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Digo
@digocoyote.bsky.social
Coyote. Comedian. Cocktail connoisseur.

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I'm kinda really funny tho

Art by @pandarauch.bsky.social
The world's largest non-water slide was assisted in creation by Anish Kapoor? This is fucking bullshit.
January 23, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Cocktail review:

Bijou

Equal parts gin, sweet vermouth, and green chartreuse.

3 outta 5 stars.

It's an interesting drink, but it very clearly shows its pre-prohibition roots with its overt sweetness. Interested in a modern rework.
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The Prof hate is so forced
January 20, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Knocked down to part time from my full time gig.

Not quite heartbroken, but definitely distraught.

Ah well, I'm good at landing on my feet.

But still. Fuck.
January 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
It's so goddamn simple, but a Left Hand is so fucking good.

Just a Boulevardier with a shake or two of chocolate bitters.

So fucking good.
January 18, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Oh shit Peeby is super ugly lmao
January 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Lack of appetite, lethargy, disinterested in toys.

I'm experiencing symptoms someone would take a dog to the vet for. Embarrassing.
January 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
This shirt goes insanely hard.
USDG Time Is Dead shirt (light on dark) by winslowdumaine
A promotional shirt for USDG.
www.teepublic.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
This is gonna be super petty and I'm not gonna name names for obvious reasons, but it fills me with earnest glee that the guy who told me "you'll never be famous! Lmao" on Twitter about ten years ago is so, so fucking ugly hahahahahaha
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Zicam fuckin works idc what anyone says. I felt a cold coming on, started taking the tablets as directed, felt like dogwater going to bed, woke up feeling back to like 90%.
January 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by Digo
important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I started buying large tee shirts cuz I was getting bigger and then I lost a lot of weight and now they are too big on me -.-
January 7, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I actually cannot believe how good Heated Rivalry was.
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Heated Rivalry is SO FUCKING HOT.
January 5, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I forgot that this weekend our Playlist started playing Goodbye Horses and my coworkers looked at me real weird when I started laughing.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Who I was as a child may no longer be who I am now, but every now and then I am able to lift him onto my shoulders so he can see how far the man he grew up to be has gotten.
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
If The Flash is so fast, why can't he circumnavigate the globe to fuck himself in the butt?
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 AM
2026 Resolution is to write a book.

Stipulations are that I have to break 50k words with the same group of characters through the whole thing. No collections, no tie-ins. Just one story.

It's time.
January 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
*Hopes and Dreams intensifies*
January 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Post an animated film you’ve loved since childhood
December 31, 2025 at 6:48 AM
xxx_ThEy SaY yOu NeEd To PrAy If YoU wAnT To Go To HeAvEn, BuT tHeY DoN'T tElL YoU WhAt To SaY WhEn YoUr WhOlE LiFe HaS GoNe To HeLl_xxx
December 31, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I'm like 3 steps removed from forming a pop punk revival band and and I'm not afraid to use it
December 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I live my life by the three Ps.

Pop-Punk.
Piss
Pbeer.
December 31, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Saying "I peed my pants," when uou really mean you you WET your DIAPER is big kid stolen valor. You didn't "pee" anything. You wet your diaper like a lil baby.

Don't ever come at me with that shit. Babies, like you, wet their diapers. Period.
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM