dijonketchup
@dijonketchup.bsky.social
(she/her) I'm a weird nerd who plays too many games. Sometimes I play them really fast. Valkyrie with the RPG Valkyries. Team member with Power Up With Pride.
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Hey friends! Did you know I do perler commissions? If you're interested in getting a perler done, hit me up! These are some examples of perlers I've made.
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yesterday was the only day you could post this. why is it here. you can't post this today!! fuck i'm so sorry i'm trying to get rid of it this is the wrong day to post this goddamn image please don't send me to jail
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
yesterday was the only day you could post this. why is it here. you can't post this today!! fuck i'm so sorry i'm trying to get rid of it this is the wrong day to post this goddamn image please don't send me to jail
I move too slow and I think too fast.
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I move too slow and I think too fast.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
I showed you my Wiglett please respond
10-inch Wiglett Plush is $21.24 at Pokemon Center (discount at checkout. 15% off sitewide discount) buff.ly/O8KrN8G
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I showed you my Wiglett please respond
The TV in this waiting room will play the same ad 4-6 times in a row, then play some footage of fish, then go back to the same ad another 4-6 times. This keeps repeating. I now have a grudge against Stelo, even if it makes tracking your glucose as easy as tracking the weather.
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The TV in this waiting room will play the same ad 4-6 times in a row, then play some footage of fish, then go back to the same ad another 4-6 times. This keeps repeating. I now have a grudge against Stelo, even if it makes tracking your glucose as easy as tracking the weather.
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Lightning Returns Final Fantasy XIII
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Lightning Returns Final Fantasy XIII
Yoooooo it's fuckin Desert Bus time!
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Yoooooo it's fuckin Desert Bus time!
You know it's gonna be a day when you have cramps in the first hour of work.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
You know it's gonna be a day when you have cramps in the first hour of work.
I forgot my hair appointment today. There goes that deposit down the drain. Fuck.
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I forgot my hair appointment today. There goes that deposit down the drain. Fuck.
I still don't know what I'm doing wrong...
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I still don't know what I'm doing wrong...
I'm on a stakeout.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I'm on a stakeout.
Looks like I'm gonna have to Blitz through recording my submissions this weekend!
Run Submissions for #FrostFatales 2026 are officially open and we can't wait to see what everyone's bringing this time!!!
*Submissions close: Nov. 23rd
Submit a run: https://gdq.gg/submit
Submissions Guide: gamesdonequick.com/site/ff-submission-guide
*Submissions close: Nov. 23rd
Submit a run: https://gdq.gg/submit
Submissions Guide: gamesdonequick.com/site/ff-submission-guide
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Looks like I'm gonna have to Blitz through recording my submissions this weekend!
The problem with 99% of my wardrobe being t-shirts is that they don't show off my cleavage.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The problem with 99% of my wardrobe being t-shirts is that they don't show off my cleavage.
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credits that include the names of everyone who worked on the game at any point
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
credits that include the names of everyone who worked on the game at any point
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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We're live now!
twitch.tv/metroidcrime ✨
twitch.tv/metroidcrime ✨
We're roughly 24 hours from our 24 HOUR CHARITY EVENT for Extra Life Game Day! We'll be playing All Star by Smash Mouth on Rock Band non-stop from 1pm on Saturday to 1pm on Sunday!
Check out the website for more details on donation incentives and guest appearances!
metroidcrime.com/all-starathon/ ✨
Check out the website for more details on donation incentives and guest appearances!
metroidcrime.com/all-starathon/ ✨
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
We're live now!
twitch.tv/metroidcrime ✨
twitch.tv/metroidcrime ✨
I play the Nintendo games
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I play the Nintendo games
Where's the link to that Nintendo thing everyone's been posting about that shows how long you've played games for?
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Where's the link to that Nintendo thing everyone's been posting about that shows how long you've played games for?
Could I eat an entire rotisserie chicken by myself? I'd have to eat the dark meat though. Maybe if I ate the dark meat first then I could have the white meat as a treat.
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Could I eat an entire rotisserie chicken by myself? I'd have to eat the dark meat though. Maybe if I ate the dark meat first then I could have the white meat as a treat.
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Critics are calling dijonketchup "very funny," "a laugh riot," and "not a serial arsonist."
If you're looking for someone silly to be on your couch for AGDQ, hit me up! Not to toot my own horn, but I am very silly.
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Critics are calling dijonketchup "very funny," "a laugh riot," and "not a serial arsonist."
I'm on my phone at work cause there's literally nothing to do.
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm on my phone at work cause there's literally nothing to do.
Critics are calling dijonketchup "very funny," "a laugh riot," and "not a serial arsonist."
If you're looking for someone silly to be on your couch for AGDQ, hit me up! Not to toot my own horn, but I am very silly.
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Critics are calling dijonketchup "very funny," "a laugh riot," and "not a serial arsonist."
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Important reminder
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Important reminder
If you're looking for someone silly to be on your couch for AGDQ, hit me up! Not to toot my own horn, but I am very silly.
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you're looking for someone silly to be on your couch for AGDQ, hit me up! Not to toot my own horn, but I am very silly.