” Every. Time. Lol
Anyone have recs for a cleaning service in DTLA
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Anyone have recs for a cleaning service in DTLA
Got home yesterday and unsurprisingly same coworker was talking about the giant ice wall that surrounds the flat earth where the celebrities go when they say they die
Just got home from 3 days in a car with my coworkers and one of them was talking about chemtrails for 45 mins
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Got home yesterday and unsurprisingly same coworker was talking about the giant ice wall that surrounds the flat earth where the celebrities go when they say they die
Found out I can’t transfer my internet service to our new place
December 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Found out I can’t transfer my internet service to our new place
I’ve been working a ton, doing a lot at work - it’s been a tough year. My boss called me and let me know she fought for me to get an off cycle raise and it isn’t small 🥹
There isn’t a budget for my role to get off cycle so they moved stuff around for me. Feeling validated
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
There isn’t a budget for my role to get off cycle so they moved stuff around for me. Feeling validated
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’ve been working a ton, doing a lot at work - it’s been a tough year. My boss called me and let me know she fought for me to get an off cycle raise and it isn’t small 🥹
There isn’t a budget for my role to get off cycle so they moved stuff around for me. Feeling validated
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
There isn’t a budget for my role to get off cycle so they moved stuff around for me. Feeling validated
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
I made it to my roommm
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I made it to my roommm
Why does every rental car smell like cigarettes and sunscreen
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why does every rental car smell like cigarettes and sunscreen
Going to be festive for the next 72 hours
December 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Going to be festive for the next 72 hours
One of my favorite songs came up in the mix this morning
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
One of my favorite songs came up in the mix this morning
If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character
Therapy has been kicking my ass this month ngl
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Therapy has been kicking my ass this month ngl
Being in limbo for Zac’s offer knowing it will result in a move for like a month (he was negotiating), to finally finalizing and seeing our move date is in….7 days
December 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Being in limbo for Zac’s offer knowing it will result in a move for like a month (he was negotiating), to finally finalizing and seeing our move date is in….7 days
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okay this may be the best haircut I’ve had this year please get yourself a masc lesbian barber for your own self-confidence
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
okay this may be the best haircut I’ve had this year please get yourself a masc lesbian barber for your own self-confidence
